1. ORA: GWAR had broken up over "creative differences," but then they learned that 'Sex Farm Woman' had gone to Number 4 on the Japanese Pop Charts.2. Both Hideki and his robot will have complete makeovers on Queer Eye for the Samurai.
3. After Simon Cowell derided their rendition of 'Puttin' on the Ritz' as 'bloody awful,' the robot swiftly and silently cut his head off.
4. It's cute when little kids try to dress themselves. I don't know what the frack happened here, though.
5. "Attention Scientologists! Lord Xenu has returned! Ooooooh! Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-ry!"
Hat tip: B. Walker
Source: Photo: Junko Kitama
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V the K launches a new Caption This! series, Bad Prom Getups: Japan
How to Speak Japanese: safe sex.
The Japanese space agency unveils its new moon suit prototype.
ORA?
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
ORA again?
(Assistant translating for Boss Roboto)
"From time to time you may question my decisions regarding the rule of the Yakuza in a polite and respectful manner but under no circumstances will the question of my right to be self-aware be raised or I'll COLLECT YOUR F***ING HEAD!!"
ORA:
Corn_Boy begins to question whether or not he can handle the Terrible Secret of Space.
If you don't know this ORA, I highly recommend the previous link to read the ICQ prank, and then check out the flash adaptation here. :) Pak Chooie Unf!
Samurai Fonzi gives the "thumbs up".
Samurai-Santa's helper hated his job with a passion.
C'mon, can't we have casual Fridays?"
Mulan's very public fetish for "toys" brought great shame to her family...
Mr. Roboto is asked "How wide is Hillary's @$$?" and promptly experiences hydraulic lock.
The new "Birr Crinton Lobot" was successful in all tests until a chunky female lab assistant bent over. Only then was it discovered that its Wang extension was on its left hip...
ORA:
Kurgan muses, "So much for this immortal. I think I'm now ready for MacLeod."
It's not good to be the king.
It's my new chastity costume for watching soccer matches.
"Oh no, we're not visiting Michael Jackson again, are we?"
Siskel and Ebert gave the oriental remake, "Wild, Wild West III; Sam or I Will Save Hu," two thumbs down but "...still incredibly more entertaining than that Will Smith abortion..."
V. the K. sends SOTG in to the Daily Kos to collect some rants.
Sub, I ain't that brave... Too much like wading in a pool of Legionaire's Disease!
I, for one, welcome out new robotic samurai overlords...
First we retaliated for Hiroshima & Nagasaki by wiping out Detroit. Now we begin phase two of our plan.
"Wanna Wang Chung tonight?"
"...actually I'd prefer not to do anything that has wang in it."
Checkmate
We'd like to share an order of horse d!ck. I saw the stables out back; I'll go get one...
Not to comprain, sensei, but isn't my Gundam a bit smarr for space battre?
ORA:
Oh! Aku! I'm shakin' in my samurai boots!
Funny; you like samurai swords, I like baseball. Let's screw!
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