1. "Dammit, Rex, I wish I knew how to quit you."
2. "Rammit Ranrew, Ri Rish Ri Rew Row Ro Rit Rou."
3. "Oh, Rex, as soon as I saw you kissing the bride at that WASP wedding, I knew you were the only one for me."
4. "It was awful, Rex. Some guy named Ronaldo kept hitting on me, then this other guy grabbed my jewels, and there was a painted Mexican, and three Angolan homos, and a guy with Rambo on his head, and then we lost to Ghana. It just feels to be back at home in the pool, making out with my best friend."
5. "Is that a Christmas tree light in your groin or are you just happy to see me?"
6. "Rex, Do you renounce all the forces of evil, do you renounce the devil and all his empty promises?”
7. "Who the hell does Rick Santorum think he is, anyway?"
8. "Wouldn't you know, my first day as a Hollywood call-boy, and I get stuck with Janeane Garofalo."
9. "Careful, babe, or someone's gonna drown in those eyes of yours."
10. "But eventually, the money disappeared in a haze of drugs and partying, and Air Bud was reduced to making pr0n, just to make ends meet..." - Air Bud: The E True Hollywood Story.
Best of catbat
They always argued about who would be the bitch.
Best of Rodney Dill
Whaddy mean you like to watch dog-cat hot Lesbo action? You must be one of those Jerry Springer Spaniels.
I'm sorry Buddy cheated on you, but hey, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Best of tuffbeingright
Rover knew it couldn't last but gave in anyway. After all, he had 9 puppies at home he had to support and get through obedience school, and he had only just started making contributions to their 529 plan.
Best of divine miss m
Life's lesson #735: if you ever ask a genie for a hot dumb blonde naked in the pool, be specific.
"Have you heard? My cousin Dan's taken up with a golden retriever!"
"Male or female?"
"Why, female, of course. There's nothing queer about ol' Dan."
Best of Van Helsing
The honeymoon gets underway after another Massachusetts marriage.
Best of nevergrewup
"Whata ya say we get out of this pool and smell each others asses."
Best of Silhouette
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Best of Submariner
ORA: In the final episode, Capt. Steve Burton and an un-named extra finally meet their tragic end when a giant flushes.
"When Harry Met Sal" was a concept film whose time had come.
Best of attmay
This is why Disney suppressed the director's cut of The Shaggy Dog for so many years.
Rat Rip: Rubmariner
Rource: Roffice Rirates.