1. ORA"Master Blaster Runs Bartertown!"
2. Sylvester Stallone's MiniMe prepares to snap the neck of another unsuspecting victim.
3. Rob Reiner and his highly unusual colostomy bag.
4. Just to be safe, it's lined with tinfoil.
5. In West Hollywood, the hankie code has gotten ridiculously complex. This man is seeking someone to perform autoerotic asphyxiation on him while dressed as Sylvester Stallone.
Best of Van Helsing
Michael Moore's skull is crushed by a patriotic demon conjured by his own guilty conscience.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yeah, I see her... top row, green-flower bikini top... Dang, nice ta-ta's!"
ORA: Wayland Flowers and Madman?
Relatively new to the Witness Protection Program, Fat Tony was not familiar with the word "inconspicuous".
There are symbiotes far stranger than the Goa'uld.
Best of Submariner
Looking at the shape of the grin, methinks that he molests his hat from the side in private...
Best of Silhouette
Misunderstanding the hat requirements for his first Shriner's meeting, Bob comes to the Temple wearing a Pez.
Best of Rodney Dill
At last someone gets Zaphod Beeblebrox
It was the penis tongue puppet that really completed the ensemble.
Best of jeff
Paul Verhoerven follows up on his smash hit "Starship Troopers" with "The Puppet Masters."
Best of Occasional Reader
ORA: "Start the reactor. Free Mars."
Best of bubbalove
After years of careful cutting, pruning and shaping, Leroy finally has his skull tumor tricked out enough to allow a visit to the outside world.
Best of curly
A guy walks into the bar with a Rambo hat on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey where'd you get that?" The Rambo hat says, "It started as a small bump on my butt..."
Rambo's hemorrhoid looked just like Michael Moore.
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: Sourts Illustrated Soccer Freaks PhotoEssay