Thursday, June 15, 2006

Lara Croft: Womb Raider

1. "Oh, yeah round eyes. They're real. They're spectacular. And I suckle off them three times a day."

2. Albert Einstein had two words to say about his reincarnation. "Hot" and "Damn."

3. "No, I'm not 'possessed.' You'd spin your head completely around too if you saw a breast the size of your head."

4. Baby's first mohawk.

5. "Strained peas served smeared over the breasts of Angelina Jolie. I am so glad my dad is the Sultan of Brunei."

6. "Hey now! Can you say, 'Open the pod bay doors, Hal!'"

7. "Whaddya mean I got to share 'em with Brad Pitt?"

8. Demi Moore is so-o-o-o-o-o-o jealous.

Yeah, I know it's a little light on the T&A, but you should see the sick picture The Man wanted me to post.

Best of Cybrludite
(ORA)I dunno about Hollyweird's casting picks combined with all the remakes they're doing. These are some damn weird choices for Iris Steensma and Travis Bickle...

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm here and you're not! NYAAHH!"

DRUDGEBREAKING: Apparently Angelina Jolie can hold her Licker.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Jolie's kid learns "Wasssssssssuuupppppp!" from his old man.

Best of David Simon
"Arghhh! Mom, next time let a damn barber do it."

"Uh honey, when I asked you to bring me something back from Namibia, I was hoping for native crafts."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'd do her, but I wouldn't want to be known as "SOTGolina".

"Dat's a-spicey nipple!"

"So, Xanchi, I'll be your new babysitter... Can you tell me which drawer your mom keeps her undergarments in?... How 'bout letting me know where the hamper is?..."

Best of Silhouette
Brad began to suspect that maybe Angelina and Mr. T weren't "just" friends.

Best of The Man and Rodeny Dill Combined
Got MILF?

Best of sonicfrog
Sooooo, though both parents of the child wished to keep their identities a secret, thanks to his penchant for showing off his long tongue, squeezing the boobs of strange women, and spitting up blood, we now know the child's real father is... Gene Simmons!

Best of What, me worry?
With lips like those, I'm sure she could show Jerry Lewis a thing or two about hiding tubular objects your oral cavity.

Best of Submariner
She wanted us to "match." Wanna guess where she has a patch she shaves like this?

Raus: Stern

27 comments:

Cybrludite said...

(ORA)I dunno about Hollyweird's casting picks combined with all the remakes they're doing. These are some damn weird choices for Iris Steensma and Travis Bickle...

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm here and you're not! NYAAHH!"

Cybrludite said...

Two random passers-by react to the pic The Man wanted V the K to use for HBT.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Apparently Angelina Jolie can hold her Licker.

Jonathan said...

Jolie's kid learns "Wasssssssssuuupppppp!" from his old man.

Jonathan said...

"Eat your heart out, Billybob!"

Jonathan said...

Hmmmm. Oriental, strong protruding tongue. Are we sure that Joan Chen isn't the father?

David Simon said...

"Arghhh! Mom, next time let a damn barber do it."

David Simon said...

"Uh honey, when I asked you to bring me something back from Namibia, I was hoping for native crafts."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd do her, but I wouldn't want to be known as "SOTGolina".

Silhouette said...

Brad began to suspect that maybe Angelina and Mr. T weren't "just" friends.

The Man said...

Got Milk?

The Man said...

The Man is a sick bastard.

WALSTIB said...

Twin Peaks: The Early Years

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Sooooo, though both parents of the child wished to keep their identities a secret, thanks to his penchant for showing off his long tongue, squeezing the boobs of strange women, and spitting up blood, we now know the child's real father is...

Gene Simmons!

Rodney Dill said...

Isn't that got MILF?

What, me worry? said...

With lips like those, I'm sure she could show Jerry Lewis a thing or two about hiding tubular objects your oral cavity.

Submariner said...

Actually smart-@$$, I suffer from TMJ lock caused by the babe getting 'aroused' every time I nurse due total absence of other stimulation. I wish like hell that dufus Brad was into her more than himself...

Submariner said...

She wanted us to "match." Wanna guess where she has a patch she shaves like this?

Submariner said...

I don't look like mommy or daddy. I look like the postman...

Something said...

When I told Brad I wanted to share him with a "little Asian something" I figured he'd agree thinking I meant a Geisha...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dat's a-spicey nipple!"

Rodney Dill said...
DRUDGEBREAKING: Apparently Angelina Jolie can hold her Licker.


Nice! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

If I were Jon Voight at this very moment, I'd be thinking about how proud I was of my daughter... and how ashamed I was for what I was thinking about her lips.

"OH!" /Dice

Son Of The Godfather said...

UltiMILF? UberMILF?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, Xanchi, I'll be your new babysitter... Can you tell me which drawer your mom keeps her undergarments in?... How 'bout letting me know where the hamper is?..."

Rodney Dill said...

Angelina with Wi Liki Yu