1. Vladimir Putin Welcomes a Young Boy to Russian Soccer Camp.
2. "Big deal," sniffed Barney Frank. "I once had a seven year old with the body of a six year old."
3. "Like who hasn't drank vodka shots from the navel of a six-year-old boy," Johnny Weir sniffed.
4. "Pinch my tits! Oh, gawd, yes! yes!"
5. "Why don't you ever want to cuddle?"
6. "Aw, Uncle Vladimir, I don't wanna play 'UN Peacekeeper' any more."
7. "Hold still kid, I've never done a navel piercing before."
8. Noticing the camera, Putin quickly called out, "Now, turn your head and cough!"
9. Concerned for the well-being of Russian youth, President Vladimir Putin personally "tastes-test" every one to screen for colon cancer.
10. Putin buys himself time by distracting the Grim Specter of Death long enough for the photographer to crop him, and thus deprive him of his power.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Dude, I know I'm a cute kid, but pop that tongue back in or lose it!"
Best of Submariner
Putie-poot's thought bubble: "Little Bastidge stepped in front of his sister just as I was "goin' in!" Oh well, I gotta make the most of it..."
I'll have his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti...
Best of Frank IBC
A few seconds later, Sasha put both of his hands on the top of Mr. Putin's head and gave a steady downward push.
The car carrying the "dead" Ken Lay had just arrived at the Politburo building. Unfortunately, the building had no inside entrances for cars, therefore Lay would be visible as he walked the 30 feet from the car to the main entrance. At the last moment, President Putin thoought of a diabolically clever diversion which saved the day.
Best of Silhouette
"Havin' my baby. What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me."
Best of David Simon
Aleksei is too young to have a trail, but Vlad found his way there nonetheless.
"Mr. Putin, for an ex-KGB man, you're a tad light in the loafers.
"Whoa. I donned my best come hither half top for Michael Jackson, not you, horseshoe head."
Best of Mr. Right
"Hold still, Little Neo, he's attempting to remove the bug. This might hurt a little..."
Полученное молоко?
"A little lower there, Comrade... and don't you think you should at least buy me an ice cream sundae first?"
Best of prince of leaves
While Vlad eyebrow wasn't as long or fat as Brezhnev's, he made up for his inadequacy through enthusiasm and an exhibitionist kink.
"Ooh, you're so gentle, Mr. Putin...not at all like that Zhirinovsky..."
AP Photo/RTR-Russian Television Channel
35 comments:
Putin tried to convince the Press that he does indeed, "have the heart of a small child"...
Among the many skills Putin learned in the KGB was making fart noises by blowing with his mouth against other people's bellies.
Strasvutya!... Gavaritya pa pervert?
"Dude, I know I'm a cute kid, but pop that tongue back in or lose it!"
Vlad the P. didn't quite master using Fat Bastardd's shtick and tried to get in the belly of little one's along the way, amusing only himself.
morning SOTG. Finally escaped, eh?
Putie-poot's thought bubble: "Little Bastidge stepped in front of his sister just as I was "goin' in!" Oh well, I gotta make the most of it..."
Boy at left's thought bubble; "I'm next! If he stays at that level, I get my first bj, yeah!"
KGB: Nothin' to see here, the Pres is simply checking for pierced nipples. Please move along... (at least all of you adults)
More caption fodder:
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp7-6-06mm.jpg
Not a caption, but a comment: He reminds me of my kitten (9 weeks old) who attempts to nurse from my man-boobs every time I leave my shirt off when I'm lying down.
Not escaped just yet, amigo... Diggin the tunnel to freedom as I type though! ;)
Vlad the P. auditions for the part of Smoochy.
A few seconds later, Sasha put both of his hands on the top of Mr. Putin's head and gave a steady downward push.
Editor's Note: As a matter of policy, future references to Frank's man-boobs will probably be deleted at the editor's discretion.
"Hey, wait Mister! You're not Michael Jackson!!!
"Havin' my baby. What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me."
Baron Harkonnen stops for a quick snack...
Making fun of a state leader saving plebian lives - removing snake-bite venom the old fashioned way! Nice. Read his story. Edumacate yourselves. Morons.
I'll have his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti...
Aleksei is too young to have a trail, but Vlad found his way there nonetheless.
"I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture that I made."
Oh wait, that is what Putin really said.
Next up on Oprah, the author of Joys of Pedophelia, Revised and Updated, Vlad Putin.
"Uh, Mr. Putin, I don't mean to be rude, but for an ex-KGB man, you're a tad light in the loafers.
"Whoa. I donned my best come hither half top for Michael Jackson, not you, horseshoe head."
Kid on the left: "Oh sh*t, I've got an outie and I've left my shirt untucked. I'm on a one-way trip to Siberia."
"Hold still, Little Neo, he's attempting to remove the bug. This might hurt a little..."
Got milk?
Полученное молоко?
[Got milk in Russian. Gotta love BabelFish!]
"A little lower there, Comrade... and don't you think you should at least buy me an ice cream sundae first?"
The car carrying the "dead" Ken Lay had just arrived at the Politburo building. Unfortunately, the building had no inside entrances for cars, therefore Lay would be visible as he walked the 30 feet from the car to the main entrance.
At the last moment, President Putin thoought of a diabolically clever diversion which saved the day.
Following the publication of this photograph, the Kremlin reinstituted strict controls on the press not seen since Stalin's time.
In a rarely seen Kremlin ritual, Vlad Putin marks his future successor, just as Leonid Brezhnev had marked him as a boy.
While Vlad eyebrow wasn't as long or fat as Brezhnev's, he made up for his inadequacy through enthusiasm and an exhibitionist kink.
"Ooh, you're so gentle, Mr. Putin...not at all like that Zhirinovsky..."
Putin would later claim he was only protecting the child from a deranged Debbie Frisch
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