Monday, June 19, 2006

And now, a bull with three horns

1. Lordi, the early days

2. These Plushie/Nude Opera Singer marriages never work out.

3. What do they have in common? The same sh*t the comes out of his ass comes out of her mouth.

4. "Hey, stinky chick, mind if I graze in your thatch?"

5. "I wanted to see a Mexican chick get banged by a real bull! You suck, McCain! This is the worst birthday ever!" Ted Kennedy fumed.

Best of Submariner
Girl's thought bubble; "I wonder if that's his foreleg or he's just happy to see me?"
Bull's thought bubble; "Giggidy, giggidy..."

Although Starflower gave every indication she was open for a roll in the hay, Moo-oooo-oooveOn.com's spokes-steer never seemed to get horny...

Best of curly
Titties! The udder white meat!

Best of prince of leaves
"Me so horny!"

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Even though Gary was more concerned about cockfighting, he couldn't bring himself to slip on the giant foam penis.

"Uh... Honey... You're an animal lover, right? Could you help a brother out? It's time for my milking. Yeah, that big udder standing up right there. Yeah, just like that."

"Got pretentious indignity?"

It never crossed Fern's mind that the bright red neckerchief was a bad idea right up until that moment when the bull drilled her right into oncoming traffic.

Best of Van Helsing
I thought only bulls had horns — not stupid cows.

Best of curly
Looks like a California "Happy Cows" commercial was made in Berkeley.

If the sign instead said "no bullshitting", PETA would not be able to hold it.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Oh Joyce DeWitt, how you have fallen.

"Do I make you hoooorny, baby?... Yeah!"

"Nice teats."

"Excuse me, Mr. Bull, my horns are up here."

Best of Rodney Dill
EET MOR CHIKKEN

"Wanna pork?"

And in this blog v. blog match -- Daily Kows faces off against Michelle Milking.

Best of Submariner
Look; you dropped the bikini top back in "Fast Times at Ridgemont," Phoebe. How about dropping that sign for me now?

Actually, babe, I gave that all up. Now I'm a third level master of the bo staff. I might add that it's particularly difficult to reach this level when you only have hoofs to hold it with...

Best of bubbalove
Hey baby, I can see that your more 'horny' than I am!

Ashlee Simpson finally gets a gig more in line with her talent level.

Best of Mr. Right
Mad Cow meets Just Plain Nuts

"Hey, babe, you don't have anything against bullriding, do you?

"Pssst, Starchild... I think the hammer and sickle tattoo should've gone in the front!"


Hat Tip: Mr Right
Source: Roto-Reuters/Yahoo/Stephen Hird

51 comments:

curly said...

Make love with bulls, not war.

bad-d-d-dude said...

Chick-Fil-A, departing somewhat from its wholesome image, introduced its newest menu item "Chick Sandwich."

Submariner said...

Bull's thought bubble; "Giggidy, giggidy..."

Submariner said...

Girl's thought bubble; "I wonder if that's his foreleg or he's just happy to see me?"

Submariner said...

A second later, Ferdninand struck the bimbo, saying "What the heck are you trying to do? I need this gig. I have a dozen heiffers and a stockyard full of calves to feed!"

Submariner said...

In a curious statistic, the life expectancy of the bull in the ring was EXACTLY the same number of seconds as the bimbo's once she got in Teddy's car.

Submariner said...

Although Starflower gave every indication she was open for a roll in the hay, Moo-oooo-oooveOn.com's spokes-steer never seemed to get horny...

curly said...

Titties! The udder white meat!

prince of leaves said...

"Me so horny!"

prince of leaves said...

Alternate Universe Caption: Jane Fonda still became an annoying protestor in a 1972 where the Vietnam War never happened.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Costumes choices were limited, so even though Gary was more concerned about cockfighting, he couldn't bring himself to slip on the giant foam penis.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Having no oposeable thumbs with which to make a sign, Elsie could only pantomime out her own counter-protest against naked Viking women.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"Uh... Honey... You're an animal lover, right? Could you help a brother out? It's time for my milking. Yeah, that big udder standing up right there. Yeah, just like that."

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"Got pretentious indignity?"

Van Helsing said...

I thought only bulls had horns — not stupid cows.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

It never crossed Fern's mind that the bright red neckerchief was a bad idea right up until that moment when the bull drilled her right into oncoming traffic.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

So... Er... Uhm... Are you vegan, or could I interest you in some tube steak after this meshit wraps up? No? You ever done it Brahma style? Hey, where you going? Oh, don't be all like that, Boo! Come back!

curly said...

Looks like a California "Happy Cows" commercial was made in Berkeley.

curly said...

If the sign instead said "no bullshitting", PETA would not be able to hold it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh Joyce DeWitt, how you have fallen after Three's Company was cancelled.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Austin: "Do I make you hoooorny, baby?... Yeah!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

NO BULLFIGHTING!...
'Cuz fighting our bull is pointless.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Nice teats."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excuse me, Mr. Bull, my horns are up here."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is it wrong that I'd mount her like a prized torro and eat a steak dinner off her back?

Rodney Dill said...

EET MOR CHIKKEN

Rodney Dill said...

girl: "...and eating meat isn't good for the environment."
bull: "uh... what about 'eat a beaver, save a tree?'"

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey babe, how 'bout a quarter pounder right now, if ya know what I mean."

Rodney Dill said...

"Wanna pork?"

Submariner said...

Ya know, babe, I'm worshipped in Brahma. Wanna slip behind those columns and find out why?

Submariner said...

Wanna go to McDonald's after the protest?

Rodney Dill said...

"No fighting, huh, Just where did you get those horns anyway?"

Rodney Dill said...

And in this blog v. blog match -- Daily Kows faces off against Michelle Milking.

What, me worry? said...

“Maybe it’s not a Vodaphone, but my Bull Horn is also touch tone, blew-tooth, hands-free, Voice Over I Pee and Dictaphone.”

Rodney Dill said...

"How 'bout clubbin' some baby seals instead?"

Submariner said...

"How 'bout pistol whippin' some gay whales instead?"

Submariner said...

How about we blow this protest and go broil a couple of spotted owls, instead?

Submariner said...

Look; you dropped the bikini top back in "Fast Times at Ridgemont," Phoebe. How about dropping that sign for me now?

jeff said...

Hey babe - how do you feel about veals?

Hey - don't hit me - I said, "feel you up" not "veal you up!"

Submariner said...

Actually, babe, I gave that all up. Now I'm a third level master of the bo staff. I might add that it's particularly difficult to reach this level when you only have hoofs to hold it with...

bubbalove said...

Hey baby, I can see that your more 'horny' than I am!

or

Ashlee Simpson finally gets a gig more in line with her talent level.

Cybrludite said...

Aw, crap. A furry convention...

Mr. Right said...

Bull & Bull-oney

Mr. Right said...

Mad Cow & Stark Raving Mad

Mr. Right said...

Got milk?

Mr. Right said...

"Hey, babe, you don't have anything against bullriding, do you?

Mr. Right said...

"Oh! Me so horny!"

Mr. Right said...

"Pssst, Starchild... I think the hammer and sickle tattoo should've gone in the front!"

Mr. Right said...

FARMER GREEN'S SEE AND SAY...

The cow says: "Moooooo!"

The Petard says: "Animals are people, too!"

Slap Shot said...

In some of the more remote areas of Texas the sign says something slightly different...

Rodney Dill said...

"Yo, Kobe beef, I'm open"