Monday, July 31, 2006

Monochromatic Monday

1. "Of course, I respect you! Doesn't every 80 year old rich guy who bangs a twenty-year old broad respect her?"

2. "Somebody get rid of that Serling guy and his hipper-than-thou monolog, I'm trying to score here."

3. Where will you be when your V1@GRA kicks in?

4. Some women enjoy being asked, "What are you lookin' at, sugar-tits?"

5. "Just let me finish my bottle of absinthe and we'll go for a ride in my horseless carriage."

Best of Zeke
You know straight men tend to look at the woman they plan on banging.

Best of prince of leaves
After leading a revolution in lifestyles, Hugh Hefner is now leading a revolution in medicine as the first human trial subject for Extra Strength Liquid Vi@gr@.

"It's okay, Hugh...it happens to all men now and then."

Best of David Simon
"Hey pops, if you're going to bang me, I think I'm the one who needs to get drunk."

Best of sonicfrog
God! I am sooooooooo sick of Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame. Just go away, would you!

Best of Cybrludite
"I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I don't deny them... my essence."

Best of Submariner
Ennui, when will you release me?

Eagle's Nest, this is Eagle 1. This one ain't doin' it for me. Send in a busty redhead. And NOT that one with the Snatch-brand cigarettes like last time...

Best of cj
The classic Snatch brand cigarette ads were a lot classier than the new 'edgy' ones.

Best of Rodney
"OK, I understand the medical advice if it lasts longer than 4 hours, but what do you do if it hasn't taken effect after 4 hours."

Hat tip to Timmeh, Source, The Sean Show

19 comments:

jeff said...

Geritol cocktail - tastes lousy, works great!

Zeke said...

You know straight men tend to look at the woman they plan on banging.

prince of leaves said...

After leading a revolution in lifestyles, Hugh Hefner is now leading a revolution in medicine as the first human trial subject for Extra Strength Liquid Vi@gr@.

prince of leaves said...

"It's okay, Hugh...it happens to all men now and then."

David Simon said...

"Hey pops, if you're going to bang me, I think I'm the one who needs to get drunk."

Dave said...

Sorry toots, I only bang women who are completely identical to the one's already in my harem. You know, so it'll be completely pointless showing off.

sonicfrog said...

God! I am sooooooooo sick of Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame. Just go away, would you!

Cybrludite said...

"I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I don't deny them... my essence."

Cybrludite said...

A few more glasses of single-malt, and Man-Faye behind me will look like a brunette hottie...

Cybrludite said...

(And FYI, Man-Faye is the dude in the yellow shorts and "whale-tail" from the 27th)

Jonathan said...

"I dunno. I mean, Andrew Sullivan told me to 'drink until she's cute', but it's like...she already looks good!"

Submariner said...

Ennui, when will you release me?

Submariner said...

ORA:

Drew was impressed; Ryan and Colin were really getting the hang of the "Movie Styles Game."

Submariner said...

Prune wine in prep for our "Neanderthal;" why?

cj said...

The classic Snatch brand cigarette ads were a lot classier than the new 'edgy' ones.

Rodney said...

"OK, I understand the medical advice if it lasts longer than 4 hours, but what do you do if it hasn't taken effect after 4 hours."

Submariner said...

OK Mr. Demille, she's ready for her close-up.

Submariner said...

Eagle's Nest, this is Eagle 1. This one ain't doin' it for me. Send in a busty redhead. And NOT that one with the Snatch-brand cigarettes like last time...

Submariner said...

Look, it's Hot Babe Thursday and V. the K. hasn't selected "Best ofs" yet. Go check on him...