1. "One day, I just wondered, 'What would it look like if the bald chick from Star Trek: The Motion Picture were molested by Tony the Tiger?' and, voila!"
2. "Hobbes, you stupid tiger. You were supposed to rip out Suzy Derkins' throat, not feel up her boobies!"
3. Later in life, Siegfried devoted all of his time to building a Taj Mahal-like memorial to Roy.
4. "It's called, 'I believe in sandy claws.'"
5. Master Sand Sculptor Fred Mallet's themes took a dark turn after his girlfriend ran off with Sinead O'Connor.
Hat tip: Dan, Just Dan.