Friday, July 21, 2006

Polish Twins... Gotta Be a Joke in There Somewhere


1. Daycare at the Village of the Damned.

2. "This sewer tunnel goes under the minefield. It's gross, but it's our only way out of Neverland Ranch."

3. "Double your pleasure, Congressman Frank?"

4. For obscure, inside-the-blogosphere joke reasons, both of them are named 'Glenn Greenwald.'

5. "Cool, they're completely under our powers. Let's make Spock make out with Scotty."

6. Thanks to stem cell research, these two cloned organ banks will keep David Spade going well into his nineties.

7. "Mr Klein, if this is supposed to be a jeans ad, why do we have to be in our underwear and touching each other?"

8. "Ms Letourneau? Ms LaFave? Your prom dates are here."

Source: Times (UK) On-Line

18 comments:

divine miss m said...

I warned my sister that her kids would glow in the dark if she worked near Roswell while pregnant, but she just laughed at me.

The Man said...

Prison Break 2 - Neverland Ranch

Silhouette said...

It is a scary day when you realize both your children are the "evil" twin.

jeff said...

Some Jedi "die" young. But there was still good in them.

Submariner said...

Mary Kate and Ashley? Naw, they're too old for us...

Submariner said...

Please, sir. We want some more.

Julie L. said...

Even with the clever ad campaign, Doublemint radioactive gum was a tough sell.

Silhouette said...

ORA -

Hey, Rommy, is it just me or do wolf howls make you thirsty?

racerboy said...

Lynx and Lamb, your prom dates are here...

Cybrludite said...

"Hello Danni. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danni. Forever... and ever... and ever."

Critics were baffled by the gender reversals of the kids in the remake of "The Shining"

Van Helsing said...

Michael Jackson's idea of a centerfold.

Zeke said...

One day we will rule Poland...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Been cruisin' the Junior High all evening and there ain't nothin' happening!

Submariner said...

Powder's progeny did retain some of their father's "abilities."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Alright, Sophie, time's up. Which one?

prince of leaves said...

A scene from Disney's upcoming family-friendly remake of "Dead Ringers".

prince of leaves said...

The insertion of socialist realism themes was not enough to prevent Toho from successfully suing the Polish State Cinema Enterprise for its blatant plagiarizing of "Mothra".

prince of leaves said...

"A trip to see the Polish National Spark Plug Collection?! Oh boy, Papa! You're the best dad ever!"