Thursday, July 06, 2006

Mud Pie

1. Does this make you feel... dirty?

2. The Toledo Mud Hens unveil the new team mascot.

3. "Which one of you a-holes threw the cherry-bomb into my septic tank?"

4. "When you put it that way, I can see how gardening would be a turn-on."

5. She must have made a pro-Bush comment on DailyKos.

6. Pig-Pen is just one of the gender-swapped characters in the new, live-action "A Boy Named Charlie Brown."

7. "Hello, mudder..."

8. "The moral is, don't stand between Michael Moore, a mud pit, and a Twinkie."

9. "Whew! I thought I was a goner when that Oldsmobile went over the bridge. I hope Senator Kennedy is OK."

10. "Well, I have mud-wrestled Pedro and Leon into submission. Who's next?"

Best of Cybrludite
Into the scum, mud-queen!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
SOTG in worst Shatner imitation voice:
Something... calling me... back... to... caption page...

Best of Submariner
If you can ride me for 8 seconds, you can have me forever...

In the Puget Sound area, some have been known to REALLY get into their clamming...

Why Miss M! You look Divine in mud...

Just tell Grandpa you missed dinner because you happened upon a nearly nekkid babe covered in mud and felt it was your civic duty to help her get clean. Trust me; he'll understand!

Best of Adjustah
Everyone loved Casual Fridays at Hershey Park.

Soily pirate hooker.

Best of Anonymous
You really can't tell how deep a puddle is from the top, can you?

Best of Silhouette
I remember The Creature From the Black Lagoon being in 3-D, not 36-D.

Best of sonicfrog
So THAT'S where girls come from. Boy, am I glad I'm gay!!!

Best of David Simon
Even firsts are sloppy with this babe.

H/T: Timmeh!
Source: You don't want to know.

26 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Into the scum, mud-queen!

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG in worst Shatner imitation voice:
Something... calling me... back... to... caption page...

Jason said...

Meet the new Swiss Family Robinson

Jason said...

The new Golgotha was pleasing to the eyes if not the nose.

Submariner said...

Momma didn't like my new girl, claiming she was "too dirty." On the other hand, Daddy just kept muttering to himself, winking at me, and making appreciative comment about her "mighty fine points."

Submariner said...

ORA:


Ooooh, I wish I was a loofah!

Jason said...

Oh and thanks 'Mr the K'. I just clicked the link for this pic at work...

You were right. I didn't want to know

Submariner said...

If you can ride me for 8 seconds, you can have me forever...

Submariner said...

In the Puget Sound area, some have been known to REALLY get into their clamming...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Bobby B. leered; "Mud is de debil!"

Adjustah said...

Everyone loved Casual Fridays at Hershey Park.

(I really, really hope that's mud. Really.)

jeff said...

Regrettably, the mud was necessary - it kept the vomit levels down.

Adjustah said...

Soily pirate hooker.

lawhawk said...

If you need a place to 'clean up' I have a shower for you right over here...

Submariner said...

I'm interning for Hillary; doesn't my outfit say so?

Anonymous said...

You really can't tell how deep a puddle is from the top, can you?

Submariner said...

Just tell Grandpa you missed dinner because you happened upon a nearly nekkid babe covered in mud and felt it was your civic duty to help her get clean. Trust me; he'll understand!

Anonymous said...

Well, it works for Tarzan.

Silhouette said...

I remember The Creature From the Black Lagoon being in 3-D, not 36-D.

What, me worry? said...

Mud burka.

sonicfrog said...

So THAT'S where girls come from. Boy, am I glad I'm gay!!!

sonicfrog said...

"Does this mud make me look fat???"

Submariner said...

Nothing to see folks, just trying to keep me skin looking baby soft. Please muck along...

Submariner said...

Why Miss M! You look Divine in mud...


;-)

David Simon said...

Even firsts are sloppy with this babe.

jbinnout said...

First place in the "Mudder Face" competition.