1. Upon seeing the first of his 72 Virgins, Senator Robert Byrd demanded to be sent to Hell. Can you guess what the twist to this story is?
2. This week's GayPride festivities were disrupted by the presence of an actual woman. "Disgusting!" hissed lead organizer Markos Zuniga.
3. Andrew Sullivan sighed, "Sometimes, I wish I was a lesbian."
4. "Thanks, Johnny Weir had a garage sale."
5. Skinemax movie or Brazilian Kid's Show? The answer will surprise you.
6. I don't know why Dawn is so upset. The Black Chick's the one holding the whip, after all.
7. Ya wanna know the really ironic part? She can't stand Jimmy Buffett.
8. "That's right, kids, a blue hanky hung on the right means he's a dominant top." Sex-Ed video for Massachusetts Public Schools.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Man, Condi better tone it down a bit if she's even considering a run in '08.
You mean they get that all the time in Brazil, and all we get is an occaisional Janet Jackson flap-jack titty at the Super Bowl?
Ebony... and SOTG... Go together in perfect... harmony...♫
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Head lice convert to islam, build mosque...
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Episode guide, HGTV Martha Stewart Living: Martha shows us more neat seasonal decorating tricks using beads and a glue gun. This episode: Mardi Gras
Valtrex rolls out its advertising campaign to new markets...
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Mounds has deep dark chocolate - oooooooh!
'allo, Sailor! Wanna provide the creamy center?
Lets just put it this way: once in the bush is worth any number in the hand...
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"With my active lifestyle, I don't have the time for heavy-flow days!"
Hat Tip: The Guy Who's Always Goin' Down, Submariner