Thursday, June 15, 2006

World Cups

1. "Food goes in here."

2. "Nice top," Submariner said. "Does it come with a hat?"

3. "Thank you, Thing."

4. I noticed Robin lurking in the background. Gawd, I must really be gay.

5. ORA: Jack and Janet were so turned on by Chrissie's new tattoo.

6. Or, should that be, tit-too.

7. And this ad made New Melon-Flavored AquaFresh the best-selling toothpaste of all-time.

8. I know she's there for the World Cup, but all I can think of is powerboat racing.

Best of sonicfrog
Is this a case of Tit-For-Tat, or Tat-For-Tit???

Best of jeff
"That tickled!"

Best of Rodney Dill
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Best of champaignken
Gisele would soon be arrested for smuggling counterfeit soccer balls into Germany.

Hillary Clinton today asked President Bush to name her ambassador to Brazil.

Best of Submariner
Plant it right here, Subby...

Andrew Sullivan casually glanced over and got highly aroused; that is until he realized it was her cleavage and not nekkid bi-cycle guy's cheeks...

Why can't I get "Green Piece" out of my mind?

Yes, Evita, I guess pubic hairs could be considerd "nature's dental floss..."

Best of racerboy
Your Ad Here.

Best of divine miss m

"I'm Bianca, your Brazillian exchange student," she purred, and today's safety word is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." Which is why to this day, there's an alarm-clock shaped hole in Submariner's bedroom wall.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"This is where I'm currently storing SOTG's DNA."

In reference to V's #1 cap: "Hi, I'm James Food, nice to meet you."

I'm glad no one can see me right now, cuz I'm doin' the same thing Angelina's kid is doing in the last pic... to my monitor.

Source: MSN/Fox News Babes of the World Cup
Hat tip: Submariner

27 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Is this a case of Tit-For-Tat, or Tat-For-Tit???

What, me worry? said...
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jeff said...

"That tickled!"

The Man said...

Suddenly I fell like rooting for Bra-zil.

the varmint said...

Hola amigos,cre-vassa?

What, me worry? said...

She's got the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Rodney Dill said...

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

champaignken said...

Gisele would soon be arrested for smuggling counterfeit soccer balls into Germany.

Hillary Clinton today asked President Bush to name her ambassador to Brazil.

What size world cup is this woman? Group double D?

Frank IBC said...

Here's some more futbol caption fodder:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa//fi/up/20060615/1150400894.jpg

What, me worry? said...

Brokebra Mouuntain: I wish I could squeeze them, I mean squeeze you.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Her yellow teeth are a patriotic statement. You know, to go with the green bikini. VIVA BRASIL!

Submariner said...

"Why is she blushing" you ask? Look, once and for all, I'm a gentleman and will not divulge secrets...

Submariner said...

Plant it right here, Subby...

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan casually glanced over and got highly aroused; that is until he realized it was her cleavage and not nekkid bi-cycle guy's cheeks...

Submariner said...

Kinda makes me want to go join the Green Party...

Submariner said...

Why can't I get "Green Piece" out of my mind?

racerboy said...

Your Ad Here.

Submariner said...

Evita, baby! This is your agent. Evinrude called and offered a long-term, sound effects contract for their commercials. You interested?

Submariner said...

Yes, Evita, I guess pubic hairs could be considerd "nature's dental floss..."

divine miss m said...

"I'm Bianca, your Brazillian exchange student," she purred, and today's safety word is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." Which is why to this day, there's an alarm-clock shaped hole in Submariner's bedroom wall.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is where I'm currently storing SOTG's DNA."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I can't explain my sudden craving for two loaves of bread.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In reference to V's #1 cap:
"Hi, I'm James Food, nice to meet you."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's called a goal, SOTG."
"Goal, touchdown, whatever... I'm busy!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm glad no one can see me right now, cuz I'm doin' the same thing Angelina's kid is doing in the last pic... to my monitor.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"It's called a goal, SOTG."
"Goal, touchdown, whatever... I'm busy!"


No matter WHAT you call it, it indicates you scored, eh?

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"This is where I'm currently storing SOTG's DNA."


Would that be under the right index fingernail? I'm just askin'...