Saturday, July 15, 2006

People with Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

1. "One day, I just wondered, 'What would it look like if the bald chick from Star Trek: The Motion Picture were molested by Tony the Tiger?' and, voila!"

2. "Hobbes, you stupid tiger. You were supposed to rip out Suzy Derkins' throat, not feel up her boobies!"

3. Later in life, Siegfried devoted all of his time to building a Taj Mahal-like memorial to Roy.

4. "It's called, 'I believe in sandy claws.'"

5. Master Sand Sculptor Fred Mallet's themes took a dark turn after his girlfriend ran off with Sinead O'Connor.

Hat tip: Dan, Just Dan.

17 comments:

prince of leaves said...

It's okay to love your tiger, just don't...love your tiger.

Anonymous said...

Making fun of people with third legs sticking out of their backs who're just trying to express themselves via the medium of sand sculpture. Nice. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.

prince of leaves said...

[Gah! Preview got me again...the previous cap is mine.]

prince of leaves said...

Not visible from this angle were the locations of her other four hands, one of which explained why the tiger was so fondly licking her face.

Julie said...

"Why don't you come up to my place and I'll show you my fearful symmetry?"

racerboy said...

GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY.. Oh, Tony, it's you, uh, Hi!

Mr. Right said...

"Why is it that cats' tongues always feel like sandpaper?"

Chevy Rose said...

Not seen in photo and unnoticed by sand artist is the American Indian Medicine Man doing ancient "Rain Dance" for local farmers.

Van Helsing said...

Inspired by the artist's ex-girlfriend Sandy, who was always catting around.

Submariner said...

V. the K., you should be ashamed of yourself!
(Though I have to admit that's the first pic I've seen where the pussy's eating the Asian...)

Submariner said...

♪If you can't be, with the one you lo-ove - love the one you're with!♪

Submariner said...

The well-known problem with making love at the beach is getting sand in your pussy...

Zeke said...

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a tiger. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a Tiger" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a tiger.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the Tiger!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something

Zeke said...

It's her hand on it's leg that is the most bizzare aspect of this picture like some sort of quiet affirmation that she WANTS the tiger licking her face off, even though her cold victorian roots don't allow her to express any emotion.

divine miss m said...

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

Rodney Dill said...

"So what else can you do with the ashes of the Prophet Mohammad?"

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Guerilla marketing for Vivid Video's release of The Life of HairPi.