Thursday, June 29, 2006

Giggity Thursday, Slacker Schoolgirl Edition

1. "Excuse me, sir, could you direct us to the Japanese Businessmen's Convention?"

2. "So, which Clinton are you interning for?"

3. "Am I concerned with Global Jihadist Terrorism? Like ... whatever."

4. "Honey, I just need to get on the internet and do some online spanking... I mean, banking!"

5. I'm sorry, But since I grew up watching Joss Whedon shows like Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Firefly... petite schoolgirls scare the sh*t outta me.

6. "Hey, Tabitha, do you think now that Norm Mineta's gone, they'll change the DOT dress code?"

7. Suddenly, a movie version of The Facts of Life doesn't seem like a bad idea.

8. Whether out on the town, or just lounging in the school cafeteria, you'll look smashing in designer fashions by Scott Ritter.

Best of Van Helsing
Now I get why Slick Willie was in favor of school uniforms.

Best of The Man
VtheK presents: Things not seen at YearlyKos.
#243: A hot chick
#244: Two hot chicks

Bill Clinton agrees with Barak Obama and urges Dems to court Christians... starting with Catholic School Girls.

Best of Divine Miss M
Angus Young called; he wants his stage clothes back.

Best of racerboy
Somewhere, Johnny Weir is cringing over all that plaid.

Best of Cybrludite
iut'ws diufgfgiucult tok tyhp[e swiuth the keysw swtiucok tokfgther...

Best of Submariner
By the number of bills in her thigh-highs, I can tell that Kimmie is a pretty good dancer...

Best of Merovign
Now, THIS is why I'm an infidel!

Best of Adjustah
"Dammit man! I said I want a party filled with LOOKERS!"

20 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Now I get why Slick Willie was in favor of school uniforms.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

VtheK presents: Things not seen at YearlyKos.
#243: A hot chick
#244: Two hot chicks

The Man said...

Rush Limbaugh calls two "character witnesses" to testify on his behalf.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan awoke from his dream aflutter. He rose and thought to himself: "Oh my God, did you see that hideous watch she wore?"

The Man said...

Bill Clinton agrees with Barak Obama and wants Dems to court Christians starting with Catholic School Girls.

jeff said...

Now on VH1's "The 80s" - Fashion Flashbacks.

Submariner said...

Funny; they don't look like pirates...

Submariner said...

Sorry girls, but rules is rules; you're both the wrong color AND sex for entry into Avalon Manor.

divine miss m said...

Angus Young called; he wants his stage clothes back.

racerboy said...

Somewhere, Johnny Weir is cringing over all that plaid.

lawhawk said...

Like pretty kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date

Oh, sorry, I thought this was a song swap site... nevermind...

Just when you thought it was safe to go with school uniforms for school, Kate goes and shows what the class of 2069 has to look forward to.

lawhawk said...

That's Catholic High School Girls In Trouble...

Now where' Big Jim Slade when we need 'em.

Cybrludite said...

iut'ws diufgfgiucult tok tyhp[e swiuth the keysw swtiucok tokfgther...

Submariner said...

We're "performance artists" and we need a volunteer to act as filler between our "two pieces of bread" for our Hot, Naked Man Sandwhich performance. Someone said we could find one at "Caption This." Any takers?

Submariner said...

By the number of bills in her thigh-highs, I can tell that Kimmie is a pretty good dancer...

jeff said...

"Catholic SchoolGirls Gone Wild" - right before the cameras started rolling.

Submariner said...

"Bless me father, then let me sin..."

Merovign said...

No, THIS is why I'm an infidel!

Adjustah said...

"Dammit man! I said I want a party filled with LOOKERS!"