1. "The cop wanted to give me a parking ticket but you 'worked it out.' That's great! Oh, you got something on your Pumas."
2. "Parking meters make you horny? Hey, me too! Thanks eHarmony!"
3. "Rick, I'm pretty sure those burly construction workers were commenting on my fine ass, but if it helps your self-esteem, than go for it."
4. "The bloodstain by the parking meter? Oh, not important. On an unrelated note, if you had to ditch the body of a meter maid who couldn't mind her own damn business, where would you go?"
5. "No way, my mom always said 'nice girls don't do anal on the first date.'"
6. "Yeah, um, I kind of sold your car while you were gone. You don't mind, do you?"
7. "Aw, you didn't find the secret prize? Well, give me your other credit card, and I'll give you another hint."
8. "Ohmygawd, Jeff, you were So right. There's no rush on Earth like torturing and killing a homeless guy."
9. "I think it was worth the drive to Massachusetts, don't you sis, I mean, Mrs. Anderson."
10. "Can't... breathe... must... reboot... fembot..."
Source: Detroit News Photoblog/Brandy Baker