Monday, June 12, 2006

Before there were iPods

1. Bunny with a pancake on your head, kiss my black ass.

2. It just keeps going, and going, and going....

3. "Been there, done that, kept the nipple clamps," Andrew Sullivan sniffed.

4. "Hey, Mylanta, turns out the battery was fine, it was just a loose cable. I hope you didn't have to walk too far in those heels."

5. Implementation of The Matrix was much harder in the Third World.

6. She parked her car in Detroit for five minutes and this was all that was left.

7. Trapped in 20th century Detroit, Tuvok finally rigged together a tricorder using parts from a '72 Pinto.

8. The really, really sad part of this picture? He's listening to the Spice Girls.

9. Grimly, Tyrone conceded that Al Franken just wasn't that funny.

10. Within a month, all the major hip-hop artists were wearing batteries on their heads.

Best of Kevin Walker
That's actually an improvement over the Kostard's headgear.

Best of sonicfrog
As you can see by the obvious mix-up, he's not one of the smartest fans of the band Radio Head.

The crueler, ghetto version of William Tell.

Best of andthenblammo!
"That's the last time I let Al Gore pimp MY ride!"

Best of Mr. Right
If you think that's bad, you should see where he keeps the antenna!

Best of Curly
Answer: 50 Cent
Question 1: What are you listening to?
Question 2: What did you pay for your radio?

Best of Submariner
LKT (Little Known Trivia): Samuel L. Jackson was discovered in Ugambamamba selling radio spots for Vibe™ Magazine hut to hut.

Who'd a thunk it? Dawn's husband is a Frankie Valley fan! ♪ Daaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn, go away I'm no good for you...♪

In the early days, Avalon Manor could only be found through radio triangulation...

Fashion critic Mr. Black agreed the hat had some positive and some negative aspects.

Best of What, me worry?
Unable to find an audience in the US, Air America is forced to outsource it’s listenership to Nigeria.

Best of attmay
Raj from "What's Happening," after he went through all his money from the show.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Koffi Annan soon regrets not taking a more concilliatory stance towards the United States.

Magneto's lesser known half-brother, Leoneto.

Accessories for the Segway are still quite limited.

ORA: "Rechargin's easy... I just stand next to that Powder kid..."

ORA: "Rechargin's easy... I just stand next to whichever immortal gets beheaded..."

The Gods Must Be Crazy III: Who The F--- Keeps Throwing This S--- Out Of Airplanes?

"Hi, I'm Mozambique Eddie, and my prices are CRAAAAAZY!"

"Captain Sisko, we're having some difficulty locking onto your signal... Is there, by chance, a car battery on your head?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Shake your Djibouti

Jamal realized he'd been taken, and his wishing machine didn't really work, when after is first wish, he noticed SOTG still posting captions.


Best of dusty
Latest DNC idea for replacing those unhealthy cigarettes as incentives to urge their constituents to vote.

Best of lawhawk
It can now be revealed. Gitmo detainees had batteries strapped to their head and were forced to listen to I'm Too Sexy at 11.

Best of divine miss m
21st century third-world briefcase.

Hat Tip and Source: Adele at Discarded Lies

56 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

That's actually an improvement over the Kostard's headgear.

(Could this become a new trend? Weird hats/caps/headgear on Monday?)

sonicfrog said...

As you can see by the obvious mix-up, he's not one of the smartest fans of the band Radio Head.

sonicfrog said...

The crueler, ghetto version of William Tell.

andthenblammo! said...

"That's the last time I let Al Gore pimp MY ride!"

Mr. Right said...

If you think that's bad, you should see where he keeps the antenna!

Mr. Right said...

Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana...

Curly said...

Answer: 50 Cent
Question 1: What are you listening to?
Question 2: What did you pay for your radio?

curly said...

Talk about battery corrosion!

Submariner said...

Kanye West shows off his new "Can Barely Walk, Man™" brand radio.

Submariner said...

Hell, if Kobe won't pass to me when I'm open, I might's well listen to some Shaq-rap...

Submariner said...

LKT (Little Known Trivia):

Samuel L. Jackson was discovered in Ugambamamba selling radio spots for Vibe™ Magazine hut to hut.

Submariner said...

