1. The following, all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes."
2. Good idea: Marching to raise money for cancer research. Bad idea: Selling off your sweaty stretch pants to raise money for cancer research.
3. "But why? What did Pedro and Leon ever do to us?"
4. "'Scrotal Inflators Against the War' want to know if they can borrow the sign next week."
5. Ironically, the sign was made entirely of flasky asbestos.
Source: Fair Use, bwah ha ha ha ha ha
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all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes"
not to mention "Itching to Cure Crabs"
Make sure you save some of that righteous anger for obesity, ladies.
"I've never seen anything like it in all my life either, Myrtle. Someone told me it's called a running track."
'Tis better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes"
...as were the "Hopping Mad about Genital Warts" people behind them...
Positively livid over Capricorn.
Wow! That's the worst case of uterine cancer I've ever seen.
Cingular's lesser-known, Commie, hippie-wierdo amputee brother, "Crazy Legs".
Not to mention those who were clapping for chlymidia...
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