Thursday, July 13, 2006

Hot Chocolate Thursday

1. Upon seeing the first of his 72 Virgins, Senator Robert Byrd demanded to be sent to Hell. Can you guess what the twist to this story is?

2. This week's GayPride festivities were disrupted by the presence of an actual woman. "Disgusting!" hissed lead organizer Markos Zuniga.

3. Andrew Sullivan sighed, "Sometimes, I wish I was a lesbian."

4. "Thanks, Johnny Weir had a garage sale."

5. Skinemax movie or Brazilian Kid's Show? The answer will surprise you.

6. I don't know why Dawn is so upset. The Black Chick's the one holding the whip, after all.

7. Ya wanna know the really ironic part? She can't stand Jimmy Buffett.

8. "That's right, kids, a blue hanky hung on the right means he's a dominant top." Sex-Ed video for Massachusetts Public Schools.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Man, Condi better tone it down a bit if she's even considering a run in '08.

You mean they get that all the time in Brazil, and all we get is an occaisional Janet Jackson flap-jack titty at the Super Bowl?


Ebony... and SOTG... Go together in perfect... harmony...♫

Best of sonicfrog
Head lice convert to islam, build mosque...

Best of racerboy
Episode guide, HGTV Martha Stewart Living: Martha shows us more neat seasonal decorating tricks using beads and a glue gun. This episode: Mardi Gras

Valtrex rolls out its advertising campaign to new markets...

Best of Submariner
Mounds has deep dark chocolate - oooooooh!

'allo, Sailor! Wanna provide the creamy center?

Lets just put it this way: once in the bush is worth any number in the hand...

Best of prince of leaves
"With my active lifestyle, I don't have the time for heavy-flow days!"

Source: FoxNoos
Hat Tip: The Guy Who's Always Goin' Down, Submariner

23 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man, Condi better tone it down a bit if she's even considering a run in '08.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yet another reason why racism is so very, very wrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You mean they get that all the time in Brazil, and all we get is an occaisional Janet Jackson flap-jack titty at the Super Bowl?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wanted to write something about "banging a peacock"... Too many juvenile-triggered keywords in there.

(tee hee!)

Son Of The Godfather said...


Ebony... and SOTG... Go together in perfect... harmony...

sonicfrog said...

Head lice convert to islam, build mosque...

The Man said...

Brazil celebrates it's 12th place finish in the World Cup.

racerboy said...

"That's a MAN, Baby!"

racerboy said...

Episode guide, HGTV
Martha Stewart Living: Martha shows us more neat seasonal decorating tricks using beads and a glue gun. This episode: Mardi Gras

racerboy said...

Valtrex rolls out its advertising campaign to new markets...

Silhouette said...

I see cuffs and collar do match!

Silhouette said...

'Ow to speak Brazilian:

Burqa

Submariner said...

Mounds has deep dark chocolate - oooooooh!

Submariner said...

'allo, Sailor! Wanna provide the creamy center?

Submariner said...

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? (I need some replacement yellow feathers...)

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:

Low Cal Desert

Submariner said...

Would ya still rather go out with the Angola boys, Ronaldo?

Submariner said...

Lets just put it this way: once in the bush is worth any number in the hand...

prince of leaves said...

"Oooh! Ow! Watch the braces! Watch the braces!!!"

prince of leaves said...

"With my active lifestyle, I don't have the time for heavy-flow days!"

prince of leaves said...

It was a flattering crop job -- Inez was hot from the waist up, but below she was a wide and lumpy as Hillary in a thong.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Hey, a girl's gotta have standards."

Submariner said...

Having gone without her burqha for months, Wafah Dufour has gotten rather dark. Osama was quoted as saying "dark meat is just as good for honor slaying as any other..."