1. "C'mon, smell it. You'll never guess where it's been." 2. "Is Mitch Pileggi still staring at my ass?" "'Fraid So."
3. "I don't know, that one Angola guy looks kinda hot, but he's no painted Mexican."
4. The two smelly pirate hookers rolled Captain America, left him tied up in the hotel, and went out to enjoy a lovely afternoon of soccer.
5. "You divorced your husband for that? Hell, I caught Alec doing much worse, and that was with livestock." Kim Basinger reminisces.
6. Despite the horrible accident at the lumber mill, Ashlynne bravely continued making peace signs.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hooray for the Red, White, and Giggidy!
"Show as much cleavage as you want, Janice... All us Republicans eventually end up in heaven anyway."
Best of Rodney Dill
"I think we scored a touchdown, now its the end of the inning."
Best of Submariner
No silly; you have to use both your both index finger AND your thumb to carry her like a six-pack...
Y'know, Daphne, after watching our boys fail to score, I'm thinking about making a "run for the border" myself...
Best of The Man
Team USA could not score against even these chicks.
Best of curly
"World cup?" "No, just C's!"
“To get the attention of a guy, do you prefer the submissive Vodafone technique or the more sadistic T-Mobile gear grab?”
“That Mexican Felipe can jump my border anytime!”
Best of andthenblammo!
This picture, and this picture alone, caused an additional 50,000 illegal aliens to crash our southern borders last night. Way to help out, Time Warner!
Best of David Simon
"Not even close, sweetie. I've been ridden by Ron Jeremy and Jeff Stryker. Guess again how many fingers will fit inside me."
"Hey Cheney, how the hell can you be falling asleep?"
"What gives, Andrew? I've never seen you get so upset at the flag being improperly displayed."
Best of sonicfrog
"Counterpoint: Soccer Is Not Gay?" Oh please. They're Lesbians!!!
Best of Van Helsing
I knew there had to be Americans out there somewhere who really care who wins a soccer game.
Best of Steve
In America... first, you get dee money.
Den you get dee POWER!
Den...you get the WOMEN, and you don't give a crap about soccer.
Best of lawhawk
Clean:
1 - the total number of goals scored by the USA in the entire tournament!
1 - the total number points scored by the USA in the World Cup this year.
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Not so clean:
Those world cups runneth over.
I'll have what she's having.
Maybe Team USA would have done better had they seen my world cups instead of the flag.
Source: Sports Illustrated's Soccer Freak Essay. (Fair Use, you Time-Warner Pig-Dogs!)
37 comments:
Staring at her rockets, my bombs are bursting in air.
American Pies
"I dunno, Sarah, that SOTG is kinda creepy... hangin' around that caption site, waiting for the next picture... Give me ONE good reason I should go out with him... Just ONE."
*crickets*
There are laws prohobiting the wearing of the U.S. flag... It is seen as disrespectful. Here we have the best case for diplomatic immunity from those laws.
They certainly have me flying at half mast (and climbing).
"One foot-long over here please"
"Now if V the K sticks to his pattern, there'll be a real anti-Hot-Babe-Thursday pic posted right up there soon."
Hooray for the Red, White, and Giggidy!
Betsy Ross and her sister dressed in their "F"-me flags.
How can ANY (heterosexual) man look at this picture and not be for bush?
When Markos Zuniga's naked pic is flashed on the Jumbotron, Sarah confirms a length of 1 millimeter. Markos claims "shrinkage".
ORA:
"CJ, the next time you go running, try lifting only ONE foot at a time!" ;)
"Show as much cleavage as you want, Janice... All us Republicans eventually end up in heaven anyway."
Only one of those two players that are stuck together over here.
"I think we scored a touchdown, now its the end of the inning."
"Sorry boys, I only do 1 at a time." AN, GO and LA were heartbroken...
Let me tell you, despite my years of service, I've never felt this patriotic. I just want to go hoist the flag. Really.
No, Bailey, I need to adjust both of them or you'll look "unbalanced..."
Yeah, girls; the flag should be displayed on a pole, and I can help you. I'm just sayin'...
No silly; you have to use both your both index finger AND your thumb to carry her like a six-pack...
Team USA could not score against even these chicks.
"World cup?"
"No. C cup!"
This picture, and this picture alone, caused an additional 50,000 illegal aliens to crash our southern borders last night. Way to help out, Time Warner!
Inspired by Submariner:
"Not even close, sweetie. I've been ridden by Ron Jeremy and Jeff Stryker. Guess again how many fingers will fit inside me."
"Hey Cheney, how the hell can you be falling asleep?"
"What gives, Andrew? I've never seen you get so upset at the flag being improperly displayed."
V the K wrote: " Counterpoint: Soccer Is Not Gay"
I respond: Oh please. They're Lesbians!!!
“To get the attention of a guy, do you prefer the submissive Vodafone technique or the more sadistic T-Mobile gear grab?”
“That Mexican Felipe can jump my border anytime!”
Y'know, Daphne, after watching our boys fail to score, I'm thinking about making a "run for the border" myself...
Son Of The Godfather said...
How can ANY (heterosexual) man look at this picture and not be for bush?
They shave?
The two blondes have a good laugh when discussing the probable impact of their boob jobs’ on the results of any penile plethysmograph tests on the three Angola fans.
Despite a disappointing loss to Ghana, a US soccer fan keeps up her good cheer by reminding the opposing side of the US ranking in size of economy, number of Nobel science laureates, military power, space travel...
I effin' love THURSDAY!
(No caption, I just effin' LOVE THURSDAY!)
I knew there had to be Americans out there somewhere who really care who wins a soccer game.
In America... first, you get dee money.
Den you get dee POWER!
Den...you get the WOMEN, and you don't give a crap about soccer.
Steve O
Clean:
1 - the total number of goals scored by the USA in the entire tournament!
1 - the total number points scored by the USA in the World Cup this year.
---
Not so clean:
Those world cups runneth over.
I'll have what she's having.
Maybe Team USA would have done better had they seen my world cups instead of the flag.
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