Friday, June 23, 2006

Soccer Remains Gay

1. "I don't think V the K has realized how sick we are of soccer pics. Stomp on his head a few more times."

2. "Leon, I don't like the way those Anal Glo guys are looking at us."

3. Al Gore pointed to the 200 MPH downdraft as proof of ManBearPig Global Warming.

4. Pedro was the bastard love child of David Schwimmer and Tippy Turtle.

5. "So, Pedro, you file that malpractice suit against the plastic surgeon yet?"

Hat Tip: Franq IBC

9 comments:

Silhouette said...

Close-up of writing on his wrist reveals:

No hands
Kick ball into "goal"
Guys in yellow: your team

Silhouette said...

Close-up of writing on wrist reveals:

Ronaldo: 011-55
21-555-2395

Silhouette said...

The rivalry between the "Lips" of West Oohtovia and the "No Lips" of East Oohtovia was legendary.

The Man said...

The annual YearlyKos soccer game ended up with a 0-0 tie and lots of fingerpointing.

The Man said...

Close-up of writing on his wrist reveals:
Jack is dead

Son Of The Godfather said...

"PEDRO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT'S A SQUADRON OF RABID LAMBS!"

prince of leaves said...

"Relax, Pedro -- this is just how soccer players in my country say 'Hello'..."

prince of leaves said...

Antonio one-ups Luis Garcia's crotch-grab.

Submariner said...

Giuseppe demonstrates the velocity he achieves with his patented "nipple kick."