1. "Screw these hippies. I want to bust on Pedro and Leon."
2. "So, I wrestle this Sullivan guy to the ground, put the handcuffs on him, and drag him to the paddy wagon. As it pulls off, he yells, 'Call me!'"
3. "Sorry, Carl, rock smashes pencil. You have to man-handle Sheehan into the squad car. I'll get the heavy duty rubber gloves and Lysol."
4. "That's not c**kring, This is a c**kring!"
5. "Mr. Rove's instructions were quite clear: Three shots. Aim for the head and remember, be clean boys. Or else we're all going away for a long time. The money will be in a suitcase in a dumpster in the allieway."
Hat tip: Zombie