1. Daycare at the Village of the Damned.
2. "This sewer tunnel goes under the minefield. It's gross, but it's our only way out of Neverland Ranch."
3. "Double your pleasure, Congressman Frank?"
4. For obscure, inside-the-blogosphere joke reasons, both of them are named 'Glenn Greenwald.'
5. "Cool, they're completely under our powers. Let's make Spock make out with Scotty."
6. Thanks to stem cell research, these two cloned organ banks will keep David Spade going well into his nineties.
7. "Mr Klein, if this is supposed to be a jeans ad, why do we have to be in our underwear and touching each other?"
8. "Ms Letourneau? Ms LaFave? Your prom dates are here."
Source: Times (UK) On-Line
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I warned my sister that her kids would glow in the dark if she worked near Roswell while pregnant, but she just laughed at me.
Prison Break 2 - Neverland Ranch
It is a scary day when you realize both your children are the "evil" twin.
Some Jedi "die" young. But there was still good in them.
Mary Kate and Ashley? Naw, they're too old for us...
Please, sir. We want some more.
Even with the clever ad campaign, Doublemint radioactive gum was a tough sell.
ORA -
Hey, Rommy, is it just me or do wolf howls make you thirsty?
Lynx and Lamb, your prom dates are here...
"Hello Danni. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danni. Forever... and ever... and ever."
Critics were baffled by the gender reversals of the kids in the remake of "The Shining"
Michael Jackson's idea of a centerfold.
One day we will rule Poland...
ORA:
Been cruisin' the Junior High all evening and there ain't nothin' happening!
Powder's progeny did retain some of their father's "abilities."
ORA:
Alright, Sophie, time's up. Which one?
A scene from Disney's upcoming family-friendly remake of "Dead Ringers".
The insertion of socialist realism themes was not enough to prevent Toho from successfully suing the Polish State Cinema Enterprise for its blatant plagiarizing of "Mothra".
"A trip to see the Polish National Spark Plug Collection?! Oh boy, Papa! You're the best dad ever!"
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