Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Soccer Is Gay, III

1. More like, An-GAY-La

2. "Dudes, if we're going to spell out 'Go Anal' you've got to stay in position, as it were..."

3. "I can't believe we got tossed out of the Pride Parade for being insufficiently deviant."

4. "I still wish we could have just worn chiffon and a tasteful string of faux-pearls."

5. "According to Mr. Cruise, Scientology bachelor parties are traditionally all-male and clothing optional."

6. Angola: African for Fabulous.

7. "Wherever there is body paint, wherever there are noisemakers, wherever men coordinate their capes with boxer shorts, you will find... the three amigos."

8. "The capes and Anal beads from YearlyDish are way better than those hats we got at YearlyKos."

9. P-FLAG made sure the funeral of Fred Phelps was a festive and unforgettable occasion.

10. Completely OT, but, have you seen the urinals at Andrew Sullivan's place.

Best of Rodney Dill
So drunk they couldn't spell "A GOAL" correctly

Brokeback Superheroes

Best of Submariner
The "Fighting Lobsters" added black to their uniforms to make themselves more fear-inspiring.
Didn't work.

Best of The Man
Al Gore arrives to tens of fans

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Angola trots out three of the country's four white citizens for a World Cup commercial.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
SOTG, Rodney Dill, and Submariner celebrate the fact that each can make a rectangle with Legos.

Best of sonicfrog
Failed ad campaign # 2: "Soccer. It's more exciting than a spelling bee!!!"

Best of Submariner
Mo, Larry, CHEESE!

Though die-hards, the last 3 Flames fans eventually had to admit the season was over and went home.

Best of prince of leaves
The Three Falsettos weren't as popular as the Three Tenors.

Best of curly
Fans from Angola cheer Ronaldo on.

Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: Sports Illustrated's Soccer Freak Essay. (Fair Use, you Time-Warner Pig-Dogs!)

30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

So drunk they couldn't spell
A GOAL
correctly

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Superheroes

Submariner said...

The "Fighting Lobsters" added black to their uniforms to make themselves more fear-inspiring.

Didn't work.

jeff said...

Their bellies say "Angola"
Their flags say "Germany"
They say, "we're gay!"

The Man said...

Al Gore arrives to tens of fans

The Man said...

Isn't this racist: going red, yelllow and black face?

Jonathan said...

Angola trots out three of the country's four white citizens for a World Cup commercial.

Submariner said...

Funny, they don't look like they're wearing sweaters... As for me? I prefer a fisherman's knit.

Submariner said...

V.? SOTG? Rodney?
Your dates for the prom are here, boys.

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG, Rodney Dill, and Submariner celebrate the fact that each can make a rectangle with Legos.

Son Of The Godfather said...

AN-GO-LA?... Are they trying to tell Ann to go to Louisianna?

Son Of The Godfather said...

They thought arriving in complete blackface would be offensive, so they completed the disguises with ketchup and mustard from the snack shack.

SO I've had a few beers... cut me some slack! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is... Is "GO"s right hand in "AN"'s ass crack?!?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Next time, "AN" and "GO" would not be so quick to accept "LA" claiming to know what "vertical" means.

sonicfrog said...

Failed ad campaign # 2:

"Soccer. It's more exciting than a spelling bee!!!"

Submariner said...

Mo, Larry, CHEESE!

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, only LA remembered to wear the foil-lined jester's cap. AN and GO soon fell to the Rovian mind control beam and decided to go hunting instead.

Submariner said...

Though die-hards, the last 3 Flames fans eventually had to admit the season was over and went home.

Submariner said...

Anyone wanna take a guess how ticked they're gonna be tomorrow when they realize they used Sharpies®?

Submariner said...

AN and GO were allowed to enter Lileks, but LA was rejected - "Horizontal facial stripes? Are you mad?"

Submariner said...

We are womyn, hear us roar...

Rodney Dill said...

Bears fans are happy to hear they'll have Brett Favre to kick around one more year.

prince of leaves said...

"Sie können sich über unseren roten angolischen Boxerhose und Gesichtmalerei lustig machen, aber sie können unseren FREIIIHEIIIT niemals wegnehmen!!!"

prince of leaves said...

The Three Falsettos weren't as popular as the Three Tenors.

curly said...

How many white Angolians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All three of them!

curly said...

AL GORE: A-HOLE

curly said...

Fans from Angola cheer Ronaldo on.

Submariner said...

TASTES GREAT!!

Submariner said...

The Angolan team were affectionately known as "the Nads."
Loud cheers rang out from the supporting crowd - "GO Nads! GO Nads!"
The response from the opposition was boisterous and swift - "NO Nads! NO Nads!"
ESPN was in a quandry - what do they do with the audio feed?

Senor Cheeseburger said...

For a totally sweet and/or bitchin ass analysis of Soccer and how much if friggin sucks balls you should check out www.supersexypictures.blogspot.com

It's pretty solid