Saturday, July 29, 2006

Blogger Was Shut Down Today By an Avalanche of 'Helen Thomas' Captions

1. Hillary was not pleased with the "Jimmy Carter with boobs" statue.

2. Oh, sure, she looked great at closing time...

3. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those hollow eye-sockets of yours."

4. Joan Rivers pauses to get a view words from Calista Flockhart.

5. "I was kicked off Marilyn Manson's tour for not being 'Goth' enough."

From: The Same Place as the Other Thing.

20 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Nancie Pelosi. One face lift too many!

sonicfrog said...

How Democrats see Karl Rove.


Ver Word: MOKCMEN

prince of leaves said...

The snaggle-tooth Russian groom finally met his new mother-in-law at the wedding, and got a terrifying and too-late glimpse of what his plump new bride would look like in fifteen years' time.

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, without warning, Cindy Sheehan went all Frodo-at-Rivendell and made a grab for the AP photographer's smoothie.

prince of leaves said...

Whereas the Catholic church is known for its aggressive exorcisms, the more progressive Anglicans have adopted a tolerant and non-judgemental attitude towards the soul-eating hellspawn of Satan.

prince of leaves said...

Barbra was bad enough...why do we have to see Nancy Pelosi without makeup, too?

prince of leaves said...

"No, no, I've already met Hani Awijan...Now I'm looking for Hassan Nasrallah..."

The Man said...

I see the Rolling Stones are touring again.

David Simon said...

"Here's the runner-up in the scariest Halloween costume. And not the winner: He/she in matching banana halter and slut skirt."

prince of leaves said...

"Damn!" Hillary screeched when she looked in the mirror. "That's the LAST time we try to save campaign money by hiring a guy who paints choppers to do my makeup!"

Big Daddy said...

What Cindy Sheehan and the Code Pinkos might look like if they could lay off the food during their hunger strike.

David Simon said...

"To-nee, what's the president's plan to help the Palestinians?"

(Wow, eleven comments and I just made the first Helen Thomas caption.)

Submariner said...

Lordi or Helen? Only their hair-dressers know for sure...

Submariner said...

These acolytes are currently administration supporters, but watch what happens after they take the "White House Press Corps 101" course...

Submariner said...

The poor, misfortunate cameraman quickly learned, you don't roll tape on Katie until Katie says so!

Submariner said...

Casey Sheehan decides enough is enough and puts an end to his Mom's use of his name for her publicity game...



Over the top? Probably. But any serviceman I know would try to stop Cindy from blaspheming his/her memory, so I stand behind it.

sonicfrog said...

A brief glimps into Mel Gibsons tortured soul...

Cybrludite said...

I'll take "Fred Phelps' Wet Dreams" for $1000, Alex.

Submariner said...

Mr. SOTG? I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom rave?

Submariner said...

No longer content to just write poetry, Maya Angelou has taken up performing her art...