Monday, July 24, 2006

Bush-Slapped

1. Congressman Al Green's repeated refusals to sing "Year of the Cat," bring Bush's frustration to a boiling point.

2. "Sorry, bro', thought you were Kofi Annan there for a minute."

3. "Anyone else want to question whether I would make a kick-ass CTU agent?"

4. Tony Snow had to explain to the president, "When the base said they wanted you to act more like Patton, that's not what they meant."

5. "Feel my pimp hand, biyatch."

6. "Shut up! An Imperial Star Destroyer could totally kick the Enterprise's ass."

7. "Get a hold of yourself, man! We'll never get these motherf**kin' snakes off the motherf**kin' plane if we don't calm the f**k down and think of a plan."

8. "Must. Control. Bitch-Slap. Of. Death."

9. No one else saw the alleged yellowjacket.

10. For Sweeps Week, C-SPAN brought in Jerry Springer to liven things up a litte.

Best of jeff
Kanye West was right...

Best of lawhawk
You're lucky that wasn't Dick Cheney. You'd be slapped into next Tuesday.

Best of racerboy
"It's so soft and silky... what do you use for conditioner???"

Best of champaignken
I don't think you are getting the hang of shaving yet. I still feel a lot of stubble.

Yep, it does feel just like Hillary's ass.

Go ahead, smell my finger. Does it smell like goat or Helen Thomas?

Best of Jason
Who's my fuzzy bear? That's right! You're my fuzzy bear.

Best of prince of leaves
"Dammit! You're gonna tell me where those WMDs are right now or I'm gonna-- Oh, whew! Sorry, Al, thought you were Saddam for a second there..."

"Feel it! So silky smooth! Not like Cindy Sheehan's at all!"

Best of Cybrludite
Being the shrewd businessman that he is, Bush checks the teeth before making his purchase.

Best of Submariner
Thanks, W. I needed that!

That wasn't a "sonic boom," bro, Dawn's head finally exploded for good.

Originally Used by: The Diva

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"No one disses Barbara."

David Simon said...

President Bush deftly counters Congressman Green's titty twister with a vicious slap. "You still want a piece of me, Pelosi?" queried Dubya.

David Simon said...

"Such a goyishe punim!"

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jeff said...

Kanye West was right...

lawhawk said...

You're lucky that wasn't Dick Cheney. You'd be slapped into next Tuesday.

racerboy said...

"It's so soft and silky... what do you use for conditioner???"

divine miss m said...

"I appreciate the improv, Mr. President, but the Fish Slapping Dance traditionally requires that you use an actual fish."

The Man said...

Bitch-slapped by The Man

The Man said...

Ghetto RPS
Pimp slaps Hoe. Bush Wins

champaignken said...

I don't think you are getting the hang of shaving yet. I still feel a lot of stubble.

Yep, it does feel just like Hillary's ass.

Go ahead, smell my finger. Does it smell like goat or Helen Thomas?

Jason said...

Who's my fuzzy bear? That's right! You're my fuzzy bear.

prince of leaves said...

"Dammit! You're gonna tell me where those WMDs are right now or I'm gonna-- Oh, whew! Sorry, Al, thought you were Saddam for a second there..."

prince of leaves said...

"Feel it! So silky smooth! Not like Cindy Sheehan's at all!"

Cybrludite said...

Being the shrewd businessman that he is, Bush checks the teeth before making his purchase.

(Oh, I'm so going to Hell for that one...)

Submariner said...

Thanks, W. I needed that!

Submariner said...

W. must you betray me with a kiss?


After this, I'll probably be joing you, cybr.

Submariner said...

Dammit Al; you were supposed to bring a bowl of sensimilla, er clover, as a gift...

Submariner said...

Cybrludite said...
Being the shrewd businessman that he is, Bush checks the teeth before making his purchase.



That wasn't a "sonic boom," bro, Dawn's head finally exploded for good.