Moonbats Against Civilization

1. "You know, that skullcap would look even better on my bedroom floor."

2. ♪I get no kick from champagne...♪

3. "And yet I remain dubious of the sincerity of the Gay Black Jewish Klansmen for Tolerance and Understanding."

4. "Nice skullcap... wanna f**k?"

5. "It's called a Kwame Kilpatrick. You mix Jaegermeister, Khalua, bourbon, and Coke. It's So black, not even the man can keep it down."

6. "You can call me Fred Flintstone, 'cause I'll make your bed rock!"

7. "I may not be the best-looking moonbat here, but I'm the only one blowing in your ear."

8. "All right, if the Pistons go all the way next year, I'll loot with you. But this time, none of that 'Old Navy' crap."

Best of Submariner
All I said was "Chill, Dawn..." and she knee-capped me!"

Does a brothuh wanna have some fun? Just mention to Bobby Byrd you movin' in next do'...

SOTG? We're here to show your daughter a good time at the prom...

Best of jeff
Dude, why are you wearing that white skullcap again? I thought kneecapping you once would have taught you that was wrong!

Best of The Man
Stop calling it a yarmulka.

Best of Silhouette
"Psst. What ever you do, don't look, but there is this guy to our right..."

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
So I figured "If the white guy can pee on the little girl..."

Best of divine miss m
Brokeback 'Hood

Best of Shayne
Yo, where the white women at?

Best of David Simon
"1,000 brothers covering their hair outside his office, and Sharpton still don't get the hint."

Best of prince of leaves
"Intriguing, Tyson. Please, do elaborate further on this variation of quantum string theory you have developed..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Quit you, I wish it is."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Next time you 'fix me up with a hot mama' and Cynthia McKinnon shows up, you'll be LUCKY just to need crutches, know what I'm saying??"

"No, Tyrone, it's true, I WAS really happy you invited me to your Amway party. Just like THIS is a novelty cigarette lighter I've got jammed into your back."



Source: Zombie