1. Hillary was not pleased with the "Jimmy Carter with boobs" statue.
2. Oh, sure, she looked great at closing time...
3. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those hollow eye-sockets of yours."
4. Joan Rivers pauses to get a view words from Calista Flockhart.
5. "I was kicked off Marilyn Manson's tour for not being 'Goth' enough."
From: The Same Place as the Other Thing.