Friday, July 21, 2006
Polish Twins... Gotta Be a Joke in There Somewhere
1. Daycare at the Village of the Damned.
2. "This sewer tunnel goes under the minefield. It's gross, but it's our only way out of Neverland Ranch."
3. "Double your pleasure, Congressman Frank?"
4. For obscure, inside-the-blogosphere joke reasons, both of them are named 'Glenn Greenwald.'
5. "Cool, they're completely under our powers. Let's make Spock make out with Scotty."
6. Thanks to stem cell research, these two cloned organ banks will keep David Spade going well into his nineties.
7. "Mr Klein, if this is supposed to be a jeans ad, why do we have to be in our underwear and touching each other?"
8. "Ms Letourneau? Ms LaFave? Your prom dates are here."
Source: Times (UK) On-Line