1. Before the DeLorean, Dr. Emmett Brown went through a few prototypes.
2. After the terrorists hit Sears, all kinds of things were embedded in vehicles in the parking lot.
3. Do-It-Yourself Cryogenics.
4. What the Batmobile looked like after Bruce Wayne got caught up in the Enron scandal.
5. Hey. Leopard-Skin Jackets require a little extra 'oomph' in your pimpmobile's AC.
Best of David Simon
"The bad news is that GEICO cancelled my auto insurance after hurrican Katrina. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my air conditioning."
"Dear, I suspect our daughter is doing it in the back seat too, but don't you think your surveillance equipment is a tad, um, obvious?"
Best of evariste
When "Pimp My Ride" Goes Wrong
Best of Cybrludite
Who air-condition Bartertown?
Best of racerboy
That's gotta be the first time I've seen duct tape and bungees actually increase the value of a hoopty! Props!
Of course, the reason the generator's so big and bungeed to the trunk lid is 'cause it's ALSO providing power for the fridge full of MD20-20 in the trunk!
I got ya frikken hybrid luxury vehicle right here, Mutha fu@*a!
Best of divine miss m
(Standard cap. #477:) "I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom..."
Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Britney Spears purchases a new home. Developing...
Best of Silhouette
"America, what a country! Just a few months ago I was a poor African with a battery on my head."
Best of GOP & College
Who needs good looks when you've got redneck engineering!
Best of prince of leaves
After having been forced to resign in disgrace after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans' levee engineers have found a new line of business.
Bumper sticker: "My Other Car is a Mercedes With a Gas-Powered Ceiling Fan."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Nice. Making fun of a pimp trying to cool himself from Bush's global warming machine. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
Best of Adjustah
Times were tough for the Ghostbusters...
Best of Submariner
Times were difficult, but still, somehow, Huggy Bear managed to survive.
Best of Mr. Right
"In business news: Good Humor announced drastic cost-cuts for the 3rd quarter today..."
Lid Slant: Divine Miss M