1. Sucking Joe Arpaio's c**k, another job Americans won't do.
2. "Call me?"
3. "Not bad, but I'm still writing the speeding ticket. If it didn't work for Katie Couric, it sure as hell ain't gonna work for you."
4. "Thanks, but you didn't have to do that. We sell the pink prison shorts in the Tent City Gift Shop."
5. "On second thought, boss. Maybe I'll just eat those fifty eggs."
6. Illegal Immigrant Activist Elias Bermudez tries to win over Sheriff Joe Arpaio's heart by crooning Kenny Rogers's "Lady."
7. A confused reporter from KTAR 620 tries to perform an ultrasound on Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
8. While Sheriff Joe's back was turned, the Grim Reaper dispatched the FoxNews reporter and snatched his microphone.
Source: AP Photo/Matt York
Hat Tip: Brender