Saturday, July 29, 2006

Honoring Saint Big Bird


1. Gilligan's Island episode re-enactors tackle the one where the glue and feathers explode while the Mars probe is on the island. You know what I'm talking about.

2. In a fair and decent world, Norm Mineta's exit from public cervice would have been accompanied by generous amounts of tar and feathers.

3. "Oh, Andrew, I remembered when all we needed was a beagle, eight hits of X and some Abu Ghraib photos to get off. When did we become so jaded?"

4. PETA's protest went horribly awry when the protesters ended up with their throats slit hanging upside down over a vat of de-feathering acid. The general public broadly approved of Tyson's actions.

5. "I for one welcome our new chicken-people overlords."

Hat Tip: Brenda and Divine Miss M. It comes from here

25 comments:

Jason said...

This is the last time I dress as an Ewok at one of these freakin' Star Wars conventions.

attmay said...

When Frank Perdue died, his estate tried in vain to suppress his private photo stash.

curly said...

Ent porno web sites flourish due to the lack of Entwives.

Rodney Dill said...

All your flu are belong to us

sonicfrog said...

Well Harrold, I must say, you ARE a strange bird!

sonicfrog said...

Scientist knew the bird flu virus could mutate to a new form, but know one expected this!

sonicfrog said...

Oh, Norman.... The Loons. They've come around to say goodbye!

sonicfrog said...

♫ Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night goodbye my dear
My ship isnt coming and I just cant pretend ♫

prince of leaves said...

Failure to launch.

prince of leaves said...

No birds were harmed in the making of this Cap This! image.

prince of leaves said...

Chief Bird-Who-Runs, unable to secure federal tribal recognition for his people, tries winning an endangered species designation instead.

David Simon said...

"And now ladies and gentlemen, the Vice-President of the United States, Dick Che...hey why is everybody running away?

prince of leaves said...

Scene from Mel Gibson's next dead-language period movie, My Life is F**ked!

Big Daddy said...

Humming bird don't fly away, fly away;
Humming bird don't flyyyyy aaaaawaaaaay." "

"...And here we see the prolific Barking Moonbats roosting for the evening..."

Jonathan H said...

"Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?"

David Simon said...

"Excuse me, but aren't you folks a tad long in the tooth for pillow fights?"

Submariner said...

What is the terminal velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Submariner said...

We're Shamans of the most famous of all AmerIndian tribes; the Fukowi.

Submariner said...

Hi Mr. SOTG; Prom was fun, here's your daughter back...

Submariner said...

Da-amn - al'Gore has really let himself go!

Jonathan said...

"No, Norm, hitting this peyote bong does NOT mean you'll see ManBearPig!"

Submariner said...

Next up on "Hollywood Inside Story;" go behind the cameras at Mike al'Moore's newest schlockumentary - "Frank Perdue - Tender Man or Tough Old Bird?"

Submariner said...

You'd a thought that NASA pic would have dissuaded John F'n Kerry not to pose for photo-ops in a costume, but noooooooo.

Submariner said...

No longer content to just write poetry, Maya Angelou has taken up performing her art...

attmay said...

I think Big Bird has a few paternity suits headed his way...