Thursday, July 13, 2006

More More More

1. I love the director's cut of Ferris Bueller!

2. So, You Wanna Be a Whore, coming to Fox in September.

3. Unfortunately, General Hammond's entire Birthday Stripper package was wiped out by an unscheduled off-world activation.

4. New York's first 'Disco inside a dirigible' is a huge success.

5. "Excuse me, ladies, would any of you be interested in being kidnapped by the Sultan of Brunei and locked in a basement as his sex slave... I mean, modeling work?"

Lifted from: Knowledge What Be Power

18 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

I love the new, promotional Pirates of the Carribean roller-coaster at Six-Flags, especially where you loop into that gaggle of smelly hookers.

V, #3 - nice!

Cybrludite said...

Just another dull weeknight on Bourbon St.

The Man said...

Helen Thomas and her group of dancers performed at the inaguaration for Chester Arthur.

The Man said...

The half-time show at the World Cup final had 34 cases of "wardrobe malfunctions"!

Just kidding. Soccer is gay.

Adjustah said...

Steve Martin was thrilled that he had snuck into the Olsen twin's eighteenth birthday party...

Submariner said...

Everything was going great until Mrs. Submariner said we couldn't have a sleep-over...

Submariner said...

Sorry babe, but when they started shakin' their jomblies at me, I had to retaliate with my mojo...

Submariner said...

The bad news General is that we couldn't get the Star Gate fixed. The good news is you won't care...

sonicfrog said...

The Spice Girls reunion went array as the band forgot which "spice" they were and everyone showed up as cinnamon.

Ver. Word: TW Y O Y

prince of leaves said...

Mom?!?

prince of leaves said...

Stargate Command was caught with its pants down when the heretofore unseen Ori Prioresses made their sudden appearance. Earth didn't stand a chance.

prince of leaves said...

A still from the unfortunate go-go dance scene from 1964's Attack of the Fifty Foot Skanks.

prince of leaves said...

They may have laughed at his silly plaid grampaw hat, but Jimmy got the last laugh when he swapped the dancers' vegetable oil with a jug of epoxy.

Rodney Dill said...

"We're all hot and sweaty cause Murtha kept poking us with that finger."

divine miss m said...

These are the ones who got kicked out of Riverdance for using their hands.

racerboy said...

Gutterdance.

racerboy said...

Intern auditions for Hillary's 2008 presidential campaign.

Chip said...

Regina: ...They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me!...

Mean Girls

[She's run over by a truck]