Friday, July 21, 2006

Thematically Closing Out the Work Week


1. "Mammy-san!"

2. "On second thought, papa, I don't want those girls to share their ice cream with me."

3. "We said, 'There's a fat chick flashing her boob behind you!' Oh, never mind, just get me my Nikon."

4. "Sheriff Joe. Sucky Sucky. Five dollar."

5. "It was inspired by the expression a Falun Gong practicioner makes when his organs are harvested for the Politburo."

6. "... And when we picked in the Provincetown Rest Room, Mr. Sullivan was being double penetrated by a pair of black peace activists, and he make face just like this."

7. "It was inspired by photo of George Bush and screaming brat redneck."

Source: Yahoo News/AssPress Photo/Ng Han Guan

13 comments:

jeff said...

Tourists. Sigh.

Hey Dad - according to the sculpture I'm supposed to be sitting on your head!

C'mon Kaito, do the jazz hands too!

Silhouette said...

"That's good. Now get the bone saw and let's go do the same thing with the Venus de Milo."

David Simon said...

It ain't pretty when the fugu isn't properly prepared.

David Simon said...

Looks like they want some of mama-san's ice cream.

Cybrludite said...

So that's what they did with those masks from the movie "Brazil"...

T. Harris said...

Pussies. If you're gonna imitate the sculpture, do it right. Junior's supposed to be naked on top of dad's head with his wee-wee making cranial contact.

sonicfrog said...

Invasion of the Mini-Mings.

Is this what they mean by role modeling???

Van Helsing said...

Throw a marble into each mouth and win a Kewpie doll.

divine miss m said...

Looks like Andrew Sullivan's holding auditions for a new towel boy again.

Submariner said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Submariner said...

Godzirra! Godzirrah!

Submariner said...

LKT:

Ancient Chinese lore says that placing your penis into the open mouth of these figures will tell your fortune - if you fill the bottom one, you'll had great fortune with the ladies. However, if you can only fill the top...

(This man just discovered he doesn't quite "measure up.")

Jonathan said...

"Wasssssssaaaaaaaaaaaabi!"