Wednesday, July 12, 2006

"America, I Rebuke Thee!"

I've got a really busy morning, so I'm going to post some blanks and do the best ofs this evening.

Best of Van Helsing
"Zyweso, wecato, keoso, Xunewe-rurom Xeverator. Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth! Orary Ysgewot, homor athanatos nywe zumquros, Ysechyroroseth Xoneozebethoos Azathoth! Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep! Zuy rumoy quano duzy Xeuerator, YSHETO, THYYM, quaowe xeuerator phoe nagoo, Sub-Niggurath!!!"

(I was previously unaware that the Verification Words were an invocation to the Dark Old Ones) - VtK

Best of David Simon
"You're putting an armoire there?! Clearly you don't understand the less is more concept of London minimalism."

Best of John
You wanna pull my finger?! You can't handle pulling my finger!!!

I spent two-and-a-half God-forsaken years trying to survive on that island, and all you can say is, 'How did it feel wearing that blue shirt and sailor cap every day?"!

"God damnit, Little Bunny Foo Foo. I'm sick and tired of your hoppin' through the forrest and boppin' field mice on the head!"

Best of jeff
"You! Yes, You! Why aren't you cowering in fear before me!?!?"

Best of The Man
Do you see pickles on the burger? I said extra pickles!

Best of Anonymous
"And I proved, proved, with geometric precision, that another key had to exist!"

Best of Shayne
"Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!"



Hat Tip: Van Helsing

28 comments:

tuffbeingright said...

"How dare you question my service to this nation! I just spent the past 3 hours in meetings with Rep Pelosi and Sen Clinton.. And I've got the finger-stink to prove it!!"

David Simon said...

After a little foreplay, Rep. Murtha waved his finger under Cindy Sheehan's nose. When her head snapped back, he knew better than to go down there.

Van Helsing said...

"Zyweso, wecato, keoso, Xunewe-rurom Xeverator. Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth! Orary Ysgewot, homor athanatos nywe zumquros, Ysechyroroseth Xoneozebethoos Azathoth! Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep! Zuy rumoy quano duzy Xeuerator, YSHETO, THYYM, quaowe xeuerator phoe nagoo, Sub-Niggurath!!!"

David Simon said...

"You're putting an armoire there?! Clearly you don't understand the less is more concept of London minimalism."

John said...

You wanna pull my finger?! You can't handle pulling my finger!!!

John said...

I spent two-and-a-half God-forsaken years trying to survive on that island, and all you can say is, 'How did it feel wearing that blue shirt and sailor cap every day?"!

John said...

"Who put the 'Bop' in the 'Bop Sho Wop Sho Wop?' I'll tell you who, God damnit."

Jonathan said...

"Joe, we hardly knew ye!" Murtha had clearly lost it when, at the Kos convention, he toasted the ghost of Josef Stalin with an invisible goblet.

John said...

"God damnit, Little Bunny Foo Foo. I'm sick and tired of your hoppin' through the forrest and boppin' field mice on the head!"

jeff said...

"You! Yes, You! Why aren't you cowering in fear before me!?!?"

The Man said...

Do you see pickles on the burger? I said extra pickles!

Anonymous said...

"And I proved, proved, with geometric precision, that another key had to exist!"

[Is this an ORA?]

andthenblammo! said...

"Listen, you Ay-rab fella you, how DARE you show up at my office with a check made out to ME?? Make it out to my brother! Sheesh, I have to tell you goofs EVERYTHING!"

Capt. Queeg said...

Anonymous said...
"And I proved, proved, with geometric precision, that another key had to exist!"

[Is this an ORA?]


Yes it is!

andthenblammo! said...

"How dare you accuse me of viewing everything through the prism of the Vietnam War??! I ought to toss a frag into your hootch, you Com-symp infiltrator!"

Shayne said...

"Do you...YOU...fe-el like I do-o"?

Shayne said...

"Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!"

racerboy said...

Those two on the blue couch, in my quarters, at eight bells! Yarrgh!

Submariner said...

I want USA to cut and run (for the good of the DNC...)

Submariner said...

You! 4 fingers of Stoly! Neat.

Submariner said...

Why do I demand the US "cut and run?" That's enough persecution by the conservative press, dammit! I'm only taking questions from unbiased journalists from here on. You there - New York Times dude - what's your question?

Submariner said...

Pelosi! Why'd you miss dinner with Grandma and me? And don't give me any of that "I was stoned" crap!

Submariner said...

Murtha was really pissed. Ever since watching old "Benson" reruns, Rangel had started whistling like an incoming mortar round...

Submariner said...

Murtha directed that Miss M be srtipped of her mud and sent to his office. She later brought charges for "assault with a dead weapon."



Thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Submariner said...

ORA:

No, I don't "want my MTV."
I want my Maypo!

Submariner said...

Making war on innocent Muslim terrorists? Killing potential Democrat voters? Supporting the evil BusHitler/Cheney Haliburton conglomerate empire? Nice. Read Sheehan's story! Watch Moore's movie! Educate yourselves. Morons.

Submariner said...

Dammit! Lieberman didn't "harrumph" when Bush said "War on Terror." I want him out of my party!

sonicfrog said...

Damnit. Keep Cindy Sheehan away from me! I saw what she did to Ken Lay!!!