1. Ronaldo, the younger years.
2. "Dammit, mom and dad, there's a reason NAMBLA Soccer Camp had the lowest rates."
3. "Well," Billy sighed. "It's still better than being an interning for Barney Frank."
4. "C'mon, you guys. That was our last ball. Help me rip this thing off so we can use it instead."
5. "Gesundheit!"
6. "Man on boy mud wrestling? That's why I love Europe. It's so open-minded."
7. "It's not raining. The painted Mexican dude is just shaking off his armpit sweat."
8. ♪"Hold me closer, tiny dancer..." ♪
9. Midget tossing? Still legal there? Europe, there may be hope for you yet.
10. "You see, Billy, raindrops are the tears God cries when you touch yourself."
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: CNN
PS. Headline: Ronaldo ties all-time Cup scoring record
15 comments:
The United States has yet to separate the men from the boys in their quest to attain World Cup status.
Return this picture back to the "Pedo" file.
Sure, he was upset with the loss, but did he have to squish that kid's head so hard his eyes popped into his hands?
"Daddy! Daddy!... The rain tastes just like the tears of defeat and miserable failure!"
Please, Suh,
I want some more... More American Football.
At last, a photo with American babes!
Dude, you HAVE to post this pic:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/sp/060506stanleycupnhl;_ylt=AtZqdiHA_F73gpVsnuEjWEBpaP0E;_ylu=X3oDMTBjZmlzODllBHNlYwNzc2lncm91cA--
Kid at left; "Daddy, is that your Vodafone?"
Kid in center; "Can you spare any dignity?"
OVW (Obligatory verification word):
shsschtt - pretty much the combined sound of the US soccer fans over there "great skills."
Kid at right; "F'Shizzle! You guys wouldn't score if the other team left the field."
"Jimmy, Timmy and Jamie, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Prom night in Rotterdam.
See kids, this is what it feels like to be LOSERS!!!!
Igo shielded his son when the enthusiastic team barber started eyeing the kids and muttering, "No hippy hair, no hippy hair."
Like the hand bell choirs of old, the players each watched the conductor for the signal to depress their child and make them squeak.
Ronaldo, I think I just found a way to quit you...
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