Sunday, July 16, 2006

Ah, Family

1. "I like Dwight's family and all, but his troubled adolescence is really getting on my nerves."

2. "I don't know why you're upset. Mr. Sullivan pays me $50 for doing this to him."

3. "Sorry, that sign that said, 'This Is Our Ool, Notice there's no 'P'' in it was just cutesy-wootsy to let go."

4. "Oooh, sorry, sis. For a moment, I thought you were The New York Times."

5. A young Bill Clinton charms Hillary.

6. The only appropriate way to respond to the question "Don't you think there's something a little fishy about the 'Official' story of 9-11?"

7. "Hey, sis, which hip-hopper am I?" "R Kelly?" "No... Pee Diddy!"

8. "Hey! Watch it! Don't get that in my Bud!"

9. "You're in a lotta trouble young man." "Heh Heh, you said 'urine.'"

10. Once again, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Best of Silhouette
Sure, it looks classy, but remember, these brochure pictures always make the buildings and guests look better than they are in real life.

Best of Passionate Conservative
I never realized just how odd Christopher Walken was until this moment.

Best of Van Helsing
There's got to be a more efficient way of warming up the pool.

Best of divine miss m
Bill misunderstood the purpose of the "We aim to please! You, aim too, please." sign.

Best of Submariner
Pissonya is Russian for "I Love You."

That's no way to kill roaches!

OK, Daddy, 3 or 4 more kegs and the pool will be full...

"Pristine pool?" My bad, I thought you said "pissing..."

Best of David Simon
And you thought the tiger licking the bald chick was tacky statuery.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Dammit, I didn't get my "Americana" warning!

"Don't p#ss on my head and tell me it's raining!"

Best of champaignken
Contrary to what she thought, Sally's father really would piss on her head if it was on fire.

This AP photo from France clearly shows that a swimming pool is a piscine!

Best of Occasional Reader
SUMMERTIME FIRST AID TIP #28: What to do if a jellyfish stings a friend or loved one on the head.

Best of Dusty
At the summer Democrat retreat, Chuck Schumer emphasizes to Hillary that HE is the senior senator from New York.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Keep on goin' Earl, It's nearly full."



I Guess You Can Blame: SondraK

22 comments:

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"WELCOME TO OUR AUGHTER. NOTICE THERE IS NO 'P' ON HER. PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY."

Silhouette said...

Sure, it looks classy, but remember, these brochure pictures always make the buildings and guests look better than they are in real life.

Passionate Conservative said...

I never realized just how odd Christopher Walken was until this moment.

Van Helsing said...

There's got to be a more efficient way of warming up the pool.

divine miss m said...

Big deal, any guy can hit a still target at two paces. But can he legibly write his full name in the snow?

divine miss m said...

Bill misunderstood the purpose of the

"We aim to please!
You, aim too, please."

sign.

Submariner said...

LKT:

Pissonya is Russian for "I Love You."

Submariner said...

That's no way to kill roaches!

David Simon said...

And you thought the tiger licking the bald chick was tacky statuery.

David Simon said...

"Dad, that's no way to give a golden shower. Remember, if it's clear, it's beer."

Submariner said...

OK, Daddy, 3 or 4 more kegs and the pool will be full...

Jonathan said...

Dammit, I didn't get my "Americana" warning!

Jonathan said...

"Don't p#ss on my head and tell me it's raining!"

jeff said...

"Blast it Doug, when I said I wanted to play water games, I meant water polo!"

champaignken said...

Contrary to what she thought, Sally's father really would piss on her head if it was on fire.

"Daddy, are you sure this is better than shampoo?"

This AP photo from France clearly shows that a swimming pool is a piscine!

Submariner said...

"Pristine pool?" My bad, I thought you said "pissing..."

Submariner said...

Da-amn! al'Gore is really letting himself go!

Occasional Reader said...

SUMMERTIME FIRST AID TIP #28: What to do if a jellyfish stings a friend or loved one on the head.

Dusty said...

At the summer Democrat retreat, Chuck Schumer emphasizes to Hillary that HE is the senior senator from New York.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Richard Chamberlain finally exacts his revenge on the Samorai Lord;
of course it was a seak attack and on his granddaughter, but what the heck?

Rodney Dill said...

"Keep on goin' Earl, It's nearly full."

Submariner said...

Juan practiced long hours; he really needed that job as a naked statue on the 55 gallon drum for his family's sake in Tijuana.