Monday, July 10, 2006

One Frisch, Two Frisch

Yeah, this is a pic of Toddler-Threatening Uber-Moonbat Debbie Frisch that ran in the Arizona Star. Of course, now her panties are in a wad (and probably tangled in thickets of leg hair) because someone linked to this pic at Protein Wisdom, which apparently, Moonbat Debbie perceives as a threat of some kind.)

1. "Mom, Aunt Butch, Why is my name 'Sappho?'"

2. "Be quiet dear. Mommy and Aunt Butch are too angry about Bu$hitler's War of Choice to worry about dingos in the kitchen just now."

3. "Yes, dear, by the time you start high school, the dogs will be dead... because of George Bush."

4. "I see you have the 'Oregano' out. Does this mean you're making another batch of 'Special DailyKos brownies?'"

5. "Mom-mee, one of the boys in my pre-school won't share his crayons. Will you threaten to garrot him like Jon-Benet Ramsey?"

6. "I rounded up every D-Cell in the house as you commanded, Mistress. I'm guessing this means now you want me to play in the backyard for the next couple of hours."

7. "Mommy, why does Aunt Butch enjoy slicing up carrots and cucumbers so much?"

8. "Hey, if there's any spaghetti sauce left, let me know. I want to give my Barbie doll an abortion."

This is totally Fair Use by the way.

24 comments:

Jason said...

Wait, not only is she a lesbian but she's dating her twin sister. And they have a kid?!?!

*head explodes*

Chip said...

Deb, in the kitchen, with the wine bottle?

Lesbiclue, new from Hasbro!

The Man said...

My 2 mommies, my 2 doggies. Dammit to hell.

Silhouette said...

"I forget, which goes best with soylent green, red or white?"

jeff said...

"Mommy, if you and Aunt Butch don't like boys, where did I come from?"

Anonymous said...

Two moms, two dogs, one kid, one turkey baster.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess...tuna again tonight, right?

Mr. Right said...

A scene from the new big screen adaptation of Heather Has Two Mommies, starring Rosie O'Donnell (L) and Janeane Garofolo (R)... with two unknown actresses playing the two mommies.

andthenblammo! said...

"Mommies, if 'Frozen Pop' is really my daddy, can it be grape? Because that's my favorite flavor!"

moshingiv4k said...

"I hate you! I wanna go live with my real daddy, Janet Reno!"

David Simon said...

"Mommies, why do you always snicker when I ask if I can eat some pie?"

Jonathan said...

"Mommies, where are those donuts I heard you talking about bumping? 'Cuz I'm hungry!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Mommies, some man on the phone wants to know if you have a 'licker license'; are we opening a bar or something?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Hurry up with dinner, Butchie, I want to threaten a few more righty bloggers' kids before I host that Diversity and Tolerance seminar tonight."

Submariner said...

Normally, it's only cats that like tuna, but those pups seem rather anxious...

Submariner said...

As soon as Hill get's here with the dwarf, we can roll ta... SAFFRON! Go back to bed!

Submariner said...

I named the huskie "Blubber" and taught 'er to "chew the fat" if you know what I mean...

Submariner said...

So Butchie. I saw the Larsa Croft movie this afternoon. Wanna skip dinner?

prince of leaves said...

Like Banquo's ghost, Jon-Benet Ramsey comes back from beyond to haunt the toddler-threatening Debbie Frisch.

prince of leaves said...

"No dinner for me, hun -- I'm on the Cindy Sheehan Diet™. I'll just have an Amstel float and quietly contemplate the evils of the fascist right wing."

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, you little brat! What are you doing out of the crawlspace?!"

Anonymous said...

Nickname: Moonbat

Description: Pyschotic Pyschologist



I am a teacher though recently unemployed. I would say I am average looking and of average build.
But my sense of humor more than makes up for my rather plain appearance.

I love to troll the Internet and insult people and wish death for their children. I do not take criticism well nor will I readily apologize for any mistakes I may make.
Although I am a lesbian, I take strange delight in accusing others of being gay.
I am of mild disposition and love to debate because I feel it is important to hear the opinions and ideas of others.

I am apolitical though I feel all Republicans should be shot on sight. Don't even think about contacting me if you voted for Bush because I will rip your lungs out.

Mr. Right said...

"Oh, look, Deb! Another helpless toddler just wandered in! Quick, you light the oven and I'll prep the kid..."

Mr. Right said...

ORA: Deb Frisch, in a mock Australian accent: "Did a dingo eat your baby?"