Friday, June 16, 2006

What The Man Wanted Me To Post on Giggity Thursday

1. "Is that a Vodafone soccer player under your dress or are you just happy to see me?"

2. China introduces the world's first pregnant man.

3. Wong and Wang, the world's most adept shoplifters, leave a Volkswagen dealership.

4. "I warned you not to babysit for Woody Allen."

5. Branjolina, meet Wangwong.

6. ♪"What a rovery way of saying how much you rove me."♪

7. "Tell Wal-Mart to keep their pants on. It takes time to breed child laborers."

8. "Keep your pants on, Boyfinger, they haven't even been born yet."

Best of The Man .
China prepares for Jack Bauer by breeding an army of giant three-armed babies.

For a brief moment, Andrew Sullivan thought he had met the man of his dreams...

Best of Silhouette .
No females? Life will find a way.

Best of Submariner .
Apparently, somebody Wang Chunged tonight!

Go ahead, Wang. Explain to your honorable female ancestor that you missed chow mein with her because you were birthin' your boyfriend's baby. She;ll understand...

Yes, dammit, the dress makes you look fat. Don't ask again.

It would appear that "The Self Guide to Scrotal-Inflation" may have been a bit mistranslated in the Korean edition...

Best of T. Harris .
Wang wasn't exactly thrilled at the thought of getting back in the saddle after the baby was born. He just KNEW it was going to look like it had been hit with a meat axe.

Best of prince of leaves .
...But like any other alien implantation, the fetus and any evidence of pregnancy suddenly disappeared early in her second trimester.

Best of What, me worry? .
"Will you still rove me when my man-tits sag and I have stretch marks across my anus?"

Wong: “Call the doctor, quick!”
Wang: “Is there a Vodaphone™ touch tone, blew-tooth®, hands-free, Voice over I Pee© Dictaphone nearby?”

Wong wears the latest in maternity man-burkas.

“Dear 72 Virgins Magazine, As a deceased gay houri gesha virgin and frequent reader, I never really thought that those letters you print were real. That is, until the other day when walking with my friend, an impregnated deceased gay houri gesha virgin, passed al-Zaqawi’s tent in Paradise…”


Best of Bubbalove .
Mr Wong! What will you and Ms. Wang name these huge twins?
'Uh...Sum Ting Wong and Mi Wang.'
And how will you afford to raise them?
'We'll start off selling sonogram copies by announcing "Come see if Sum Ting Wong's with Mi Wang!"

Ms. Fok Yu was eternally sorry for getting wasted on saki and sharing an intimate moment with that giant hairy man from the Himalayas.

Best of Son Of The Godfather .
Best.HotDog-Eating-Contest.Ever.

"Xan, don't you think all velification word on caption page sound rike good name for our baby?"

"F-cking rhino horns... F-cking tiger urine..."

"If you only do what Vodaphone player do, we no be in dis mess."

"Submaliner, prease to enrighten me... What you do with my daughter on plom night?"

"We go talk to Stupid Redneck Father about dat Bobby Hill."



Hat tip: The Dude
Source: AssPress Photo/EyePress

37 comments:

The Man said...

The good news for Wing is that since 3 of the babies are girls and she's in China, odds are she will end up with only twins.

The Man said...

China prepares for Jack Bauer with giant three-armed babies.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan thought he had met the man of his dreams...

What, me worry? said...

Wong and Wang found Ramaze Crass very embarrassing.

The ultrasound pictures show that Dad and Dad are about to be parents of and 8 pound turd, complete with embedded undigested corn kernels!

Silhouette said...

No females? Life will find a way.

jbinnout said...

"Of course that radder will hold you! I told you to patch roof rast week!"

Submariner said...

Area 51 spokesmen have claimed it to be "only a weather-balloon, nothing more."

Submariner said...

Evrybody Wang Chung tonight!

Submariner said...

Go ahead, Wang. Explain to your honorable female ancestor that you missed chow mein with her because you were birthin' your boyfriend's baby. She;ll understand...

Submariner said...

Dr. Lee watched in amazement as Wong and Wang left his OB/GYN clinic. Most acute case of sympathy pregnancy he'd ever encountered.

Submariner said...

Wang agonized. When was Sen. Kennedy's surgeon going to come install the colostomy bag?

Submariner said...

Look Xiang; You're the one who said "don't stop those girls, let 'em kiss." Don't complain to me that party leadership made you carry the baby.

Submariner said...

Yes, dammit, the dress makes you look fat. Don't ask again.

T. Harris said...

Wang wasn't exactly thrilled at the thought of getting back in the saddle after the baby was born. He just KNEW it was going to look like it had been hit with a meat axe.

What, me worry? said...

China’s one child per couple policy, which has caused a decrease in female births and a rise in unattached males, has really hit home for Wong and Wang.

prince of leaves said...

...But like any other alien implantation, the fetus and any evidence of pregnancy suddenly disappeared early in her second trimester.

What, me worry? said...

"Will you still rove me when my man-tits sag and I have stretch marks across my anus?"

What, me worry? said...

In Paradise©, one of al-Zarqawi’s 72 virgins helps a fellow pregnant virgin on his way to a yet another conjugal visit with the infamous dead terrorist.

What, me worry? said...

“Look, would you stop with this abortion talk! I’m simply asking you to take some Exlax and then a take healthy crap! Gosh”

Brokeback Ladder: I wish you would elope with me, Andrew Sullivanson.

Wong: “Call the doctor, quick!”
Wang: “Is there a Vodaphone™ touch tone, blew-tooth®, hands-free, Voice over I Pee© Dictaphone nearby?”

What, me worry? said...

Wong wears the latest in maternity man-burkas.

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

“Dear 72 Virgins Magazine, As a deceased gay houri gesha virgin and frequent reader, I never really thought that those letters you print were real. That is, until the other day when walking with my friend, an impregnated deceased gay houri gesha virgin, passed al-Zaqawi’s tent in Paradise…”


Confucius say: Gay men seeking higher plane should use ladder on left.

The case of the missing decimal point: 2.2 of al-Zarqawi’s 7.2 virgins plan a visit.

Submariner said...

My gawd! Wang. How happy to see Wong are you?

Submariner said...

It would appear that "The Self Guide to Scrotal-Inflation" may have been a bit mistranslated in the Korean edition...

Bubbalove said...

Mr Wong! What will you and Ms. Wang name these huge twins?
'Uh...Sum Ting Wong and Mi Wang.'
And how will you afford to raise them?
'We'll start off selling sonogram copies by announcing "Come see if Sum Ting Wong's with Mi Wang!"

or

It would seem that General Tso has something more than chicken in the oven!

or

Ms. Fok Yu was eternally sorry for getting wasted on saki and sharing an intimate moment with that giant hairy man from the Himalayas.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Best.HotDog-Eating-Contest.Ever.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Xan, don't you think all velification word on caption page sound rike good name for our baby?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The aspiring, Chinese Michael Moore.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The aspiring, Chinese Arec Bardwin.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought bubble for hubby:
"F-cking rhino horns... F-cking tiger urine..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Why you speak wit' stupid steleotype accent?... When you say you skip peliod, I have no idea!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"If you only do what Vodaphone player do, we no be in dis mess."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Submaliner, prease to enrighten me... What you do with my daughter on plom night?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We go talk to Hank about dat Bobby Hill."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Is not my fault... I eat Chinese food, and half our later I hungry again!"

Submariner said...

To the question "What is developing?" Wong responded "Nothing Yeti, I hope."

Wang was not comforted.

Submariner said...

Rodney said "How's about I leave the Dill in only 'til the swelling goes down..." and you BOUGHT THAT?!?