1. "Of course, I respect you! Doesn't every 80 year old rich guy who bangs a twenty-year old broad respect her?"
2. "Somebody get rid of that Serling guy and his hipper-than-thou monolog, I'm trying to score here."
3. Where will you be when your V1@GRA kicks in?
4. Some women enjoy being asked, "What are you lookin' at, sugar-tits?"
5. "Just let me finish my bottle of absinthe and we'll go for a ride in my horseless carriage."
Best of Zeke
You know straight men tend to look at the woman they plan on banging.
Best of prince of leaves
After leading a revolution in lifestyles, Hugh Hefner is now leading a revolution in medicine as the first human trial subject for Extra Strength Liquid Vi@gr@.
"It's okay, Hugh...it happens to all men now and then."
Best of David Simon
"Hey pops, if you're going to bang me, I think I'm the one who needs to get drunk."
Best of sonicfrog
God! I am sooooooooo sick of Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame. Just go away, would you!
Best of Cybrludite
"I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I don't deny them... my essence."
Best of Submariner
Ennui, when will you release me?
Eagle's Nest, this is Eagle 1. This one ain't doin' it for me. Send in a busty redhead. And NOT that one with the Snatch-brand cigarettes like last time...
Best of cj
The classic Snatch brand cigarette ads were a lot classier than the new 'edgy' ones.
Best of Rodney
"OK, I understand the medical advice if it lasts longer than 4 hours, but what do you do if it hasn't taken effect after 4 hours."
Hat tip to Timmeh, Source, The Sean Show