Saturday, July 08, 2006

The Return of Weekend Hometown Americana


1. The following, all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes."

2. Good idea: Marching to raise money for cancer research. Bad idea: Selling off your sweaty stretch pants to raise money for cancer research.

3. "But why? What did Pedro and Leon ever do to us?"

4. "'Scrotal Inflators Against the War' want to know if they can borrow the sign next week."

5. Ironically, the sign was made entirely of flasky asbestos.

Source: Fair Use, bwah ha ha ha ha ha

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes"

not to mention "Itching to Cure Crabs"

David Simon said...

Make sure you save some of that righteous anger for obesity, ladies.

David Simon said...

"I've never seen anything like it in all my life either, Myrtle. Someone told me it's called a running track."

divine miss m said...

'Tis better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Adjustah said...

all three were arrested for being "Pissed Off About Herpes"

...as were the "Hopping Mad about Genital Warts" people behind them...

Silhouette said...

Positively livid over Capricorn.

sonicfrog said...

Wow! That's the worst case of uterine cancer I've ever seen.

Adjustah said...

Cingular's lesser-known, Commie, hippie-wierdo amputee brother, "Crazy Legs".

Cybrludite said...

Not to mention those who were clapping for chlymidia...