Friday, July 07, 2006

The Mother of All Moonbats

1. "So, um, does anybody feel like you've sufficiently gotten even with your parents yet?"

2. "Where'd you get the matching outfits?" "Andrew Sullivan had a yard sale."

3. "Sunbeam, check out the look on Sheehan's face. She just crapped herself again."

4. Moments later, they were wiped off the face of the Earth by an incoming JDAM and it was the best Fourth of July ever!

5. After a while, the Peace Movement became so blase that not even John Murtha pissing on a flag could rouse much enthusiasm.

6. "The fact of the matter is, anybody who catches a whiff of Cindy's body funk loses their appetite for several days, and we figured, why not use that?"

7. "Wow, this is just like my high school prom... except I'm out in public and not alone in my bedroom crying and cutting myself."

8. After faking his death, Ken Lay dons a pink halter top and matching tiara, and hides in plain sight.

Best of lawhawk
There's never a D-9 around when you need to clear the deadwood.

Best of Silhouette
Along with overwhelming diveristy of race and age, the crowd represented the full range of occupations, from unemployed writers to unemployed speakers.

Best of divine miss m

"Moonbat Barbie" proved to be Mattel's marketing flop of the year.

Best of Kay
Aging hippies are usually distracted by big bright things, especialy Helen Thomas' birthday cake.

Best of Mr. Right
Tragically, Algore would arrive too late to save the Moonbat Queen from the wrath of the approaching Manbearpig..."

Best of prince of leaves
The protest generation has matured since their childhood days of screaming "I hate you daddy! Buy me a pony!" Or, maybe not...

"And even now, thirty years later, I just can't understand why our anti-war message wasn't taken more seriously." -- Cindy Sheehan, Autobiography of a Living Saint

The Society for Progressive Anachronism's annual Proteste Faire in Crawford runs through the end of August.

Pink: It's the new yellow.

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
That's queen to you, imperialist scum! And fashioned out of my leftover hammer and sickle Christmas ornaments.

Best of Adjustah
"Mommy, can I please have Tragedy Pimp Barbie? She comes with, uh, I think that's Shrek?"



Hat tip: LFG

28 comments:

Submariner said...

George Foreman set up one of his largest grills just up-wind and began cooking while Bill O'Reilly started making book on the duration of the "hunger strike."

Submariner said...

That's the biggest air-sickness bag I've ever seen! (But sitting next to the SheHag in the heat? Gotta be a blessing to have it handy.)

Frank IBC said...

A heavily-disguised Vice-President Cheney can be seen in the upper right corner of the picture, sporting an "Impeach Bush" t-shirt.

Submariner said...

Actually, Cindy's just peeved over not having "one in the bush" in a long, long time despite the way she threw herself at Jesse, Al, Hugo ...

Submariner said...

How'd they make the tin-foil tiaras pink?

Van Helsing said...

Since the military isn't using Vieques for live ammunition training anymore, they might need an alternate location...

Frank IBC said...

Aware that a neoconservative hit squad would attempt to kill her that day, Cindy Sheehan tricked her sister Candy Sheehan (center) into dressing up as her. Sadly, this is the last picture of Candy while she was alive.

lawhawk said...

How'd this get confused with a Dead Man's Chest?

There's never a D-9 around when you need to clear the deadwood.

Silhouette said...

The crowd attending the combination Promise Keepers/NASCAR/Ann Coulter/Ted Nugent concert were polite and very clean.

(some of these jokes are just for me, folks)

Silhouette said...

Along with overwhelming diveristy of race and age, the crowd represented the full range of occupations, from unemployed writers to unemployed speakers.

jeff said...

Why is it whenever I see these people, I think of Pepto-Bismol?

jeff said...

"Why are we all looking up? We're waiting for the UFO's to take us away to a place where BusHitler isn't the dictator...."

divine miss m said...

"Moobat Barbie" proved to be Mattel's marketing flop of the year.

Kay said...

Aging hippies are usually distracted by big bright things, especialy Helen Thomas' birthday cake.

Passionate Conservative said...

They're all waiting to be sold for medical experiments...

David Simon said...

"I only said I wouldn't eat food. The little brunette in the tiara is a completely different matter."

racerboy said...

Cindy, you ignorant slut.

jbinnout said...

The gallery was shocked last weekend at the Pink Code Open when the Jolly Green Giant used his Big Bertha driver. Mmmmm... creamed peace.

Mr. Right said...

"Where's Cindy's tinfoil hat? Isn't she concerned at all about Karl Rove's mindray???"

"Don't worry. She doesn't need a tinfoil hat... she uses tinfoil lined panties to protect her brain instead."

Mr. Right said...

Tragically, Algore would arrive too late to save the Moonbat Queen from the wrath of the approaching Manbearpig..."

prince of leaves said...

The protest generation has matured since their childhood days of screaming "I hate you daddy! Buy me a pony!" Or, maybe not...

prince of leaves said...

After seeing the blown-up inset of this picture showing the view up Mother Sheehan's miniskirt, the rest of America went on an involuntary hunger strike.

Anonymous said...

This is getting pretty boring...I think I'll go live with hugo...

prince of leaves said...

"And even now, thirty years later, I just can't understand why our anti-war message wasn't taken more seriously." -- Cindy Sheehan, Autobiography of a Living Saint

prince of leaves said...

The Society for Progressive Anachronism's annual Proteste Faire in Crawford runs through the end of August.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

That's queen to you, imperialist scum! And fashioned out of my leftover hammer and sickle Christmas ornaments.

prince of leaves said...

Pink: It's the new yellow.

Adjustah said...

"Mommy, can I please have Tragedy Pimp Barbie? She comes with, uh, I think that's Shrek?"