1. The Fighting Vodaphones were famous for their "come from behind" victories.
2. I always thought the reason Americans didn't like soccer was because it was so frackin' gay.
3. "Oh, yeah, take it, bitch. Take it real deep, bitch. I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW."
4. Obviously, neither one is a goalie, since only goalies are allowed to touch balls with their hands.
5. It started out in locker rooms, then rest areas, then public rest rooms, but eventually, their obssession with public sex required an entire stadium of onlookers to be satiated.
6. Is this what Andrew Sullivan means when he says "gob-smacking?"
7. ORA: "I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star."
8. Todd's binge drinking and Ronaldo's urophilia complemented each other nicely.
9. "Another snakebite? Oh, Senor, you are the unluckiest man I know."
10. "Hey, what do you say later, we go pound the crap into Pedro and Leon."
Best of Rodney Dill
"It's Ronaldo, you call me Maurice one more time and I'm biting it off."
"Oh Bugger." "Later, Darling"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
♪ "Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!..." ♪
Who knew about Tommy Smothers' sordid past?
Liberals often try to push the homosexual agenda in subtle, unnoticeable ways.
What, were they out of Gatorade?
"Are you sure???... Well OK, but I've never heard of checking for steroid use that way..."
People would wonder no longer why Renaldo's nickname was Lord of the Flies.
Best of lawhawk
OT: It's deep and I don't think it's playable.
Best of Submariner
Q - Know how to tell the difference between Ronaldo and a housewife?
A - One holds his own head down...
"It's just a jump to the left,
and then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips,
And bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust
That really drives you insa-ay-ay-ay-ay-ane..."
Inspired by SOTG
"You like? I learned it when the UN Peacekeepers came to my village."
Best of sonicfrog
Ah man, you're good Rolando,... but you're no Jerry Lewis...
Best of What, me worry?
“You’ll have to get closer to the Vodaphone’s mouthpiece…closer…”
“Look Ma! No hands!”
Al-Zaqawi, also known as Ranoldo in Paradise™, “gets busy” on one of his 72 virgins.
Sports commentator Andrew Sullivan, on Ronaldo’s technique: “A true professional, notice his ability to work it up the middle without touching the balls with his hands.”
Best of curly
Vodaphone demonstrates their new hands-free, blew tooth Dictaphone.
Ronal will…Ronal do…Ronal did
Best of prince of leaves
Dear World Soccer Magazine: I never believed those letters you print were real, but I recently had an experience at the World Cup that I just had to share...
Inspired by Submariner
Bill Clinton is so popular in Germany, they themed the half-time show around him.
Best of Bubbalove
"Mmmph..Mmmph..this is the..Mmmph.. biggest one yet..Mmmph..now if I..Mmmph..can just make myself go down..Mmmmph...all the way..Mmmph..I can change my number to nine!"
Hat Tip: Denver Pyle