Saturday, July 22, 2006

Animal Planet Weekend

1. ORA: "No! Foamy! Don't take it! That's Tom Lehrer!"

2. "What? This is a styrofoam packing peanut. Welcome to the World of Rabies, you prick."

3. The squirrel coat of Linda's dreams inches one pelt closer to reality.

4. "Foamy! No! It's a trap! Don't you recognize Richard Gere?!"

5. "Soon as I get the hamstring stretches in the can, I'm off on my jog."

Hat Tip: Racerboy

10 comments:

Zeke said...

During the ColdWar, squirrels were the prefered agents of both the major powers. Tricky now works for the israelies.

Rodney Dill said...

In stretching to reach nuts the squirrel slipped and suddenly had none.

prince of leaves said...

In Chimpy McBushitler's Amerikkka, the elderly who cannot afford dog food must subsist on squirrels captured in public parks. But hey, at least they don't have to pay for their prescription drugs!

Submariner said...

Gimme back my nuts 'fo I cap yo' @$$!

Silhouette said...

Boris and Natasha hatch another nefarious plan to get moose and squirrel.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Unlike less descriminating domesticated vermin, Central Park squirrels don't beg for tokes off your spliff unless they can smell that it's pure British Columbian Bud.

prince of leaves said...

Sullivan, dreamily: "Oh, what I wouldn't do for a man with buttcheeks like that...ginormous and hairy."

lawhawk said...

Willy Wonka's squirrels know a bad nut when they see one, and soon Jimmy was tossed into the trashcan by Steve the squirrel in a feat of amazing strength, agility, steroids, and SGH (squirrel growth hormone)

champaignken said...

It is called gerbiling, not squirreling! Get your facts straight.
-Lemmiwinks

jeff said...

No, Joe - don't leave me! I know we can make this work somehow!