1. "Yeah, the terrorists just set off a nuke, and I'm like so, whatever..." 2. "Nope, we're just guarding these shopping carts. No illicit drug sales going on here, officer. Oh, wait, you're cool? OK, how 'bout a dimebag then?"
3. "This is only, like, the lamest flashmob ever!"
4. Typical Day at the Supermarket, women jabbering into cell phones while the men watch a cripple fight.
5. "Hey, Ma! Ma! Hey! Stop giving Billy cigarette burns for talkin' back and get your ass down to the Safeway and pick me up! I'm like, the only white girl here!"
6. "Don't worry, ma, I'll be home just as quick as I can find a 21 year old to buy for me."
7. "Can I call you back? Mr Schwarzburger just gave Mel Gibson the wrong change. This should be interesting."
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I don't know; the perp seemed a bit taller than this line-up...
What Tarique's stable lacked in looks, they made up for in enthusiasm and volume...
"What I did on my summer vacation" by Dawn...
Girls? You best be waltzin' yo meal-tickets down to Avalon Manor and be cuttin' in on that action...
"Don't look away, Tyrone! I heard you sing 'Little in the middle, but she got much back!'"
"Feminem" decided to try her luck down at the Safeway on Eight Mile.
"I swear, Sheniqua, if I hear Heather say 'homies' or 'peeps' one more time, I'm gonna pop a cap in her French vanilla #ss!"
"Uh-huh...hmm...yuh...hm-hmm...uh-huh...nawwwwwww...mmm-hmm...umm...yeah...hm-unh..."
These women were later dismayed when their own teenage children withdrew from the physical world into the ceaseless content-free chatterworld of their direct-communication brain implants.
Cyrus's thought bubble: "Maaaaan, look at these damn chicks, with they damn cellphones glued to they damn heads! Can't go five minutes without yappin' to someone about nothing. Technology, feh. That Unabomber guy, he was onto something, know what I'm sayin'?"
A poster print of eyewitnesses to a supermarket stabbing spree -- yours for only $29.95 from The Commercial Appeal! They make great gifts.
So which Clinton are you tele-applying to intern for?
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