1. "Mammy-san!" 2. "On second thought, papa, I don't want those girls to share their ice cream with me."
3. "We said, 'There's a fat chick flashing her boob behind you!' Oh, never mind, just get me my Nikon."
4. "Sheriff Joe. Sucky Sucky. Five dollar."
5. "It was inspired by the expression a Falun Gong practicioner makes when his organs are harvested for the Politburo."
6. "... And when we picked in the Provincetown Rest Room, Mr. Sullivan was being double penetrated by a pair of black peace activists, and he make face just like this."
7. "It was inspired by photo of George Bush and screaming brat redneck."
Source: Yahoo News/AssPress Photo/Ng Han Guan
13 comments:
Tourists. Sigh.
Hey Dad - according to the sculpture I'm supposed to be sitting on your head!
C'mon Kaito, do the jazz hands too!
"That's good. Now get the bone saw and let's go do the same thing with the Venus de Milo."
It ain't pretty when the fugu isn't properly prepared.
Looks like they want some of mama-san's ice cream.
So that's what they did with those masks from the movie "Brazil"...
Pussies. If you're gonna imitate the sculpture, do it right. Junior's supposed to be naked on top of dad's head with his wee-wee making cranial contact.
Invasion of the Mini-Mings.
Is this what they mean by role modeling???
Throw a marble into each mouth and win a Kewpie doll.
Looks like Andrew Sullivan's holding auditions for a new towel boy again.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Godzirra! Godzirrah!
LKT:
Ancient Chinese lore says that placing your penis into the open mouth of these figures will tell your fortune - if you fill the bottom one, you'll had great fortune with the ladies. However, if you can only fill the top...
(This man just discovered he doesn't quite "measure up.")
"Wasssssssaaaaaaaaaaaabi!"
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