Monday, June 12, 2006

Drag Racing

1. When "Put Out or Get Out" goes horribly awry.

2. James Earl Jones takes a walk on the wild side.

3. "Damn you, Eddie Murphy! Damn you to Hell!"

4. Many longtime fans were unhappy with the new Wonder Woman movie.

5. If you've ever chased a schoolbus yelling "Stop that Twinkie!" you might have an eating disorder.

6. Closing in on John Connor, the T-1000 morphs into Cynthia McKinney.

7. "Dang, that Avalon Manor has to be around here somewhere."

8. As the FBI closes in, William Jefferson attempts to flee Incognito.

9. Last known photo of Prough 91.

10. "Darn these heels! I'll never make it to the middle school in time to pound the crap out of Pedro and Leon."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Submariner rates her a "9". heh.

ORA: Reno's Officer Dangle finds a new partner in crimefighting, Officer Delicious.

The morning briefing repeated the warning about speeders, red-light runners, and steroid-enhanced Partridge Family members named "Bonaduci".

What Roger Ebert does with his personal time is of no consequence to us.

Looking for Mr.Goodbar... and Krackle... and Hershey's Plain... and Snickers...

Best of Submariner
DRUDGEBREAKING
Barry Bonds frequently uses his "spring-training outfit" to avoid discussing steroid use charges, and for shopping trips to the mall.
Developing

Making fun of boy cops who want to be girl cops who want to be porno stars overcoming their elephatiasis. Nice. Read his/her story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.

Actually sugar, this is was white skirt but I just finished beating the crap out of Leon and Pedro...

Best of Rodney Dill
Marion Barry -- Crack Investigator

Best of Anonymous
Learning he'd been dimed, Al-Zarqawi tried to slip away, but didn't get far in his high heels.

Best of lawhawk
Al, Al Roker, is that you? Damn, you have really let yourself go after Katie left NBC!

Best of David Simon
Here's how the sting operation works: As a driver approaches the red light, Officer Washington lifts up his skirt and yells, "Whoopee! Surprise!" The startled driver runs the red light, and voila; another $100 fattens the city coffers.

After successfully completing her anger management classes, Naomi Campbell is no longer a raving bitch. Unfortunately for her, everyone has to have one vice.

Best of sonicfrog
Here's the real reason Barry Bonds has not been hitting many home runs this year. It's not his advanced age or lack of steriods. These days, he's spending more and more time as "Barrina", working on his butt-swishing, instead of his bat-swinging.

Best of Mr. Right
Ebonia was thrilled to have scored a "9" on the new "Hot or Not" website for trannies.

"Hey, Kobe! I'm so open, it hurts!"

Best of prince of leaves
Officer Tucker decided right away that his new beat was a real drag.

Where the streets have no shame.

Best of curly
Queer Eye for thw SWAT Team

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Congresswoman Corrine Brown (D-FL) demonstrates that Congress needs another pay raise, lest she resort to hooking in order to make ends meet.

Story: Police Officer Dresses In Drag To Catch Red Light Runners

Tip: FranciscoIBC - Discarded Lies

49 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

8. As the FBI closes in, William Jefferson attempts to flee Incognito.

Incognito?... I thought he was from Louisiana.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's Deja Cap all over again!:
♪ "Daaaaawn, go away you're too good for meeeee...." ♪

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yo Clarence... It's supposed to be for a traffic sting... What's the dress for?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, I thought Pam Grier looked kinda sexy in Jackie Brown, but she's... "changed".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner rates her a "9".

heh.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Reno's Officer Dangle finds a new partner in crimefighting, Officer Delicious.

Hey, I didn't make up the "Officer Delicious" part, it's in the story!

Son Of The Godfather said...

The morning briefing repeated the warning about speeders, red-light runners, and steroid-enhanced Partridge Family members named "Bonaduci".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Which one of those vehicles belongs to Hugh Grant?

Son Of The Godfather said...

How Stella Lost Her Groove Again

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, where's Gayle King?

Son Of The Godfather said...

What Roger Ebert does with his personal time is of no consequence to us.

Son Of The Godfather said...

VH-1: Behind The Scenes:
Whatever Happened To: Kim "Tootie" Fields

Son Of The Godfather said...

OJ still going to great lengths to find the "real killers".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looking for Mr.Goodbar... and Krackle... and Hershey's Plain... and Snickers...

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Submariner rates her a "9".
heh.



True, true. But that was in response to your claim she was a 'leven.' And we all know the definition of an "11" now, don't we?

