Friday, August 11, 2006

$1,400 to Fix the AC? Screw you!

1. Before the DeLorean, Dr. Emmett Brown went through a few prototypes.

2. After the terrorists hit Sears, all kinds of things were embedded in vehicles in the parking lot.

3. Do-It-Yourself Cryogenics.

4. What the Batmobile looked like after Bruce Wayne got caught up in the Enron scandal.

5. Hey. Leopard-Skin Jackets require a little extra 'oomph' in your pimpmobile's AC.

Best of David Simon
"The bad news is that GEICO cancelled my auto insurance after hurrican Katrina. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my air conditioning."

"Dear, I suspect our daughter is doing it in the back seat too, but don't you think your surveillance equipment is a tad, um, obvious?"

Best of evariste
When "Pimp My Ride" Goes Wrong

Best of Cybrludite
Who air-condition Bartertown?

Best of racerboy
That's gotta be the first time I've seen duct tape and bungees actually increase the value of a hoopty! Props!

Of course, the reason the generator's so big and bungeed to the trunk lid is 'cause it's ALSO providing power for the fridge full of MD20-20 in the trunk!

I got ya frikken hybrid luxury vehicle right here, Mutha fu@*a!

Best of divine miss m
(Standard cap. #477:) "I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom..."

Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Britney Spears purchases a new home. Developing...

Best of Silhouette
"America, what a country! Just a few months ago I was a poor African with a battery on my head."

Best of GOP & College
Who needs good looks when you've got redneck engineering!

Best of prince of leaves
After having been forced to resign in disgrace after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans' levee engineers have found a new line of business.

Bumper sticker: "My Other Car is a Mercedes With a Gas-Powered Ceiling Fan."


Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Nice. Making fun of a pimp trying to cool himself from Bush's global warming machine. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Best of Adjustah
Times were tough for the Ghostbusters...

Best of Submariner
Times were difficult, but still, somehow, Huggy Bear managed to survive.

Best of Mr. Right
"In business news: Good Humor announced drastic cost-cuts for the 3rd quarter today..."


Lid Slant: Divine Miss M

33 comments:

David Simon said...

What, no bobbing dogs head? No foam rubber dice? Tackeee...

David Simon said...

"That Michael Faye m*therf*cker is gonna learn that us brothers don't use no m*therf*ckin cane when some cracker f*cks up our pimp ride."

David Simon said...

"The bad news is that GEICO cancelled my auto insurance after hurrican Katrina. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my air conditioning."

evariste said...

"Exclusive scenes from When "Pimp My Ride" Goes Wrong"

David Simon said...

"My tail light ain't busted, Officer Furman. Why you pull me over? No I don't know no white bitch named Nicole. No that ain't my glove. Go back to Idaho where you belong you racist M*therf*cker."

David Simon said...

"Dear, I suspect our daughter is doing it in the back seat too, but don't you think your surveillance equipment is a tad, um, obvious?"

CapnC! said...

Hey, it's hot out here fo a pimp!

Cybrludite said...

Who air-condition Bartertown?

curly said...

Spike Lee's low budget version of "AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH" never made it past the conception phase.

racerboy said...

That's gotta be the first time I've seen duct tape and bungees actually increase the value of a hoopty! Props!

racerboy said...

Of course, the reason the generator's so big and bungeed to the trunk lid is 'cause it's ALSO providing power for the fridge full of MD20-20 in the trunk!

I suspect he's also got a couple of Glade Plug-Ins in the back seat to deal with the lingering scent of Smelly Pirate Hooker...

divine miss m said...

(Standard cap. #477:) "I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom..."

divine miss m said...

Another fine automotive accessory from the same company that brought you the
discount hands-free cell-phone device.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Britney Spears purchases a new home. Developing...

Big Daddy said...

Corinthian leather my a$$!

Silhouette said...

"America, what a country! Just a few months ago I was a poor African with a battery on my head."

GOP & College said...

Who needs good looks when you've got redneck engineering!

prince of leaves said...

After having been forced to resign in disgrace after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans' levee engineers have found a new line of business.

prince of leaves said...

Though the film was obscure and largely forgotten, Billy Bob was nonetheless proud to own one of the signature cars from "Americathon".

prince of leaves said...

Bumper sticker: "My Other Car is a Mercedes With a Gas-Powered Ceiling Fan."

geomatic1 said...

Ricky and Julian finally found a way to beat the heat at Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Dusty said...

By golly, New Yorkers CAN cope afterall!

racerboy said...

I got ya frikken hybrid luxury vehicle right here, Mutha fu@*a!

Jonathan said...

Nice. Making fun of a pimp trying to cool himself from Bush's global warming machine. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The vehicle obviously belongs to rapper Coolio... Get it COOLio?...

Why ain't anyone laughin'?...

*sigh*

Caption #25 is a lonely, lonely place.

Adjustah said...

Times were tough for the Ghostbusters...

Submariner said...

Times were difficult, but still, somehow, Huggy Bear managed to survive.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
The vehicle obviously belongs to rapper Coolio...


Nobody laughed, bro, because it really IS Coolio's ride. 'Course he's trying to sell it to Ice T...

curly said...

This week on "24": With evil intents of milking all possible information from him, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy finds the perfect vehicle with which to kidnap Al Gore. Al will spill his guts, if he doesn't have a stroke first.

Submariner said...

On this week's "Taxi," Rev Jim's hoopty and Alex's SUV come to loggerheads on a bridge. Hilarity ensues when neither will back down.

Submariner said...

Luuuuu-cy; you got some 'splain' to do about my car!

T. Harris said...

Lamont could only smile when he thought about it. He was only one bad heater away from moving up to central air.

Mr. Right said...

"In business news: Good Humor announced drastic cost-cuts for the 3rd quarter today..."