Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Sorry, But Soccer Remains You-Know-What



Best of tuffbeingright
And they wonder why Americans prefer NASCAR.

"Yoo Hoo!! Ronaldo!! It's time for your penalty lick!"

Best of Adjustah
"No, no! Headbutt! Not, head in...uh, ew..."

Best of David Simon
The promoter of the celebrity soccer match made a mental note to never invite George Michael, Ricky Martin and Rupert Everett again.

Best of The Man
This is why France never has inter-squad games.

Best of Jason
That Ronaldo! He's insatiable!

Best of Kevin Walker
Ronaldo's flatulence is strong enough to knock everyone off their feet.



Hat Tip: Franky Aye-Bee-See

16 comments:

tuffbeingright said...

The true meaning of "World Cup" is finally revealed.

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And they wonder why Americans prefer NASCAR.

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"Yoo Hoo!! Ronaldo!! It's time for your penalty lick!"

Adjustah said...

"No, no! Headbutt! Not, head in...uh, ew..."

David Simon said...

The promoter of the celebrity soccer match made a mental note to never invite George Michael, Ricky Martin and Rupert Everett again.

David Simon said...

"Wrap your legs around me, bitch." "I'm trying, but you keep lifing you leg every time you thrust."

Jonathan said...

"Sorry, But Soccer Remains You-Know-What"? No...WHAT?

(Sidebar: my word verification for this caption is ANALW!)

The Man said...

This is why France never has inter-squad games.

Jason said...

That Ronaldo! He's insatiable!

Kevin Walker said...

"With my leg up like this, I should be able to get enough leverage to get is out." "Actually, I prefer it stays where it is."
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Ronaldo's flatulence is strong enough to knock everyone off their feet.

Shayne said...

Renaldo is devastated that Pedro has decided Juan is his new
"amore".

Submariner said...

Oh! Zidane - your Vodaphone seems to remember me just fine...

Submariner said...

Kinda makes you shudder to think what the game would've been like if it was the French vs the Greeks, now, doesn't it?

racerboy said...

I'm familiar with being welcomed with open arms... but the French take it to new levels!

Submariner said...

What's really sad is that this was taken during the "Tribute to Rachel Corrie" half-time show...

Submariner said...

Apparrently, the Italian's name was "Wendy" and the frog thought he was "open late."

Anonymous said...

He farted and hearts came out!

Cricket said...

The Attack Of The Soccer Smurfs.