Thursday, July 27, 2006

Arrgh, My Eyes! My Beautiful Eyes!

1. "They say eHarmony can find the perfect man for me, but I'll believe it when I see him."

2. Debra LaFave chaperones a field trip.

3. Making fun of a woman whose finger was pulled after eating three habanero burritos, blasting her miniskirt into the next county. Nice. Read her story. Educate yourselves, morons.

4. Pre-Operative Tranny guests of the Jerry Springer Show stay at the Palm Vista Hotel in glorious Burbank, California.

5. Just tell Grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were out giving wedgies to past-their-prime hookers. She might not understand, but I sure as hell would.

6. "Mom, we know you're pissed about the car, but the white 'f**k me' boots and yellow wedgie mini-skirt really undercut your authority."

Best of Silhouette
Maybe you did have too much to drink at the lab last night.

Best of prince of leaves
"Do my suspender-thong and halter shorts make my ass look fat?"

Sadly, nobody at the wedding asked Brigitte Nielsen's sister to dance.

Laid-off employees gather outside the gates of Neverland Ranch to demand their back pay.

"No, no, don't worry about me talking, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...Dad..."

Best of Jason
Verification word: wktcnpfd: Whcih is surprisingly similar to the sound I made when I saw this picture.

Best of jbinnout
A man....
In a tree grove...
Harry coconuts.

Best of seadog
Where'd you get the picture of my wife???
(I am so going to Hell for that one)

Best of Submariner
Inflated scrotum guy soon arrived and picked up his date. However, this again left the children "unsupervised" while waiting on the bus to Berkeley Public Schools.

Me? Oh, nothin,' nothin'... Just cruisin the Middle Schools, checkin' the studs, lookin' for "Mr. Right..." You?

Y'know; yellow IS the international color for "caution."

I think that I shall never see a man/bear/pig; no, check that...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just Barry Bonds on his way to spring training. Please move along...

Best of Zeke
another entry into the debate of the proper heigth one should stretch their thong past their shorts.

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
If your girlfriend has large hands, or a pronounced adams apple, she might not be your girlfriend...

Best of divine miss m
In an effort to cash in on the nostalgia wave, Blind Melon holds open auditions for the next "bee-girl."

White supp-hose with CFM boots; Girlfriend, have you lost your mind?

Best of Adjustah
When Hairy met Sally

Best of sonicfrog
I absolutley DON'T want to know or see what his / her / its super power is!!!

Best of Rodney Dill
When Harry was Sally

Best of attmay
After seeing this photo, Sir Mix-a-Lot issued a press release stating retracting his statement of fondness for big butts.

Best of Big Daddy
"I am more woman than you'll ever be and more man than you'll ever have."

Best of David Simon
The Viagra directions say to see your doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours. Well, V just saved me the trip.

No jewelry? No handbag? Some people just don't know how to accessorize.

Best of WALSTIB
How nature says "don't touch"



Hat Tip to Timmeh, who found this pic "Scorchin' Hot!"

45 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Once the political pundit / steroid scandal broke open, Anne Coulter was busted.

Silhouette said...

Maybe you did have too much to drink at the lab last night.

prince of leaves said...

Hey, y'all better just watch what you cap about my sister...

prince of leaves said...

"Oooh yeah, I'd hit that...with a Mack truck..."

prince of leaves said...

"Do my suspender-thong and halter shorts make my ass look fat?"

prince of leaves said...

Yet another new picture to emerge from the Abu Ghraib scandal.

[verification word: "CUTBOX"]

prince of leaves said...

Sadly, nobody at the wedding asked Brigitte Nielsen's sister to dance.

prince of leaves said...

Laid-off employees gather outside the gates of Neverland Ranch to demand their back pay.

prince of leaves said...

Cindy Sheehan's Anti-War Fast, Day 23

prince of leaves said...

"No, no, don't worry about me talking, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...Dad..."

prince of leaves said...

The new ad campaign for Nads was shocking, but effective.

Jason said...

Verification word: wktcnpfd

Whcih is surprisingly similar to the sound I made when I saw this picture.

jbinnout said...

A man....
In a tree grove...
Harry coconuts.

seadog said...

One question....

Where'd you get the picture of my wife???

(I am so going to Hell for that one)

Submariner said...

Inflated scrotum guy soon arrived and picked up his date. However, this again left the children "unsupervised" while waiting on the bus to Berkeley Public Schools.

Submariner said...

Me? Oh, nothin,' nothin'... Just cruisin the Middle Schools, checkin' the studs, lookin' for "Mr. Right..." You?

Submariner said...

Y'know; yellow IS the international color for "caution."

Submariner said...

I think that I shall never see a man/bear/pig; no, check that...

Submariner said...

Da-amn; al'Gore has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

After the vision he'd seen in Burbank, Andrew laid in bed for hours that night trying to figure out the torque it would require to pull his tongue free from those cheeks...



I know, I know - doesn't need saying...

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just Barry Bonds on his way to spring training. Please move along...

Zeke said...

another entry into the debate of the proper heigth one should stretch their thong past their shorts.

Zeke said...

Another entry into the debate about bovine growth hormones in our food chain.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

If your girlfriend has large hands, or a pronounced adams apple, she might not be your girlfriend...

divine miss m said...

In an effort to cash in on the nostalgia wave, Blind Melon holds open auditions for the next "bee-girl."

divine miss m said...

White supp-hose with CFM boots; Girlfriend, have you lost your mind?

divine miss m said...

♪With your hands on your hips
you bring your knees in tight...♪♪

Adjustah said...

When Hairy met Sally

sonicfrog said...

I absolutley DON'T want to know or see what his / her / its super power is!!!

Ver. Word - TWNHO!

sonicfrog said...

Man, the latest Sex-bot models have really gotten wierd since they moved the manufacturing plant to San Francisco.

Rodney Dill said...

When Harry was Sally

attmay said...

Throw out your hands, stick out your tush,
Hands on your hips, give them a push,
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake.
Voila!

attmay said...

After seeing this photo, Sir Mix-a-Lot issued a press release stating retracting his statement of fondness for big butts.

Rodney Dill said...

"Bend... and... Snap"

Big Daddy said...

Dude looks like a lady...

Big Daddy said...

"I am more woman than you'll ever be and more man than you'll ever have."

Cricket said...

We found out where the Spanish Fly lit.

David Simon said...

The Viagra directions say to see your doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours. Well, V just saved me the trip.

David Simon said...

Just in case you were wondering what Rosie O'Donnell would look like in a matching banana halter and slut skirt....

David Simon said...

....only she'd be more hairy.

David Simon said...

I thought my job in high school as dishwasher in a Chinese restaurant was bad. Can you imagine being that he/she's dry cleaner?

David Simon said...

No jewelry? No handbag? Some people just don't know how to accessorize.

WALSTIB said...

[and a V the K fav...]
How nature says "don't touch"

WALSTIB said...

She da man!

[vw=uphwo]

WALSTIB said...

Come on...none of you boyth wanna thave my @ss? What-are-ya uptight or thumpthin?