Thursday, July 20, 2006
This Photo Is Not Safe For Work... Or ANYWHERE
1. Late in life, Woody Allen's films became increasingly auto-biographical.
2. Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe was a big hit in Provincetown.
3. Things not to ask at Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe: "Do these come with nuts?"
4. The Japanese government resorts to extreme measures to restore the country's birth rate.
5. The downside of Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe? Sometimes, the ice cream tastes like "sh*t."
6. "No, Miko, I don't know why this combination is called 'Katie Couric's Arizona Speeding Ticket.'"
7. Dairy Queen targets the Hooters demo.
8. 'Hot Eats, Cool Treats' Indeed.
9. "Oh, this is way too much. Instead of the Ron Jeremy, I should have ordered the David Spade."
10. "Finish your ice cream, or mama-san won't buy you the 'Hello Kitty' crotchless panties."
Best of prince of leaves
"Mmm...now I see why is said: Once go coco-jin, never go back!"
"Gee mommy, you eat that ice cream with such...enthusiasm..."
Best of Rodney Dill
"So is this why daddy wanted to be creamated?"
Best of Submariner
Yes Miko, these are anatomically correct - now keep licking 'til you find the "creamy center."
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Even though it was the finest creamy frozen dairy treat to be had on the whole Island, Kiko's mother would take a bite, spit, take a bite, spit, take a bite, and then spit.
And so, in her own way, Kiko finally understood why daddy-san no longer lived with mommy-san.
Best of racerboy
Ming Lee couldn't make up her mind between the "Tonsil Tickler" and "Big Black Bart", so she got one of each.
Authentication word: gupspbsd... sounds like the noise she's gonna make when she gets all the way down to the "hilt"
Best of champaignken
Let me lick the head before it starts dripping all over your hand.
Best of T. Harris
Idiot, didn't you learn anything at school? You put the rubber on the wrong end, for Crissakes!
I blame Chip for this horrible, disgusting, deeply perverted pic that should be BANNED from the internet like Janet Jackson's "(.)(*)"