Wednesday, June 14, 2006

That's a Mouthful


1. "You had me at hello," Andrew Sullivan told his new friend.

2. "Should have warned you, guy. Senator Clinton is a little sensitive about her weight issue."

3. Now I remember where I've seen that look before. Lt. Zander Barcalow in Starship Troopers when the Brainbug was sucking out the contents of his cranium.

4. "Eh, mate, that ain't how you play a didgeridoo."

5. "On second thought, I'll take the frontal lobotomy."

6. "Bad news, guy. That wasn't Courtney Love's Oxycontin stash, you just bogarted eighty prescription laxative pills."

7. "Opening beer bottles with your tonsils. Oh, I am so-o-o-o-o-o impressed."

8. For once, I really don't want to know what this means in Australian.

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Tommy Chong was a little disappointed by Jerry Lewis's prototype of the Flayvin Bong.

Best of divine miss m
"I'll take 'People I Didn't Think Could Suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch' for $800, Alex."

Best of Kevin Walker
Wow. Ron White must have really needed a scotch.

Best of Submariner
That's no way to kill roaches!

Smelly pirate hooker school; lesson 1, day 1...

Best of Rodney Dill
Australian for : Shaddap

“Ah’m Thorry Deah, Ah’ll puth the toileth Theath down nexth Thime.”

Best of prince of leaves
"You know, Jane, I think it's time we staged an intervention..."

Best of Bubbalove
Year: 2060, The elderly Eric Cartman grosses out the nursing home staff by repeatedly urping and swallowing the power supply module that the Visitors forgot to remove.

Best of Dusty
A fairly typical democrat reaction to any GOOD news coming out of Iraq.

Best of champaignken
Don't brown cylindrical things usually come out the other end?

Best of What, me worry?
“Jerry’s Kids” made an impression on Mr. Lewis – bad table manners being one of the most noticeable.

Best of curly
This should enamor the French to Jerry even more.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Why slippery bar stools are no good.

Oh, NOW I see what the French see... Brilliant!

During the discussion with Submariner, Rodney Dill, and SOTG, Jerry proposes "Hot Babe Thursday" be changed to "Not Babe Thursday".


Hat Tip: Sligo

28 comments:

AM42 said...

Photographic proof that Jerry Lewis does, in fact, suck.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

After strong sales figures posted by Tommy Chong, Jerry was a little disappointed by the engineering prototype of the Flayvin Bong.

divine miss m said...

"I'll take 'People I Didn't Think Could Suck the Chrome off a Trailer Hitch' for $800, Alex."

jeff said...

It was cylindrical and brown - at 80 years of age is it any surprise Jerry thought it was a cigar?

Kevin Walker said...

Wow. Ron White must have really needed a scotch.

sonicfrog said...

A resent graduate of the E. M. Kennedy School of Beverage Consumption.

divine miss m said...

Daddy warned me about this when I was little: a face so scary he couldn't show it to me or I'd have to sleep with the light on 'till I was married.

Submariner said...

Da-amn, al'Gore has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

That's no way to kill roaches!

Submariner said...

No, don't tell me. (I'm good at charades...) uhhhh;
"Deep Throat?"

Submariner said...

Practicing to be "Open over here!" for Kobe...

Submariner said...

Smelly pirate hooker school; lesson 1, day 1...

Submariner said...

No, don't tell me. (I'm good at charades...) uhhhh let's see, too much expression for Boxer, not angry enough for McKinney...
"Barbara Mikulski?"

Submariner said...

Does he, or doesn't he? Only a hairdesser knows for sure...

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for : Shaddap

prince of leaves said...

Onlookers were less disturbed by the brown cylindrical object coming out of Jerry Lewis' mouth than by the thought of how it got all the way in there in the first place.

prince of leaves said...

"You know, Jane, I think it's time we staged an intervention..."

Bubbalove said...

Year: 2060

Yet again, the elderly Eric Cartman grosses out the nursing home staff by repeatedly urping and swallowing the power supply module that the Visitors forgot to remove.

Rodney Dill said...

“Ah’m Thorry Deah, Ah’ll puth the toileth Theath down nexth Thime.”

Dusty said...

A fairly typical democrat reaction to any GOOD news coming out of Iraq.

What, me worry? said...

3AM on day 2 of the Telethon: Jerry accepts a challenge to chew glass for a $1000 donation.

champaignken said...

Don't brown cylindrical things usually come out the other end?

What Jerry Lewis does the other 363 days of the year.

What, me worry? said...

Jerry, drunk as heck but still trying to get a few laughs from his buddies at the bar, does his Monica Lewinsky impression.

What, me worry? said...

“Jerry’s Kids” made an impression on Mr. Lewis – bad table manners being one of the most noticeable.

curly said...

As Sigmund Freud would say, “oral fixation”.

This should enamor the French to Jerry even more.

♪ 7 bottles of beer on the - hick wall, 7 bottles of beer ♪

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why slippery bar stools are no good.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, NOW I see what the French see... Brilliant!

Son Of The Godfather said...

During the discussion with Submariner, Rodney Dill, and SOTG, Jerry proposes "Hot Babe Thursday" be changed to "Not Babe Thursday".