1. "It's no use, George Michael has already taken off with that pot-bellied truck driver."
2. "OK, Tyler, show me what you used to do to your sister in the pool."
3. "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
4. "Just admiring my tag on that bridge abutment, 'TYLER IS A FAG!'"
5. This must be where ridiculously good-looking male models go to lay down their burdens.
6. "I had a girlfriend once. I loved her. And I killed her."
7. "Crap, it's the fuzz. Just pose casually while the hooker's body floats downstream."
8. "I said we were going to shuck some oysters... SHUCK... what did you think I said?"
9. "Dibs on Kate... crap. Dibs on Sun... crap. Dibs on... Hurley? Hey, he's vulnerable."
10. "It's respectable, Tyler, but you're not Prince Harry."
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