1. Does this make you feel... dirty?
2. The Toledo Mud Hens unveil the new team mascot.
3. "Which one of you a-holes threw the cherry-bomb into my septic tank?"
4. "When you put it that way, I can see how gardening would be a turn-on."
5. She must have made a pro-Bush comment on DailyKos.
6. Pig-Pen is just one of the gender-swapped characters in the new, live-action "A Boy Named Charlie Brown."
7. "Hello, mudder..."
8. "The moral is, don't stand between Michael Moore, a mud pit, and a Twinkie."
9. "Whew! I thought I was a goner when that Oldsmobile went over the bridge. I hope Senator Kennedy is OK."
10. "Well, I have mud-wrestled Pedro and Leon into submission. Who's next?"
Best of Cybrludite
Into the scum, mud-queen!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
SOTG in worst Shatner imitation voice:
Something... calling me... back... to... caption page...
Best of Submariner
If you can ride me for 8 seconds, you can have me forever...
In the Puget Sound area, some have been known to REALLY get into their clamming...
Why Miss M! You look Divine in mud...
Just tell Grandpa you missed dinner because you happened upon a nearly nekkid babe covered in mud and felt it was your civic duty to help her get clean. Trust me; he'll understand!
Best of Adjustah
Everyone loved Casual Fridays at Hershey Park.
Soily pirate hooker.
Best of Anonymous
You really can't tell how deep a puddle is from the top, can you?
Best of Silhouette
I remember The Creature From the Black Lagoon being in 3-D, not 36-D.
Best of sonicfrog
So THAT'S where girls come from. Boy, am I glad I'm gay!!!
Best of David Simon
Even firsts are sloppy with this babe.
Source: You don't want to know.