1. "Is that a Vodafone soccer player under your dress or are you just happy to see me?"
2. China introduces the world's first pregnant man.
3. Wong and Wang, the world's most adept shoplifters, leave a Volkswagen dealership.
4. "I warned you not to babysit for Woody Allen."
5. Branjolina, meet Wangwong.
6. ♪"What a rovery way of saying how much you rove me."♪
7. "Tell Wal-Mart to keep their pants on. It takes time to breed child laborers."
8. "Keep your pants on, Boyfinger, they haven't even been born yet."
Best of The Man .
China prepares for Jack Bauer by breeding an army of giant three-armed babies.
For a brief moment, Andrew Sullivan thought he had met the man of his dreams...
Best of Silhouette .
No females? Life will find a way.
Best of Submariner .
Apparently, somebody Wang Chunged tonight!
Go ahead, Wang. Explain to your honorable female ancestor that you missed chow mein with her because you were birthin' your boyfriend's baby. She;ll understand...
Yes, dammit, the dress makes you look fat. Don't ask again.
It would appear that "The Self Guide to Scrotal-Inflation" may have been a bit mistranslated in the Korean edition...
Best of T. Harris .
Wang wasn't exactly thrilled at the thought of getting back in the saddle after the baby was born. He just KNEW it was going to look like it had been hit with a meat axe.
Best of prince of leaves .
...But like any other alien implantation, the fetus and any evidence of pregnancy suddenly disappeared early in her second trimester.
Best of What, me worry? .
"Will you still rove me when my man-tits sag and I have stretch marks across my anus?"
Wong: “Call the doctor, quick!”
Wang: “Is there a Vodaphone™ touch tone, blew-tooth®, hands-free, Voice over I Pee© Dictaphone nearby?”
Wong wears the latest in maternity man-burkas.
“Dear 72 Virgins Magazine, As a deceased gay houri gesha virgin and frequent reader, I never really thought that those letters you print were real. That is, until the other day when walking with my friend, an impregnated deceased gay houri gesha virgin, passed al-Zaqawi’s tent in Paradise…”
Best of Bubbalove .
Mr Wong! What will you and Ms. Wang name these huge twins?
'Uh...Sum Ting Wong and Mi Wang.'
And how will you afford to raise them?
'We'll start off selling sonogram copies by announcing "Come see if Sum Ting Wong's with Mi Wang!"
Ms. Fok Yu was eternally sorry for getting wasted on saki and sharing an intimate moment with that giant hairy man from the Himalayas.
Best of Son Of The Godfather .
"Xan, don't you think all velification word on caption page sound rike good name for our baby?"
"F-cking rhino horns... F-cking tiger urine..."
"If you only do what Vodaphone player do, we no be in dis mess."
"Submaliner, prease to enrighten me... What you do with my daughter on plom night?"
"We go talk to Stupid Redneck Father about dat Bobby Hill."
Hat tip: The Dude
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