1. Late in life, Woody Allen's films became increasingly auto-biographical.
2. Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe was a big hit in Provincetown.
3. Things not to ask at Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe: "Do these come with nuts?"
4. The Japanese government resorts to extreme measures to restore the country's birth rate.
5. The downside of Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe? Sometimes, the ice cream tastes like "sh*t."
6. "No, Miko, I don't know why this combination is called 'Katie Couric's Arizona Speeding Ticket.'"
7. Dairy Queen targets the Hooters demo.
8. 'Hot Eats, Cool Treats' Indeed.
9. "Oh, this is way too much. Instead of the Ron Jeremy, I should have ordered the David Spade."
10. "Finish your ice cream, or mama-san won't buy you the 'Hello Kitty' crotchless panties."
Best of prince of leaves
"Mmm...now I see why is said: Once go coco-jin, never go back!"
"Gee mommy, you eat that ice cream with such...enthusiasm..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"So is this why daddy wanted to be creamated?"
Best of Submariner
Yes Miko, these are anatomically correct - now keep licking 'til you find the "creamy center."
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Even though it was the finest creamy frozen dairy treat to be had on the whole Island, Kiko's mother would take a bite, spit, take a bite, spit, take a bite, and then spit.
And so, in her own way, Kiko finally understood why daddy-san no longer lived with mommy-san.
Best of racerboy
Ming Lee couldn't make up her mind between the "Tonsil Tickler" and "Big Black Bart", so she got one of each.
Authentication word: gupspbsd... sounds like the noise she's gonna make when she gets all the way down to the "hilt"
Best of champaignken
Let me lick the head before it starts dripping all over your hand.
Best of T. Harris
Idiot, didn't you learn anything at school? You put the rubber on the wrong end, for Crissakes!
I blame Chip for this horrible, disgusting, deeply perverted pic that should be BANNED from the internet like Janet Jackson's "(.)(*)"
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"Mmm...now I see why is said: Once go coco-jin, never go back!"
"Gee mommy, you eat that ice cream with such...enthusiasm..."
The Japanese equivalent of the "How does she eat eggs?" test for prospective girlfriends.
"So is this why daddy wanted to be creamated?"
So what else would you have for desert after a classy Bangkok meal of horsed*ck?
Yes Miko, these are anatomically correct - now keep licking 'til you find the "creamy center."
hmmmm, smerrs rike teen spirit!
Thought bubble; "I certainly hope they used 'friction-proof' chocolate dip for what I'm gonna do to the second one at the hotel..."
Miko Chocolate-Caster's PR agency said it was the right time to emerge from backstage and go mainstream.
Even though it was the finest creamy frozen dairy treat to be had on the whole Island, Kiko's mother would take a bite, spit, take a bite, spit, take a bite, and then spit.
And so, in her own way, Kiko finally understood why daddy-san no longer lived with mommy-san.
Dear Penthouse; I never believed your letters until this really happened with my baby-sitter!
Yes, ice cream now, then we'll get you a meat one for "dinner."
"D*ck on a Stick at the Ball Park" night is a good idea, sis, but wasn't one of them for me?
Ming Lee couldn't make up her mind between the "Tonsil Tickler" and "Big Black Bart", so she got one of each flavor...
Authentication word: gupspbsd... sounds like the noise she's gonna make when she gets all the way down to the "hilt"
Let me lick the head before it starts dripping all over your hand.
Little girl: I'm NEVER gonna eat ice cream as long as I live!
Idiot, didn't you learn anything at school? You put the rubber on the wrong end, for Crissakes!
I'm MELLLLLLLLLTING!
North Korea? Training young girls for life in the sex trade?... Naaa!
That's my kind of ice cream
Rumor has it that they come from "Prough's 91 Flavors."
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