Monday, June 26, 2006

Doin' the Dog

1. "Dammit, Rex, I wish I knew how to quit you."

2. "Rammit Ranrew, Ri Rish Ri Rew Row Ro Rit Rou."

3. "Oh, Rex, as soon as I saw you kissing the bride at that WASP wedding, I knew you were the only one for me."

4. "It was awful, Rex. Some guy named Ronaldo kept hitting on me, then this other guy grabbed my jewels, and there was a painted Mexican, and three Angolan homos, and a guy with Rambo on his head, and then we lost to Ghana. It just feels to be back at home in the pool, making out with my best friend."

5. "Is that a Christmas tree light in your groin or are you just happy to see me?"

6. "Rex, Do you renounce all the forces of evil, do you renounce the devil and all his empty promises?”

7. "Who the hell does Rick Santorum think he is, anyway?"

8. "Wouldn't you know, my first day as a Hollywood call-boy, and I get stuck with Janeane Garofalo."

9. "Careful, babe, or someone's gonna drown in those eyes of yours."

10. "But eventually, the money disappeared in a haze of drugs and partying, and Air Bud was reduced to making pr0n, just to make ends meet..." - Air Bud: The E True Hollywood Story.

Best of catbat
They always argued about who would be the bitch.

Best of Rodney Dill
Whaddy mean you like to watch dog-cat hot Lesbo action? You must be one of those Jerry Springer Spaniels.

I'm sorry Buddy cheated on you, but hey, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Best of tuffbeingright
Rover knew it couldn't last but gave in anyway. After all, he had 9 puppies at home he had to support and get through obedience school, and he had only just started making contributions to their 529 plan.

Best of divine miss m
Life's lesson #735: if you ever ask a genie for a hot dumb blonde naked in the pool, be specific.

"Have you heard? My cousin Dan's taken up with a golden retriever!"
"Male or female?"
"Why, female, of course. There's nothing queer about ol' Dan."

Best of Van Helsing
The honeymoon gets underway after another Massachusetts marriage.

Best of nevergrewup
"Whata ya say we get out of this pool and smell each others asses."

Best of Silhouette
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Best of Submariner
ORA: In the final episode, Capt. Steve Burton and an un-named extra finally meet their tragic end when a giant flushes.

"When Harry Met Sal" was a concept film whose time had come.

Best of attmay
This is why Disney suppressed the director's cut of The Shaggy Dog for so many years.

Rat Rip: Rubmariner
Rource: Roffice Rirates.

22 comments:

catbat said...

they always argued about who would be the bitch.

Rodney Dill said...

Whaddy mean you like to watch dog-cat hot Lesbo action? You must be one of those Jerry Springer Spaniels.

Rodney Dill said...

I'm sorry Buddy cheated on you, but hey, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. (ORA-maybe)

tuffbeingright said...

"You know Fifi, I had heard that you French girls don't shave like American girls do - but I dunno. It still seems a little wierd to me."

Having died valiantly for Allah, Johnny Jihad gets to taste the first of his 72 virgins in paradise.

Rover knew it couldn't last but gave in anyway. After all, he had 9 puppies at home he had to support and get through obedience school, and he had only just started making contributions to their 529 plan.

Rodney Dill said...

Yo Rinny!

divine miss m said...

Life's lesson #735: if you ever ask a genie for a hot dumb blonde naked in the pool, be specific.

Van Helsing said...

The honeymoon gets underway after another Massachusetts marriage.

CJ said...

"Why you always gotta be such a bitch?"

nevergrewup said...

"Whata ya say we get out of this pool and smell each others asses."

divine miss m said...

"Have you heard? My cousin Dan's taken up with a golden retriever!"

"Male or female?"

"Why, female, of course. There's nothing queer about ol' Dan."

Silhouette said...

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Lyn said...

No, no. Just show me your dog paddle.

T. Harris said...

'Good grief, how in the hell did I get stuck with such a loser for an owner? Stupid son of a bitch thinks a dog needs swimming lessons. HELLO, I'm a Labrador frickin' RETRIEVER!'

Submariner said...

SPLASH! Out-takes reel...

Submariner said...

Uh, Lassie? You're supposed to have told someone else that I fell in the well.

Submariner said...

Look, Lady, we both knew that Beethoven slobbered a lot when you started humping him...

Submariner said...

ORA:

In the final episode, Capt. Steve Burton and an un-named extra finally meet their tragic end when a giant flushes.

Submariner said...

"When Harry Met Sal" was a concept film whose time had come.

Or not.

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
"Wouldn't you know, my first day as a Hollywood call-boy, and I get stuck with Janeane Garofalo."


Best watch your behind, buddy; PETA and the ASPCA have both sworn out slander warrants on you on behalf of the retriever. heh heh

Submariner said...

"Rat Rip" Sounds like a recreational activity for a Golden...

attmay said...

This is why Disney suppressed the director's cut of The Shaggy Dog for so many years.

Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
Yo Rinny!


Thanks for the C&C flashback memories. Great routine, wasn't it?