Friday, July 28, 2006

And Now, a Little Something for the Ladies and the Brokeback Cowboys

1. "It's no use, George Michael has already taken off with that pot-bellied truck driver."

2. "OK, Tyler, show me what you used to do to your sister in the pool."

3. "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

4. "Just admiring my tag on that bridge abutment, 'TYLER IS A FAG!'"

5. This must be where ridiculously good-looking male models go to lay down their burdens.

6. "I had a girlfriend once. I loved her. And I killed her."

7. "Crap, it's the fuzz. Just pose casually while the hooker's body floats downstream."

8. "I said we were going to shuck some oysters... SHUCK... what did you think I said?"

9. "Dibs on Kate... crap. Dibs on Sun... crap. Dibs on... Hurley? Hey, he's vulnerable."

10. "It's respectable, Tyler, but you're not Prince Harry."

Hat Tip: USCG-dot-mil

8 comments:

Silhouette said...

Legend has it that whoever pulls the T-square out of the stone will be King Nerd.

Adjustah said...

Having a great vacation. Wish you were here. Love, Ryan Seacrest.

prince of leaves said...

How To Pay For Your High-School Summer Vacation Trip to Greece: Idea #17...

Jason said...

Everyone wants a little captain in 'em.

Anonymous said...

Where did the funny go? Too much gay, not enough funny.

Anonymous said...

Where did the funny go? Too much gay, not enough funny.

sonicfrog said...

"Hmmm. The angle and ridgidity of that perpendicular beam reminds me of something, but I just can't quite pull it from my head... I'm so close to it...

Hey Lance, what does that remind you of???"

Anonymous said...

New gang signs are flashed by Lance and Clay. Not the Crips, not the Bloods...but the Cruds.