Thursday, July 27, 2006

And now, a Lady Whose Fondness for Child-Sized T-Shirts Brings Joy to Us All

1. "That is so sexy," Andrew Sullivan cooed. "I'd love to have that fire extinguisher shoved up my ass."

2. "And then I said to myself, 'D-a-a-a-m-n, if she's got a Porsche behind those beers, I'm gonna marry that woman.'" Racerboy recalls the first time he met Divine Miss M.

3. (Sigh) Yeah, I remember those Clinton-Era Fire Safety videos.

4. ORA And then, Ed Mahmoud abu al Kahoul Martyr's Brigades woke up.

5. Budweiser's "Anti-Gay Treatment Program" was way more effective than Exodus's.

6. "I'll bid $330 for the beer, Bob" The Price Is Right for Men debuts on CBS.

7. This represents the amount of beer necessary to get Bill to sleep with Hillary. The fire extinguisher represents the size of the 'marital aid' necessary to satisfy Hillary.

8. This is going to be the best lecture on Boyle's Law EVER!

9. Girls, if you ever wondered about the film the boys saw in sixth grade Sex Ed, this, unfortunately, wasn't it, but it should have been.

10. How does silicone react in the presence of carbon dixoide? Let's find out.

Best of Jason
Eastern European hooker, domestic beer, and fire. Life don't get much better than that.

Best of racerboy
Hey, baby, how 'bout we play "Lab"... you be the smokin' hot lab assistant, and I'll be the pimple-ridden geek typing... alone... at... his... keyboard... Uh, nevermind...

Best of Silhouette
The ad campaign inversely implied the beer was very hot, but oddly, not one person in the test market noticed.

Candy was good at charades. The answer was "Backdraft."

Best of lawhawk
There's a fire extinguisher in that photo? Who knew... I was captivated by the stack... of beer.

Best of Submariner
If'n it's 2 pm in LA, then it's time fer a Bud in Macon!

Al Bundy thought he'd died and gone to Heaven 'til he realized it was Peg and there was a fee for the beer...

"I'll guess Miss Scarlet, in the laboratory, with alcohol poisoning."

Best of David Simon
"Okay, I think I've got it. I go to the Code Pink rally, offer up hits off my huka, then blast away."

Best of divine miss m
"Yep, I took care of everything: Lots o' cold beer...the bridesmaid dress...and a fire extinguisher to keep Bobby's drunk friends in line...Gosh, Pamela, I'm so excited to be your maid of honor!"

Best of Anonymous
"My agent said 'Take the role in Showgirls, how can it hurt your career?"

Best of prince of leaves
All the boys loved Mrs. Latourneau's chemistry class, even if she wasn't a chemistry teacher.

Mulder's recurring dreams always started out like this, but disturbingly morphed into an alien autopsy soon after the next button on Scully's labcoat popped open.

The tiny Mr. Bean in the corner looked up, and caught a glimpse of heaven: "That's one fine fire extinguisher!"

It's 2:00pm: do you know where your busty fire-extinguisher-bearing lab assistant is?

Best of sonicfrog
It's been a while since Dexter's Lab went off the air. So THAT's what he's been up to!

Best of Merovign
I was doing just fine until I saw the caption at the bottom that says "To see video of Karl doing these experiments..."
Karl? KARL? Ewwwwww......

Best of Mr. Right
A clock, several beakers of liquid, a shelving unit, a white cabinet, a tiled wall, a floor...
Things the average male observer took about 20 minutes to notice were "hidden" in this picture!

Hat tip: Ed Mahmoud abu al Kahoul Martyr's Brigades
Source: Mythbusters

27 comments:

Jason said...

Eastern European hooker, domestic beer, and fire. Life don't get much better than that.

divine miss m said...

If I knew then what I know now, I'd have shelled out extra for good German beer.

racerboy said...

#7 could also apply to Tuesday's pair...

Things that make Beeker go Bonk!

Where's Dr. Bunsen Honeydew when you need him? Oh, passed out behind the beer cans, huh? Used up like a cheap dishrag, you say?

Yeah, maybe if my TA's had looked like this, I'd have actually stayed with that Intro to Thermodynamics class... oddly, they ALL looked like Mr. Wednesday, below...

racerboy said...

Hey, baby, how 'bout we play "Lab"... you be the smokin' hot lab assistant, and I'll be the pimple-ridden geek typing... alone... at... his... keyboard... Uh, nevermind...

Silhouette said...

The ad campaign inversely implied the beer was very hot, but oddly, not one person in the test market noticed.

racerboy said...

Good thing for me I'm wearing my nomex thong!

lawhawk said...

There's a fire extinguisher in that photo? Who knew... I was captivated by the stack... of beer.

Submariner said...

Why Miss M! You look Divine in your lab coat!

Submariner said...

If'n it's 2 pm in LA, then it's time fer a Bud in Macon!

David Simon said...

"Okay, I think I've got it. I go to the Code Pink rally, offer up hits off my huka, then blast away."

divine miss m said...

"Yep, I took care of everything: Lots o' cold beer...the bridesmaid dress...and a fire extinguisher to keep Bobby's drunk friends in line...Gosh, Pamela, I'm so excited to be your maid of honor!"

Anonymous said...

"My agent said 'Take the role in Showgirls, how can it hurt your career?"

Silhouette said...

Candy was good at charades. The answer was "Backdraft."

Submariner said...

Al Bundy thought he'd died and gone to Heaven 'til he realized it was Peg and there was a fee for the beer...

Van Helsing said...

I always knew I should have taken more science classes.

Silhouette said...

"I'll guess Miss Scarlet, in the laboratory, with alcohol poisoning."

prince of leaves said...

All the boys loved Mrs. Latourneau's chemistry class, even if she wasn't a chemistry teacher.

prince of leaves said...

Mulder's recurring dreams always started out like this, but disturbingly morphed into an alien autopsy soon after the next button on Scully's labcoat popped open.

Submariner said...

The "muscle-builder" in the blue bikini couldn't get it, but when I flexed my pecs? This extinguisher slid right out...

Submariner said...

I sure hope the CO2 holds out - waitressing at a Kennedy party can be such a bi-yotch otherwise...

curly said...

Had Al Gore used this picture as the poster for his new global warming movie INCONVENIENT TRUTH, ticket purchases would have doubled.

sonicfrog said...

It's been a while since Dexter's Lab went off the air. So THAT's what he's been up to!

Merovign said...

I was doing just fine until I saw the caption at the bottom that says "To see video of Karl doing these experiments..."

Karl? KARL? Ewwwwww......

prince of leaves said...

The tiny Mr. Bean in the corner looked up, and caught a glimpse of heaven: "That's one fine fire extinguisher!"

prince of leaves said...

It's 2:00pm: do you know where your busty fire-extinguisher-bearing lab assistant is?

Mr. Right said...

sonicfrog said...

It's been a while since Dexter's Lab went off the air. So THAT's what he's been up to!


DeeDee... DO push the button!!!

Mr. Right said...

A clock, several beakers of liquid, a shelving unit, a white cabinet, a tiled wall, a floor...

Things the average male observer took about 20 minutes to notice were "hidden" in this picture!