1. ORA"Master Blaster Runs Bartertown!" 2. Sylvester Stallone's MiniMe prepares to snap the neck of another unsuspecting victim.
3. Rob Reiner and his highly unusual colostomy bag.
4. Just to be safe, it's lined with tinfoil.
5. In West Hollywood, the hankie code has gotten ridiculously complex. This man is seeking someone to perform autoerotic asphyxiation on him while dressed as Sylvester Stallone.
Best of Van Helsing
Michael Moore's skull is crushed by a patriotic demon conjured by his own guilty conscience.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah, I see her... top row, green-flower bikini top... Dang, nice ta-ta's!"
ORA: Wayland Flowers and Madman?
Relatively new to the Witness Protection Program, Fat Tony was not familiar with the word "inconspicuous".
There are symbiotes far stranger than the Goa'uld.
Best of Submariner
Looking at the shape of the grin, methinks that he molests his hat from the side in private...
Best of Silhouette
Misunderstanding the hat requirements for his first Shriner's meeting, Bob comes to the Temple wearing a Pez.
Best of Rodney Dill
At last someone gets Zaphod Beeblebrox
It was the penis tongue puppet that really completed the ensemble.
Best of jeff
Paul Verhoerven follows up on his smash hit "Starship Troopers" with "The Puppet Masters."
Best of Occasional Reader
ORA: "Start the reactor. Free Mars."
Best of bubbalove
After years of careful cutting, pruning and shaping, Leroy finally has his skull tumor tricked out enough to allow a visit to the outside world.
Best of curly
A guy walks into the bar with a Rambo hat on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey where'd you get that?" The Rambo hat says, "It started as a small bump on my butt..."
Rambo's hemorrhoid looked just like Michael Moore.
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: Sourts Illustrated Soccer Freaks PhotoEssay
35 comments:
I thought aliens always popped out of your chest.
With fans like this, no wonder Team USA sucks.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on patriotic steroids.
Any questions?
"Hey Earl, look at that guy up there with his face painted all green... What an idiot!"
Michael Moore's skull is crushed by a patriotic demon conjured by his own guilty conscience.
"Yeah, I see her... top row, green-flower bikini top... Dang, nice ta-ta's!"
ORA:
Wayland Flowers and Madman?
Relatively new to the Witness Protection Program, Fat Tony was not familiar with the word "inconspicuous".
DRUDGE BREAKING:
Rob Reiner felled by patriotic pimple!
Developing...
Apparently, there's also a Very Special Olympics as well.
We call this photo "Mushroom Cloud Over Mecca"
There are symbiotes far stranger than the Goa'uld.
Jingoistic Jerry always has something patriotic on his mind.
This Fall on FOX
♪ "One waves the flag, the other's a wuss
The first is for kickin' ass, the second's a puss...
But they're cousins... Siamese cousins..." ♪
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Mike al'More skull-f**ked by a much more real patriot.
Developing...
Mornin' SOTG. Wayland Flowers? That's going to the archives - oh yeah! heh heh
When we get back to the Holiday Inn, would you kick my balls like that?
Looking at the shape of the grin, methinks that he molests his hat from the side in private...
Andrew always enjoyed dressing as Rambo and dogging Mike al'Moore at sporting events.
Jerry always stood head and shoulders above the rest.
Mornin' Sub ol' buddy!
Mike al'Moore, realizing that anti-American charges are cutting into his box office receipts, attempts to look like a patriot. However, he cannot resist showing his actual position on the US; he carefully arranges nearly all flags upside down.
uhhhhhhh, which one is the "dummy?"
"Eh, Maude says he's a nice fellar but I've always thought he was two-faced."
Misunderstanding the hat requirements for his first Shriner's meeting, Bob comes to the Temple wearing a Pez.
ROCKY VII--Even as his older, fatter, slower, whiter opponent severed Rocky's upper torso from his abdomen and placed his gory remains on his head, Rocky was hear whispering the phrase "Ain't no mo' sequels! Ain't no mo' sequels!"
At last someone gets Zaphod Beeblebrox
Paul Verhoerven follows up on his smash hit "Starship Troopers" with "The Puppet Masters."
It was the penis tongue puppet that really completed the ensemble.
"...but if I put her on my head I'd be a viking."
ORA: "Start the reactor. Free Mars."
ORA:
I don't care what Jodie Foster said; I saw her and she fell straight through that spinning gyroscope thingamajig...
After years of careful cutting, pruning and shaping, Leroy finally has his skull tumor tricked out enough to allow a visit to the outside world.
ORA:
Oh, look mommy. There's an airplane over'ead!
Submariner, did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? ;-)
A guy walks into the bar with a Rambo hat on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey where'd you get that?" The Rambo hat says, "It started as a small bump on my butt..."
Rambo's hemorrhoid looked just like Michael Moore.
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