1. Lordi, the early days2. These Plushie/Nude Opera Singer marriages never work out.
3. What do they have in common? The same sh*t the comes out of his ass comes out of her mouth.
4. "Hey, stinky chick, mind if I graze in your thatch?"
5. "I wanted to see a Mexican chick get banged by a real bull! You suck, McCain! This is the worst birthday ever!" Ted Kennedy fumed.
Best of Submariner
Girl's thought bubble; "I wonder if that's his foreleg or he's just happy to see me?"
Bull's thought bubble; "Giggidy, giggidy..."
Although Starflower gave every indication she was open for a roll in the hay, Moo-oooo-oooveOn.com's spokes-steer never seemed to get horny...
Best of curly
Titties! The udder white meat!
Best of prince of leaves
"Me so horny!"
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Even though Gary was more concerned about cockfighting, he couldn't bring himself to slip on the giant foam penis.
"Uh... Honey... You're an animal lover, right? Could you help a brother out? It's time for my milking. Yeah, that big udder standing up right there. Yeah, just like that."
"Got pretentious indignity?"
It never crossed Fern's mind that the bright red neckerchief was a bad idea right up until that moment when the bull drilled her right into oncoming traffic.
Best of Van Helsing
I thought only bulls had horns — not stupid cows.
Best of curly
Looks like a California "Happy Cows" commercial was made in Berkeley.
If the sign instead said "no bullshitting", PETA would not be able to hold it.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Oh Joyce DeWitt, how you have fallen.
"Do I make you hoooorny, baby?... Yeah!"
"Nice teats."
"Excuse me, Mr. Bull, my horns are up here."
Best of Rodney Dill
EET MOR CHIKKEN
"Wanna pork?"
And in this blog v. blog match -- Daily Kows faces off against Michelle Milking.
Best of Submariner
Look; you dropped the bikini top back in "Fast Times at Ridgemont," Phoebe. How about dropping that sign for me now?
Actually, babe, I gave that all up. Now I'm a third level master of the bo staff. I might add that it's particularly difficult to reach this level when you only have hoofs to hold it with...
Best of bubbalove
Hey baby, I can see that your more 'horny' than I am!
Ashlee Simpson finally gets a gig more in line with her talent level.
Best of Mr. Right
Mad Cow meets Just Plain Nuts
"Hey, babe, you don't have anything against bullriding, do you?
"Pssst, Starchild... I think the hammer and sickle tattoo should've gone in the front!"
Hat Tip: Mr Right
Source: Roto-Reuters/Yahoo/Stephen Hird
51 comments:
Make love with bulls, not war.
Chick-Fil-A, departing somewhat from its wholesome image, introduced its newest menu item "Chick Sandwich."
Bull's thought bubble; "Giggidy, giggidy..."
Girl's thought bubble; "I wonder if that's his foreleg or he's just happy to see me?"
A second later, Ferdninand struck the bimbo, saying "What the heck are you trying to do? I need this gig. I have a dozen heiffers and a stockyard full of calves to feed!"
In a curious statistic, the life expectancy of the bull in the ring was EXACTLY the same number of seconds as the bimbo's once she got in Teddy's car.
Although Starflower gave every indication she was open for a roll in the hay, Moo-oooo-oooveOn.com's spokes-steer never seemed to get horny...
Titties! The udder white meat!
"Me so horny!"
Alternate Universe Caption: Jane Fonda still became an annoying protestor in a 1972 where the Vietnam War never happened.
Costumes choices were limited, so even though Gary was more concerned about cockfighting, he couldn't bring himself to slip on the giant foam penis.
Having no oposeable thumbs with which to make a sign, Elsie could only pantomime out her own counter-protest against naked Viking women.
"Uh... Honey... You're an animal lover, right? Could you help a brother out? It's time for my milking. Yeah, that big udder standing up right there. Yeah, just like that."
"Got pretentious indignity?"
I thought only bulls had horns — not stupid cows.
It never crossed Fern's mind that the bright red neckerchief was a bad idea right up until that moment when the bull drilled her right into oncoming traffic.
So... Er... Uhm... Are you vegan, or could I interest you in some tube steak after this meshit wraps up? No? You ever done it Brahma style? Hey, where you going? Oh, don't be all like that, Boo! Come back!
Looks like a California "Happy Cows" commercial was made in Berkeley.
If the sign instead said "no bullshitting", PETA would not be able to hold it.
Oh Joyce DeWitt, how you have fallen after Three's Company was cancelled.
Austin: "Do I make you hoooorny, baby?... Yeah!"
NO BULLFIGHTING!...
'Cuz fighting our bull is pointless.
"Nice teats."
"Excuse me, Mr. Bull, my horns are up here."
Is it wrong that I'd mount her like a prized torro and eat a steak dinner off her back?
EET MOR CHIKKEN
girl: "...and eating meat isn't good for the environment."
bull: "uh... what about 'eat a beaver, save a tree?'"
"Hey babe, how 'bout a quarter pounder right now, if ya know what I mean."
"Wanna pork?"
Ya know, babe, I'm worshipped in Brahma. Wanna slip behind those columns and find out why?
Wanna go to McDonald's after the protest?
"No fighting, huh, Just where did you get those horns anyway?"
And in this blog v. blog match -- Daily Kows faces off against Michelle Milking.
“Maybe it’s not a Vodaphone, but my Bull Horn is also touch tone, blew-tooth, hands-free, Voice Over I Pee and Dictaphone.”
"How 'bout clubbin' some baby seals instead?"
"How 'bout pistol whippin' some gay whales instead?"
How about we blow this protest and go broil a couple of spotted owls, instead?
Look; you dropped the bikini top back in "Fast Times at Ridgemont," Phoebe. How about dropping that sign for me now?
Hey babe - how do you feel about veals?
Hey - don't hit me - I said, "feel you up" not "veal you up!"
Actually, babe, I gave that all up. Now I'm a third level master of the bo staff. I might add that it's particularly difficult to reach this level when you only have hoofs to hold it with...
Hey baby, I can see that your more 'horny' than I am!
or
Ashlee Simpson finally gets a gig more in line with her talent level.
Aw, crap. A furry convention...
Bull & Bull-oney
Mad Cow & Stark Raving Mad
Got milk?
"Hey, babe, you don't have anything against bullriding, do you?
"Oh! Me so horny!"
"Pssst, Starchild... I think the hammer and sickle tattoo should've gone in the front!"
FARMER GREEN'S SEE AND SAY...
The cow says: "Moooooo!"
The Petard says: "Animals are people, too!"
In some of the more remote areas of Texas the sign says something slightly different...
"Yo, Kobe beef, I'm open"
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