Monday, July 24, 2006

Seditious Dorks for Socialism

1. There would be no prom date this time. Submariner reached for his shotgun.

2. Rosie O'Donnell's ex-girlfriends hate Bush and the War.

3. Who says the days of the Grrl band are over.

4. "Man, if Che were still alive, we could tell him our parents were parasites and malingerers, and he would totally kill them. That would be cool."

5. "Man, if Che were still around, he'd totally kill the popular kids for not inviting us to their parties."

6. "Dudes, there is like five gallons of bongwater in this thing. We are gonna get so wrecked."

7. Socialist Studs and Bolshevik Booty was one of the better examples of state-sponsored Soviet Pr0n.

8. "That's right, BushCo Fascist Theocons! We're going to drum and chant until your fascist regime is brought to its knees! Woooooo! We're revolutionaries! Yeah! And we won't work or bathe until you and your thugs are frog-marched from the White House and the Global Capitalist system is destroyed! Yea!"

Best of prince of leaves
Four identical thought bubbles: Oh, yeah...this'll teach Daddy for not buying me that pony!

Best of prince of leaves
"Four children you can be proud of for one we can be proud of...you gotta admit, Cindy, that's one heck of a good deal."

...This is your brain on public education...

Suddenly, the USS Ronald Reagan's Phalanx defense system "accidentally" activated...

Best of David Simon
We're not leaving until Mr. Manilow gives us his autograph.

"I figured I'd let somebody else win this year," said perennial hirsute armpit champion Missy as the rest of the contestants showed the judges their stuff.

Best of Cybrludite
'Ow to speak Awstrayan: Goat-feltching f**kweasels.

Best of divine miss m
"For the lead, your answer is: Hairy, smelly, androgynous, liberal, and protesting causes while living on someone else's dime."
"Oh, that would be What are U of M - Ann Arbor students? Alex."

Best of Occasional Reader
Pre-operative? Post-operative? Only their hairdressers know for sure.

Best of champaignken
Please send money to help these poor kids buy a real drum.

Fat kid with the SDS sign, what is with those earings? Did you steal them from your mom? And no one wears capri pants anymore.

Best of Dave Munger
God hate's fa - I mean, no war for oil!

Rage Against The Machine says stick your tongue out... now do a black power salute... HAHA, Rage Against The Machine didn't say give a black power salute!

Best of Cybrludite

Some people re-enact the US Civil War. These are the 1960's reenactors. (Sadly, they smell even worse than an unshowered SCA stick-jock on the 6th day of Gulf Wars)

Best of Submariner
Pardon me, from the aroma I thought this was the place to drop off my goat. Please carry on.

Best of lawhawk
So that's what Eddie Vedder has been up to all this time.


Hat tip: Van Helsing

25 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Four identical thought bubbles: Oh, yeah...this'll teach Daddy for not buying me that pony!

prince of leaves said...

"Four children you can be proud of for one we can be proud of...you gotta admit, Cindy, that's one heck of a good deal."

prince of leaves said...

...This is your brain on public education...

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, the USS Ronald Reagan's Phalanx defense system "accidentally" activated...

David Simon said...

We're not leaving until Mr. Manilow gives us his autograph.

David Simon said...

I would love to buy the nearest high school football team a case of beer and point them in these freaks' direction.

Cybrludite said...

'Ow to speak Awstrayan: Goat-feltching f**kweasels.

Rodney Dill said...

Everybody Wang Chung...

Van Helsing said...

Too bad navies don't shanghai recruits these days. It would be about the only chance of this crew becoming useful people.

Van Helsing said...

Four "peace studies" degrees later, we'll have four more college professors.

Submariner said...

In a rarely seen moment of Feng Shui enlightenment, Martha Stewart had the drummer move to the opposite end and all four spontaneously ignited.

Submariner said...

Great, that's just great! The last thing we need is four more little Churchill's blaming the US for every ill known to man...

divine miss m said...

"For the lead, your answer is: Hairy, smelly, androgynous, liberal, and protesting causes while living on someone else's dime."

"Oh, that would be What are U of M - Ann Arbor students? Alex."

sonicfrog said...

Hey, isn't that Bill Clinton's boy in the hat?

jeff said...

Some people take the "Nostalgia for the 70s" thing way too far. Especially since their parents were still in diapers then.

Occasional Reader said...

Pre-operative? Post-operative? Only their hairdressers know for sure.

Submariner said...

Just out of frame to the left: the signs for their next picture:
"Campus Is a Drag"
"Mom & Dad - Love U"
"Send Money"

champaignken said...

SDS = stupid, dirty slackers. Marx wrote: "stupid, dirty slackers of the world unite!"

Please send money to help these poor kids buy a real drum.

Fat kid with the SDS sign, what is with those earings? Did you steal them from your mom? And no one wears capri pants anymore.

Dave Munger said...

Stop US warcrimes... uh, and I guess Israeli ones too... that's it, all the other war crimes are OK.

My stretched out earlobes are freaking you out, aren't they whitebread? Yeah.

What does this sign mean? Never mind, I just enjoy spending time with you guys. WEEE!

On the other hand, when President Hillary gets in there and starts really kicking ass, that will RULE!

Behold the cutting edge individualism of the retro-collective hippy hive-mind.

God hate's fa - I mean, no war for oil!

What war crimes? Well, they're using lead bullets for one thing, that's a TOXIC CHEMICAL. Also, I'm pretty sure there's a law that you have to do whatever Kofi Annan says.

"My article was crazy - I threw it into the first trash can I saw. I had to stick to my 'liberal humanist' position; I knew in my heart it was my only chance of getting laid." -
The Elementary Particles, Michel Houellebecq

Cybrludite said...

Some people re-enact the Middle Ages, the US Civil War, or the 30 Years War. These are the 1960's reenactors. (Sadly, they smell even worse than an unshowered SCA stick-jock on the 6th day of Gulf Wars)

Submariner said...

Pardon me, from the aroma I thought this was the place to drop off my goat. Please carry on.

Submariner said...

IA; "So Officer Tackleberry. Why did you shoot them?"
Tack; "His sign said 'Stop us. War Crimes.' I just granted his wish."

lawhawk said...

Submariner - drop 20 and fire for effect.

Bang a drum if your stupid and don't care.

Over here are people who don't know, and don't care... about the facts.

So that's what Eddie Vedder has been up to all this time.

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Not a caption quip:
In front of the USS Intrepid in NYC? Are you kidding me? Maybe these kids should be reading history instead of yammering about war for empire. The US stopped the Japanese from expanding their empire in WWII. And that ship sitting behind 'em was a big reason for that. Mo-rons. One and all.

Dave Munger said...

Rage Against The Machine says stick your tongue out... now do a black power salute... HAHA, Rage Against The Machine didn't say give a black power salute!

David Simon said...

"I figured I'd let somebody else win this year," said perennial hirsute armpit champion Missy as the rest of the contestants showed the judges their stuff.