>snicker< >snicker< >guffaw<

mornin' SOTG.

Submariner said...

♪Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee™...♪

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING
Barry Bonds frequently uses his "spring-training outfit" to avoid discussing steroid use charges, and for shopping trips to the mall.
Developing

Submariner said...

Oprah's first exercise routine; South Central LA Powerwalking, was only slightly successfull...

Submariner said...

Actually sugar, this is was white skirt but I just finished beating the crap out of Leon and Pedro...

Submariner said...

The opening scene of an LA gang training video on drive by techniques...

Submariner said...

Bobby Byrd remarked, "Giggidy, giggidy; I'd do 'er.
but I wouldn't take off my hood..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rodney Dill searches the streets for the missing "Pedro & Leon" picture captions.

Rodney Dill said...

Marion Barry -- Crack Investigator

Submariner said...

ORA?

"Won't open the doors for ME? They doesn't know who they are messing with!" Rodeo Drive is about to learn the full furry of an Oprah scorned...

Submariner said...

Two white boys wearing nothing but red paint jumped out of an alley and screamed "We are the Fighting Lobsters!" So I ate 'em.

Anonymous said...

Learning he'd been dimed, Al-Zarqawi tried to slip away, but didn't get far in his high heels.

lawhawk said...

Al, Al Roker, is that you? Damn, you have really let yourself go after Katie left NBC!

David Simon said...

Here's how the sting operation works: As a driver approaches the red light, Officer Washington lifts up his skirt and yells, "Whoopee! Surprise!" The startled driver runs the red light, and voila; another $100 fattens the city coffers.

David Simon said...

After successfully completing her anger management classes, Naomi Campbell is no longer a raving bitch. Unfortunately for her, everyone has to have one vice.

David Simon said...

The tables were turned when Officer Washington walked into another sting operation - set up by the fashion police.

sonicfrog said...

Here's the real reason Barry Bonds has not been hitting many home runs this year. It's not his advanced age or lack of steriods. These days, he's spending more and more time as "Barrina", working on his butt-swishing, instead of his bat-swinging.

Jason said...

OJ goes undercover to 'find the real killer'

Mr. Right said...

Ebony was thrilled to have scored a "9" on the new "Hot or Not" website for trannies.

Mr. Right said...

"Hey, Kobe! I'm so open, it hurts!"

Mr. Right said...

Dennis Rodman's post-NBA lifestyle continues to plumb the nightmarish depths of depravity.

Mr. Right said...

Hey! It was the only way he could get Eddie Murphy to take him to the prom, okay!

Mr. Right said...

Q: Why is the inside of this person's skirt like a backyard full of pit bulls?

A: You can look around all you like, but there ain't a single p***y in sight!

sonicfrog said...

Shouldn't he / she be hanging out in the red light district catching Johns for soliciting prostitutes, instead of hanging out on a corner ticketing John for running red lights?

prince of leaves said...

Officer Tucker decided right away that his new beat was a real drag.

prince of leaves said...

Where the streets have no shame.

What, me worry? said...

"You bring the 6; I've got the 9!"

Dressed to the nines, ghetto-transvestite style.

In putting Officer Harry on the street in drag, the cops new they’d get a twofer: soliciting and driving while intoxicated.

Submariner said...

Nothin to see here folks, just on my way for a, watchamacallit, a, uh, sting, yeah, a sting down at the Blue Oyster. Please drive on...

curly said...

"Laugh all you want...At least I ain't wearin' no ghetto iPod like Tyrone do. Tyrone need to get his ass out here iffin he wants to get hooked up!"

What, me worry? said...

"Nine miles an hour! There must be some really fugly b¶tchξs at home if the entire rush hour is screeching to a crawl to see Officer Harry shake his sorry ass!"

“$9.00? That’s a little steep for what you’ve got to offer!”

curly said...

“Curly -- you freak! Change the channel! What is your obsession with this transvestite crap on Channel 9?”

curly said...

Queer Eye for thw SWAT Team

Submariner said...

Oh that Allen Funt! We kept a tally ticker on what drivers offered "Officer Delicious" for a piece of action. This was the day's high - 9 centavos.

Submariner said...

Making fun of boy cops who want to be girl cops who want to be porno stars overcoming their elephatiasis. Nice. Read his/her story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.

Jonathan said...

Congresswoman Corrine Brown (D-FL) demonstrates that Congress needs another pay raise, lest she resort to hooking in order to make ends meet.