1. "They say eHarmony can find the perfect man for me, but I'll believe it when I see him."
2. Debra LaFave chaperones a field trip.
3. Making fun of a woman whose finger was pulled after eating three habanero burritos, blasting her miniskirt into the next county. Nice. Read her story. Educate yourselves, morons.
4. Pre-Operative Tranny guests of the Jerry Springer Show stay at the Palm Vista Hotel in glorious Burbank, California.
5. Just tell Grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were out giving wedgies to past-their-prime hookers. She might not understand, but I sure as hell would.
6. "Mom, we know you're pissed about the car, but the white 'f**k me' boots and yellow wedgie mini-skirt really undercut your authority."
Best of Silhouette
Maybe you did have too much to drink at the lab last night.
Best of prince of leaves
"Do my suspender-thong and halter shorts make my ass look fat?"
Sadly, nobody at the wedding asked Brigitte Nielsen's sister to dance.
Laid-off employees gather outside the gates of Neverland Ranch to demand their back pay.
"No, no, don't worry about me talking, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...Dad..."
Best of Jason
Verification word: wktcnpfd: Whcih is surprisingly similar to the sound I made when I saw this picture.
Best of jbinnout
In a tree grove...
Best of seadog
Where'd you get the picture of my wife???
(I am so going to Hell for that one)
Best of Submariner
Inflated scrotum guy soon arrived and picked up his date. However, this again left the children "unsupervised" while waiting on the bus to Berkeley Public Schools.
Me? Oh, nothin,' nothin'... Just cruisin the Middle Schools, checkin' the studs, lookin' for "Mr. Right..." You?
Y'know; yellow IS the international color for "caution."
I think that I shall never see a man/bear/pig; no, check that...
Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just Barry Bonds on his way to spring training. Please move along...
Best of Zeke
another entry into the debate of the proper heigth one should stretch their thong past their shorts.
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
If your girlfriend has large hands, or a pronounced adams apple, she might not be your girlfriend...
Best of divine miss m
In an effort to cash in on the nostalgia wave, Blind Melon holds open auditions for the next "bee-girl."
White supp-hose with CFM boots; Girlfriend, have you lost your mind?
Best of Adjustah
When Hairy met Sally
Best of sonicfrog
I absolutley DON'T want to know or see what his / her / its super power is!!!
Best of Rodney Dill
When Harry was Sally
Best of attmay
After seeing this photo, Sir Mix-a-Lot issued a press release stating retracting his statement of fondness for big butts.
Best of Big Daddy
"I am more woman than you'll ever be and more man than you'll ever have."
Best of David Simon
The Viagra directions say to see your doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours. Well, V just saved me the trip.
No jewelry? No handbag? Some people just don't know how to accessorize.
Best of WALSTIB
How nature says "don't touch"
Hat Tip to Timmeh, who found this pic "Scorchin' Hot!"