1. "Let's see, got my helmet, got my socks, what am I forgetting?"
2. A burqa, a burqa, my kingdom for a burqa.
3. "Go ahead, Pelosi, reach in and pull out another campaign strategy."
4. It was inevitable that clear lycra biking pants would find a following.
5. "He introduced himself as 'Phil McCracken,' at least, I think he was introducing himself.
6. Barney Frank supports alternative transportation systems.
7. ORA: "June 13th, fell off near Dorset."
8. Well into his 80s, Lance Armstrong still kicked French butt.
9. "Ugly Naked Guy's" Friends spinnoff was somewhat more successful than Joey.
10. Nancy Pelosi's constituency, ladies and gentlemen.
Best of The Man
NBC tried posting muslims at NASCAR tracks to see if the fans would assault them. The next phase is to plant naked hippies on bikes outside an NRA convention.
My grandfather went to YearlyKos naked and all I got was this t-shirt and a tin-foil cap.
Yes honey, that is former President Clinton. Just don't make eye contact and keep walking.
Best of Rodney Dill
Man who bicycle upside down, have crack up.
Best of divine miss m
Where's my dignity? I must have left it around here somewhere...
Best of sonicfrog
Oh My GOD! I know that butt crack anywhere! Dad, what the HELL are you doing?!?
... I know I put that butt plug in here somewhere....
Best of What, me worry?
Phil sniffs the tires, trying to distinguish which bicycle was his. Positive ID would not be made until he sniffed the seat.
Notorious bike molester Phil McCracken brazenly cops a feel.
I’d lent bikes to Ben Dover before, butt he rectum.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Not content with just "Hot Babe Thursdays", V the K branches out into "Old Stinky Ass Tuesdays".
I would pay upwards of $100 to have a ping-pong paddle and a video camera handy.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
San Fran has some pretty strange folks
Who had obviously taken some tokes,
One doffed off his clothes
And dangled his hose,
And got circumsised by his own spokes.
Best of WALSTIB
Where's that darn scrotum inflater?
Best of Silhouette
The Emperor decided to ride around and show off his new clothes.
Best of champaignken
Yellow bike, red helmet, green hat and black shoes? This guy has no fashion sense!
Best of Submariner
I see in the background that Andy Sullivan left his pull toy out again...
Offends all sensibilities;
Pasty @$$ to kick. - Cap This! haiku:
Nekkid bi-cycle guy; "Andrew's looking for KY? What the heck for? I need Polygrip™ so I don't slip off on the up-stroke..."
WeDeliver™ management couldn't understand why they never seemed to get any repeat business from their bicycle deliveries.
Best of Cybrludite
I have never been so glad for comments that open in another window which can be dragged to different points on the screen...
Best of AM42
Ben laughed at the suggestion to simply put a rubber band around his pants leg to keep it from getting caught in the bike chain. After all, he didn't want people to make fun of him.
Best of Dusty
Dammit! The sheep drive to Brokeback Mountain is about to start and I caint find my dag-gone boots!
Harry Reid is pictured here reassuring loyal San Franciso democrats that his position will always remain consistent with their desires.
Source: Zombie's Parade of Horrible Naked Hippies.