1. I love the director's cut of Ferris Bueller!
2. So, You Wanna Be a Whore, coming to Fox in September.
3. Unfortunately, General Hammond's entire Birthday Stripper package was wiped out by an unscheduled off-world activation.
4. New York's first 'Disco inside a dirigible' is a huge success.
5. "Excuse me, ladies, would any of you be interested in being kidnapped by the Sultan of Brunei and locked in a basement as his sex slave... I mean, modeling work?"
Lifted from: Knowledge What Be Power