Friday, June 23, 2006

Soccer Is... What?


1. Ronaldo, the younger years.

2. "Dammit, mom and dad, there's a reason NAMBLA Soccer Camp had the lowest rates."

3. "Well," Billy sighed. "It's still better than being an interning for Barney Frank."

4. "C'mon, you guys. That was our last ball. Help me rip this thing off so we can use it instead."

5. "Gesundheit!"

6. "Man on boy mud wrestling? That's why I love Europe. It's so open-minded."

7. "It's not raining. The painted Mexican dude is just shaking off his armpit sweat."

8. ♪"Hold me closer, tiny dancer..."

9. Midget tossing? Still legal there? Europe, there may be hope for you yet.

10. "You see, Billy, raindrops are the tears God cries when you touch yourself."

Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: CNN

PS. Headline: Ronaldo ties all-time Cup scoring record

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The United States has yet to separate the men from the boys in their quest to attain World Cup status.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Return this picture back to the "Pedo" file.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sure, he was upset with the loss, but did he have to squish that kid's head so hard his eyes popped into his hands?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Daddy! Daddy!... The rain tastes just like the tears of defeat and miserable failure!"

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Please, Suh,

I want some more... More American Football.

Gary said...

At last, a photo with American babes!

Dude, you HAVE to post this pic:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/sp/060506stanleycupnhl;_ylt=AtZqdiHA_F73gpVsnuEjWEBpaP0E;_ylu=X3oDMTBjZmlzODllBHNlYwNzc2lncm91cA--

Submariner said...

Kid at left; "Daddy, is that your Vodafone?"

Submariner said...

Kid in center; "Can you spare any dignity?"


OVW (Obligatory verification word):
shsschtt - pretty much the combined sound of the US soccer fans over there "great skills."

Submariner said...

Kid at right; "F'Shizzle! You guys wouldn't score if the other team left the field."

WALSTIB said...

"Jimmy, Timmy and Jamie, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

David Simon said...

Prom night in Rotterdam.

sonicfrog said...

See kids, this is what it feels like to be LOSERS!!!!

Silhouette said...

Igo shielded his son when the enthusiastic team barber started eyeing the kids and muttering, "No hippy hair, no hippy hair."

Silhouette said...

Like the hand bell choirs of old, the players each watched the conductor for the signal to depress their child and make them squeak.

sonicfrog said...

Ronaldo, I think I just found a way to quit you...