I've got a really busy morning, so I'm going to post some blanks and do the best ofs this evening.
Best of Van Helsing
"Zyweso, wecato, keoso, Xunewe-rurom Xeverator. Menhatoy, Zywethorosto zuy, Zururogos Yog-Sothoth! Orary Ysgewot, homor athanatos nywe zumquros, Ysechyroroseth Xoneozebethoos Azathoth! Xono, Zuwezet, Quyhet kesos ysgeboth Nyarlathotep! Zuy rumoy quano duzy Xeuerator, YSHETO, THYYM, quaowe xeuerator phoe nagoo, Sub-Niggurath!!!"
(I was previously unaware that the Verification Words were an invocation to the Dark Old Ones) - VtK
Best of David Simon
"You're putting an armoire there?! Clearly you don't understand the less is more concept of London minimalism."
Best of John
You wanna pull my finger?! You can't handle pulling my finger!!!
I spent two-and-a-half God-forsaken years trying to survive on that island, and all you can say is, 'How did it feel wearing that blue shirt and sailor cap every day?"!
"God damnit, Little Bunny Foo Foo. I'm sick and tired of your hoppin' through the forrest and boppin' field mice on the head!"
Best of jeff
"You! Yes, You! Why aren't you cowering in fear before me!?!?"
Best of The Man
Do you see pickles on the burger? I said extra pickles!
Best of Anonymous
"And I proved, proved, with geometric precision, that another key had to exist!"
Best of Shayne
"Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!"
Hat Tip: Van Helsing