1. "Screw these hippies. I want to bust on Pedro and Leon." 2. "So, I wrestle this Sullivan guy to the ground, put the handcuffs on him, and drag him to the paddy wagon. As it pulls off, he yells, 'Call me!'"
3. "Sorry, Carl, rock smashes pencil. You have to man-handle Sheehan into the squad car. I'll get the heavy duty rubber gloves and Lysol."
4. "That's not c**kring, This is a c**kring!"
5. "Mr. Rove's instructions were quite clear: Three shots. Aim for the head and remember, be clean boys. Or else we're all going away for a long time. The money will be in a suitcase in a dumpster in the allieway."
Hat tip: Zombie
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"So, boys...If I understand the 'code', those hankies of yours mean you're bottoms who like it rough with big, strapping cops..."
"No, no, no, you idiot. You have to you have to aim it down! Crap, now you'regetting my shoes wet!
"So you boys are sure you don't know anything about the missing tablecloths?"
"So, we really get to shoot people, Huh?"
"Well, for your first assignment, there's this pussy stuck up in a tree..."
♪Ooooo-oo-oo-ooo!
Do woppa, do-woppa
Wham the damn ding-dongs...♪
Ddn't I tell you "Nothin' to see here, just move along." a coupla minutes ago boy? Then what the f**k you still doin' hangin' around here?
"Son of the Imam" tries to sell a smelly Bedouin houri to a couple of Philadelphia's finest...
"It's an MP3 player - I swear!"
"Whatever you do, do not let the streams cross."
"I've never seen an Arab one. Do you mind if I touch it?"
"High grade explosives? I think you can find that down the street at Osama's."
ORA:
Oh! I am sporting a tremendous woody right now...
And THAT'S how we play "Helmets and Hoses."
verification word - askit
"So, you're armed with your kaffiyeh and your moral conviction of the righteousness of the 'Palestinian cause'. I'm armed with Mr. H-K and his friend Mr. Taser. I wonder who'll win?
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