1. "C'mon, smell it. You'll never guess where it's been."
2. "Is Mitch Pileggi still staring at my ass?" "'Fraid So."
3. "I don't know, that one Angola guy looks kinda hot, but he's no painted Mexican."
4. The two smelly pirate hookers rolled Captain America, left him tied up in the hotel, and went out to enjoy a lovely afternoon of soccer.
5. "You divorced your husband for that? Hell, I caught Alec doing much worse, and that was with livestock." Kim Basinger reminisces.
6. Despite the horrible accident at the lumber mill, Ashlynne bravely continued making peace signs.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hooray for the Red, White, and Giggidy!
"Show as much cleavage as you want, Janice... All us Republicans eventually end up in heaven anyway."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I think we scored a touchdown, now its the end of the inning."
Best of Submariner
No silly; you have to use both your both index finger AND your thumb to carry her like a six-pack...
Y'know, Daphne, after watching our boys fail to score, I'm thinking about making a "run for the border" myself...
Best of The Man
Team USA could not score against even these chicks.
Best of curly
"World cup?" "No, just C's!"
“To get the attention of a guy, do you prefer the submissive Vodafone technique or the more sadistic T-Mobile gear grab?”
“That Mexican Felipe can jump my border anytime!”
Best of andthenblammo!
This picture, and this picture alone, caused an additional 50,000 illegal aliens to crash our southern borders last night. Way to help out, Time Warner!
Best of David Simon
"Not even close, sweetie. I've been ridden by Ron Jeremy and Jeff Stryker. Guess again how many fingers will fit inside me."
"Hey Cheney, how the hell can you be falling asleep?"
"What gives, Andrew? I've never seen you get so upset at the flag being improperly displayed."
Best of sonicfrog
"Counterpoint: Soccer Is Not Gay?" Oh please. They're Lesbians!!!
Best of Van Helsing
I knew there had to be Americans out there somewhere who really care who wins a soccer game.
Best of Steve
In America... first, you get dee money.
Den you get dee POWER!
Den...you get the WOMEN, and you don't give a crap about soccer.
Best of lawhawk
1 - the total number of goals scored by the USA in the entire tournament!
1 - the total number points scored by the USA in the World Cup this year.
Not so clean:
Those world cups runneth over.
I'll have what she's having.
Maybe Team USA would have done better had they seen my world cups instead of the flag.
Source: Sports Illustrated's Soccer Freak Essay. (Fair Use, you Time-Warner Pig-Dogs!)