Who'd a thunk it? Dawn's husband is a Frankie Valley fan!

♪ Daaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn, go away I'm no good for you...♪

Submariner said...

What you talkin' about, Willis?

Submariner said...

In the early days, Avalon Manor could only be found through radio triangulation...

Submariner said...

Y'know? Sometimes that Amon n Andy Show just pisses me off!

Submariner said...

PMIF - Amon = Amos

Submariner said...

Yo Mr. Bunker, I'ze here to pick up yo' little biyotch fo' da prom.

What, me worry? said...

Unable to find an audience in the US, Air America is forced to outsource it’s listenership to Nigeria.

“Pedro and Leon sold me dis crappy retro iPod. Let me know if you find dem anywhere – I’m gonna kick deir butts!”

“Listening to rap gibs me a headache…”

Silhouette said...

Fashion critic Mr. Black agreed the hat had some positive and some negative aspects.

attmay said...

Raj from "What's Happening," after he went through all his money from the show.

curly said...

"Can't afford no tin foil hat."

curly said...

Ass haulin' battery.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"G*d damned magnetic plate in my head."

Son Of The Godfather said...

There's Nano-tech, and then there's Banana-tech.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"If I balance the battery just-so, and hold the radio right at this level, I can almost send an outgoing message to tell V the K he's behind on the 'Best Of' listings."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, if Kerry can have a "magic cap", so can I!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Koffi Annan soon regrets not taking a more concilliatory stance towards the United States.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Not as prevalent: Carjacking in Kenya.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Magneto's lesser known half-brother, Leoneto.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Doc, I have this constant pressure on my head... Can you prescribe anything?... Perhaps an antacid?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm tellin' ya, Dwayne, I hooked the positive to the negative, and the negative to the positive, and I heard some cracker on the radio talkin' bout "Paul is Dead... Paul is Dead"..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK, Martika, if you can get your sneakers on and get up to 88MPH, we can get you back to the future!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Accessories for the Segway are still quite limited.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The new Zimbabwe Prius hybrid truly sucks ass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You put de lime in de battery, you put dem both together, Put de lime in de battery and den you feel better...

(Crap, now that song's stuck in my head! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"Rechargin's easy... I just stand next to that Powder kid..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"Rechargin's easy... I just stand next to whichever immortal gets beheaded..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Bring out your dead... Batteries..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damn, I was wrong... Some people DO still listen to the Dixie Chicks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Gods Must Be Crazy III: Who The F--- Keeps Throwing This S--- Out Of Airplanes?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi, I'm Mozambique Eddie, and my prices are CRAAAAAZY!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

There is an ancient Chinese proverb that translates roughly: "The only thing sadder than a man with a car battery on his head is the person who captions a picture of a man with a car battery on his head."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who's the black private dick,
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
OOMBATU!!
Ya damn right!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Captain Sisko, we're having some difficulty locking onto your signal... Is there, by chance, a car battery on your head?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Radio:
Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy...
***THUNDER CRACK***
---SIZZLE--

Rodney Dill said...

Shake your Djibouti

Rodney Dill said...

...but when Lead Acid Rock hit the mainstream Jamal became an overnight millionaire.

Rodney Dill said...

Jamal realized he'd been taken, and his wishing machine didn't really work, when after is first wish, he noticed SOTG still posting captions.

;)

What, me worry? said...

BrokeBLACK Mountain: I wish I could tune you out.

Submariner said...

LKT:

Gordie Laforge, moments before the corner of the case gave way and flooded his eyes with battery acid, spawning a life-long love for engineering better power source containment...

dusty said...

Latest DNC idea for replacing those unhealthy cigarettes as incentives to urge their constituents to vote.

Submariner said...

Leroy was doing what he could to keep his skills up, but there just wasn't that much to loot around New Orleans since Katrina...



yeah, yeah, I know - Dawn's gonna be ticked, blah blah blah...

lawhawk said...

It can now be revealed. Gitmo detainees had batteries strapped to their head and were forced to listen to I'm Too Sexy at 11.

divine miss m said...

21st century third-world briefcase.

Rodney Dill said...

Die-Hard
Head Harder

Andy said...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/966/1600/ipod-redux.jpg