1. When "Put Out or Get Out" goes horribly awry.
2. James Earl Jones takes a walk on the wild side.
3. "Damn you, Eddie Murphy! Damn you to Hell!"
4. Many longtime fans were unhappy with the new Wonder Woman movie.
5. If you've ever chased a schoolbus yelling "Stop that Twinkie!" you might have an eating disorder.
6. Closing in on John Connor, the T-1000 morphs into Cynthia McKinney.
7. "Dang, that Avalon Manor has to be around here somewhere."
8. As the FBI closes in, William Jefferson attempts to flee Incognito.
9. Last known photo of Prough 91.
10. "Darn these heels! I'll never make it to the middle school in time to pound the crap out of Pedro and Leon."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Submariner rates her a "9". heh.
ORA: Reno's Officer Dangle finds a new partner in crimefighting, Officer Delicious.
The morning briefing repeated the warning about speeders, red-light runners, and steroid-enhanced Partridge Family members named "Bonaduci".
What Roger Ebert does with his personal time is of no consequence to us.
Looking for Mr.Goodbar... and Krackle... and Hershey's Plain... and Snickers...
Best of Submariner
Barry Bonds frequently uses his "spring-training outfit" to avoid discussing steroid use charges, and for shopping trips to the mall.
Making fun of boy cops who want to be girl cops who want to be porno stars overcoming their elephatiasis. Nice. Read his/her story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.
Actually sugar, this is was white skirt but I just finished beating the crap out of Leon and Pedro...
Best of Rodney Dill
Marion Barry -- Crack Investigator
Best of Anonymous
Learning he'd been dimed, Al-Zarqawi tried to slip away, but didn't get far in his high heels.
Best of lawhawk
Al, Al Roker, is that you? Damn, you have really let yourself go after Katie left NBC!
Best of David Simon
Here's how the sting operation works: As a driver approaches the red light, Officer Washington lifts up his skirt and yells, "Whoopee! Surprise!" The startled driver runs the red light, and voila; another $100 fattens the city coffers.
After successfully completing her anger management classes, Naomi Campbell is no longer a raving bitch. Unfortunately for her, everyone has to have one vice.
Best of sonicfrog
Here's the real reason Barry Bonds has not been hitting many home runs this year. It's not his advanced age or lack of steriods. These days, he's spending more and more time as "Barrina", working on his butt-swishing, instead of his bat-swinging.
Best of Mr. Right
Ebonia was thrilled to have scored a "9" on the new "Hot or Not" website for trannies.
"Hey, Kobe! I'm so open, it hurts!"
Best of prince of leaves
Officer Tucker decided right away that his new beat was a real drag.
Where the streets have no shame.
Best of curly
Queer Eye for thw SWAT Team
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Congresswoman Corrine Brown (D-FL) demonstrates that Congress needs another pay raise, lest she resort to hooking in order to make ends meet.
Story: Police Officer Dresses In Drag To Catch Red Light Runners
Tip: FranciscoIBC - Discarded Lies