1. "So, how did you guys get out of that speeding ticket in Phoenix?"
2. "Who holds your hair when you puke?"
3. "You didn't carry the three. Your Unified Field Theory is worthless! Worthless!"
4. "Farrah Fawcett made a fortune doing this. Of course, she got naked and rolled in it. Takers?"
5. "The way you let men objectify you is shameful. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a big butch professional golfer."
6. "Those are, um, really interesting swastikas Miss Argentina. Let's see if I can guess what your grandpa did during the war."
Source: Ass Press Photo/Miss Universe, Darren Decker
Hat Tip: Das Mensch