1. "Yeah, the terrorists just set off a nuke, and I'm like so, whatever..."
2. "Nope, we're just guarding these shopping carts. No illicit drug sales going on here, officer. Oh, wait, you're cool? OK, how 'bout a dimebag then?"
3. "This is only, like, the lamest flashmob ever!"
4. Typical Day at the Supermarket, women jabbering into cell phones while the men watch a cripple fight.
5. "Hey, Ma! Ma! Hey! Stop giving Billy cigarette burns for talkin' back and get your ass down to the Safeway and pick me up! I'm like, the only white girl here!"
6. "Don't worry, ma, I'll be home just as quick as I can find a 21 year old to buy for me."
7. "Can I call you back? Mr Schwarzburger just gave Mel Gibson the wrong change. This should be interesting."
Hat Tip: Silhouette