Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Civilization Against Moonbats

1. "Screw these hippies. I want to bust on Pedro and Leon."

2. "So, I wrestle this Sullivan guy to the ground, put the handcuffs on him, and drag him to the paddy wagon. As it pulls off, he yells, 'Call me!'"

3. "Sorry, Carl, rock smashes pencil. You have to man-handle Sheehan into the squad car. I'll get the heavy duty rubber gloves and Lysol."

4. "That's not c**kring, This is a c**kring!"

5. "Mr. Rove's instructions were quite clear: Three shots. Aim for the head and remember, be clean boys. Or else we're all going away for a long time. The money will be in a suitcase in a dumpster in the allieway."

Hat tip: Zombie

13 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"So, boys...If I understand the 'code', those hankies of yours mean you're bottoms who like it rough with big, strapping cops..."

Shayne said...

"No, no, no, you idiot. You have to you have to aim it down! Crap, now you'regetting my shoes wet!

Van Helsing said...

"So you boys are sure you don't know anything about the missing tablecloths?"

Rodney Dill said...

"So, we really get to shoot people, Huh?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Well, for your first assignment, there's this pussy stuck up in a tree..."

Submariner said...

♪Ooooo-oo-oo-ooo!
Do woppa, do-woppa
Wham the damn ding-dongs...♪

Submariner said...

Ddn't I tell you "Nothin' to see here, just move along." a coupla minutes ago boy? Then what the f**k you still doin' hangin' around here?

Submariner said...

"Son of the Imam" tries to sell a smelly Bedouin houri to a couple of Philadelphia's finest...

jeff said...

"It's an MP3 player - I swear!"

champaignken said...

"Whatever you do, do not let the streams cross."

"I've never seen an Arab one. Do you mind if I touch it?"

"High grade explosives? I think you can find that down the street at Osama's."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Oh! I am sporting a tremendous woody right now...

Submariner said...

And THAT'S how we play "Helmets and Hoses."



verification word - askit

Occasional Reader said...

"So, you're armed with your kaffiyeh and your moral conviction of the righteousness of the 'Palestinian cause'. I'm armed with Mr. H-K and his friend Mr. Taser. I wonder who'll win?