Robert Byrd's Rainbow Coalition

1. The Klan's annual Lavender Luau was a great opportunity to welcome new recruits from a wide range of backgrounds.

2. Johnny Weir declares the new face of the Klan "Fabulous!"

3. I admit, the ad is clever, but what does it have to do with feminine protection?

4. Looks like Dawn has sent her people over to complain about Thursday's babe.

5. The Annual "Come as your favorite LGF Rejected Rotating Title" Ball was a huge success and raised hundreds of dollars for the Lance Armstrong Foundation.

Best of The Man
The YearlyKos Meet-n-greet started off well until the GBJK delegates ran into the NAACP group.

Best of prince of leaves
"Welcome to your nightmare, Dr. Dobson."

Best of jeff
Spongebob couldn't make the meeting and Patrick forgot his hood... fortunately there were spares available.

..."and this just in - Pat Robertson declares that Spongebob's Squarepants' best friend, Patrick Star, is gay."

Best of prince of leaves
Tyson was always a little saddened after a rainbow-menorah-burning, watching all that carefully-tied and artfully-arranged raffia go up in smoke. Little did he suspect that the other members of the chapter shared this secret pain.

Also featured in this alternative reality: Multicultural Nazis, Pacifist Muslims, and a Competent UN.

Best of trigger girlie
Letus learned first hand that washing the Klan's robes with his wife's Victoria's Secret Lavander bras was a biiiig mistake

Best of Submariner
♪I feel pretty! I feel pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and black!♪

Val Plame, John F'n Kerry, Hillary Klinton and Barak Obama make an undercover "fact-finding" trip to Avalon Manor. Joe Lieberman provides security as the only Democrat that can handle a weapon.

Best of Submariner and Mr Right
Where de young white boys be at? Oy, vey.

Best of racerboy
NOOOOOObody expects the Rainbow Inquisition!

It's La Croix sweetie, La Croix.

Best of divine miss m
"Bastard Sons of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed balls of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbies! Die, you Muppets from hell! Die, you foam motherf*ckers!"

Best of racerboy and miss m
Somewhere, Barney the dinosaur is wondering whether it's time to share his own little secrets...

"Everybody, now, sing with us: 'Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya...' What's the matter with you people, are you uptight or something?!"

Best of Cybrludite
Hi there. Were here to take Lynx & Lamb to the prom...

Wow. They weren't kidding about how pervasive EEOC guidelines have become.

Best of sonicfrog
♫ They were a two eyed, one horned,
verclemt purple creapy people... ♫

Hat tip: Timmeh!