Thursday, July 20, 2006

This Photo Is Not Safe For Work... Or ANYWHERE


1. Late in life, Woody Allen's films became increasingly auto-biographical.

2. Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe was a big hit in Provincetown.

3. Things not to ask at Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe: "Do these come with nuts?"

4. The Japanese government resorts to extreme measures to restore the country's birth rate.

5. The downside of Sullivan's Ice Cream Shoppe? Sometimes, the ice cream tastes like "sh*t."

6. "No, Miko, I don't know why this combination is called 'Katie Couric's Arizona Speeding Ticket.'"

7. Dairy Queen targets the Hooters demo.

8. 'Hot Eats, Cool Treats' Indeed.

9. "Oh, this is way too much. Instead of the Ron Jeremy, I should have ordered the David Spade."

10. "Finish your ice cream, or mama-san won't buy you the 'Hello Kitty' crotchless panties."

Best of prince of leaves
"Mmm...now I see why is said: Once go coco-jin, never go back!"

"Gee mommy, you eat that ice cream with such...enthusiasm..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"So is this why daddy wanted to be creamated?"

Best of Submariner
Yes Miko, these are anatomically correct - now keep licking 'til you find the "creamy center."

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Even though it was the finest creamy frozen dairy treat to be had on the whole Island, Kiko's mother would take a bite, spit, take a bite, spit, take a bite, and then spit.

And so, in her own way, Kiko finally understood why daddy-san no longer lived with mommy-san.

Best of racerboy
Ming Lee couldn't make up her mind between the "Tonsil Tickler" and "Big Black Bart", so she got one of each.

Authentication word: gupspbsd... sounds like the noise she's gonna make when she gets all the way down to the "hilt"

Best of champaignken
Let me lick the head before it starts dripping all over your hand.

Best of T. Harris
Idiot, didn't you learn anything at school? You put the rubber on the wrong end, for Crissakes!



I blame Chip for this horrible, disgusting, deeply perverted pic that should be BANNED from the internet like Janet Jackson's "(.)(*)"

21 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Mmm...now I see why is said: Once go coco-jin, never go back!"

prince of leaves said...

"Gee mommy, you eat that ice cream with such...enthusiasm..."

prince of leaves said...

The Japanese equivalent of the "How does she eat eggs?" test for prospective girlfriends.

Rodney Dill said...

"So is this why daddy wanted to be creamated?"

Submariner said...

So what else would you have for desert after a classy Bangkok meal of horsed*ck?

Submariner said...

Yes Miko, these are anatomically correct - now keep licking 'til you find the "creamy center."

Submariner said...

hmmmm, smerrs rike teen spirit!

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I certainly hope they used 'friction-proof' chocolate dip for what I'm gonna do to the second one at the hotel..."

divine miss m said...

Miko Chocolate-Caster's PR agency said it was the right time to emerge from backstage and go mainstream.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Even though it was the finest creamy frozen dairy treat to be had on the whole Island, Kiko's mother would take a bite, spit, take a bite, spit, take a bite, and then spit.

And so, in her own way, Kiko finally understood why daddy-san no longer lived with mommy-san.

Submariner said...

Dear Penthouse; I never believed your letters until this really happened with my baby-sitter!

jeff said...

Yes, ice cream now, then we'll get you a meat one for "dinner."

Submariner said...

"D*ck on a Stick at the Ball Park" night is a good idea, sis, but wasn't one of them for me?

racerboy said...

Ming Lee couldn't make up her mind between the "Tonsil Tickler" and "Big Black Bart", so she got one of each flavor...

Authentication word: gupspbsd... sounds like the noise she's gonna make when she gets all the way down to the "hilt"

champaignken said...

Let me lick the head before it starts dripping all over your hand.

T. Harris said...

Little girl: I'm NEVER gonna eat ice cream as long as I live!

T. Harris said...

Idiot, didn't you learn anything at school? You put the rubber on the wrong end, for Crissakes!

T. Harris said...

I'm MELLLLLLLLLTING!

sonicfrog said...

North Korea? Training young girls for life in the sex trade?... Naaa!

Justin said...

That's my kind of ice cream

Submariner said...

Rumor has it that they come from "Prough's 91 Flavors."