Saturday, June 17, 2006

Battling Siezure Robots

1. ORA: GWAR had broken up over "creative differences," but then they learned that 'Sex Farm Woman' had gone to Number 4 on the Japanese Pop Charts.

2. Both Hideki and his robot will have complete makeovers on Queer Eye for the Samurai.

3. After Simon Cowell derided their rendition of 'Puttin' on the Ritz' as 'bloody awful,' the robot swiftly and silently cut his head off.

4. It's cute when little kids try to dress themselves. I don't know what the frack happened here, though.

5. "Attention Scientologists! Lord Xenu has returned! Ooooooh! Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-ry!"

Hat tip: B. Walker
Source: Photo: Junko Kitama

27 comments:

prince of leaves said...

V the K launches a new Caption This! series, Bad Prom Getups: Japan

prince of leaves said...

How to Speak Japanese: safe sex.

prince of leaves said...

The Japanese space agency unveils its new moon suit prototype.

Bubbalove said...

ORA?
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!

ORA again?
(Assistant translating for Boss Roboto)
"From time to time you may question my decisions regarding the rule of the Yakuza in a polite and respectful manner but under no circumstances will the question of my right to be self-aware be raised or I'll COLLECT YOUR F***ING HEAD!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:

Corn_Boy begins to question whether or not he can handle the Terrible Secret of Space.

If you don't know this ORA, I highly recommend the previous link to read the ICQ prank, and then check out the flash adaptation here. :) Pak Chooie Unf!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Samurai Fonzi gives the "thumbs up".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Samurai-Santa's helper hated his job with a passion.

Rodney Dill said...

C'mon, can't we have casual Fridays?"

Submariner said...

Mulan's very public fetish for "toys" brought great shame to her family...

Submariner said...

Mr. Roboto is asked "How wide is Hillary's @$$?" and promptly experiences hydraulic lock.

Submariner said...

The new "Birr Crinton Lobot" was successful in all tests until a chunky female lab assistant bent over. Only then was it discovered that its Wang extension was on its left hip...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Kurgan muses, "So much for this immortal. I think I'm now ready for MacLeod."

Rodney Dill said...

It's not good to be the king.

Rodney Dill said...

It's my new chastity costume for watching soccer matches.

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh no, we're not visiting Michael Jackson again, are we?"

Submariner said...

Siskel and Ebert gave the oriental remake, "Wild, Wild West III; Sam or I Will Save Hu," two thumbs down but "...still incredibly more entertaining than that Will Smith abortion..."

Submariner said...

V. the K. sends SOTG in to the Daily Kos to collect some rants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sub, I ain't that brave... Too much like wading in a pool of Legionaire's Disease!

Cybrludite said...

I, for one, welcome out new robotic samurai overlords...

Cybrludite said...

First we retaliated for Hiroshima & Nagasaki by wiping out Detroit. Now we begin phase two of our plan.

Rodney Dill said...

"Wanna Wang Chung tonight?"

Rodney Dill said...

"...actually I'd prefer not to do anything that has wang in it."

Rodney Dill said...

Checkmate

Submariner said...

We'd like to share an order of horse d!ck. I saw the stables out back; I'll go get one...

Submariner said...

Not to comprain, sensei, but isn't my Gundam a bit smarr for space battre?

Submariner said...

ORA:

Oh! Aku! I'm shakin' in my samurai boots!

Submariner said...

Funny; you like samurai swords, I like baseball. Let's screw!