Tuesday, June 13, 2006

And Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue

1. "Let's see, got my helmet, got my socks, what am I forgetting?"

2. A burqa, a burqa, my kingdom for a burqa.

3. "Go ahead, Pelosi, reach in and pull out another campaign strategy."

4. It was inevitable that clear lycra biking pants would find a following.

5. "He introduced himself as 'Phil McCracken,' at least, I think he was introducing himself.

6. Barney Frank supports alternative transportation systems.

7. ORA: "June 13th, fell off near Dorset."

8. Well into his 80s, Lance Armstrong still kicked French butt.

9. "Ugly Naked Guy's" Friends spinnoff was somewhat more successful than Joey.

10. Nancy Pelosi's constituency, ladies and gentlemen.

Best of The Man
NBC tried posting muslims at NASCAR tracks to see if the fans would assault them. The next phase is to plant naked hippies on bikes outside an NRA convention.

My grandfather went to YearlyKos naked and all I got was this t-shirt and a tin-foil cap.

Yes honey, that is former President Clinton. Just don't make eye contact and keep walking.

Best of Rodney Dill
Man who bicycle upside down, have crack up.

Best of divine miss m
Where's my dignity? I must have left it around here somewhere...

Best of sonicfrog
Oh My GOD! I know that butt crack anywhere! Dad, what the HELL are you doing?!?

... I know I put that butt plug in here somewhere....

Best of What, me worry?
Phil sniffs the tires, trying to distinguish which bicycle was his. Positive ID would not be made until he sniffed the seat.

Notorious bike molester Phil McCracken brazenly cops a feel.

I’d lent bikes to Ben Dover before, butt he rectum.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Not content with just "Hot Babe Thursdays", V the K branches out into "Old Stinky Ass Tuesdays".

I would pay upwards of $100 to have a ping-pong paddle and a video camera handy.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
San Fran has some pretty strange folks
Who had obviously taken some tokes,
One doffed off his clothes
And dangled his hose,
And got circumsised by his own spokes.

Best of WALSTIB
Where's that darn scrotum inflater?

Best of Silhouette
The Emperor decided to ride around and show off his new clothes.

Best of champaignken
Yellow bike, red helmet, green hat and black shoes? This guy has no fashion sense!

Best of Submariner
I see in the background that Andy Sullivan left his pull toy out again...

Clothing optional.
Offends all sensibilities;
Pasty @$$ to kick. - Cap This! haiku:

Nekkid bi-cycle guy; "Andrew's looking for KY? What the heck for? I need Polygrip™ so I don't slip off on the up-stroke..."

WeDeliver™ management couldn't understand why they never seemed to get any repeat business from their bicycle deliveries.

Best of Cybrludite
I have never been so glad for comments that open in another window which can be dragged to different points on the screen...

Best of AM42
Ben laughed at the suggestion to simply put a rubber band around his pants leg to keep it from getting caught in the bike chain. After all, he didn't want people to make fun of him.

Best of Dusty
Dammit! The sheep drive to Brokeback Mountain is about to start and I caint find my dag-gone boots!

Harry Reid is pictured here reassuring loyal San Franciso democrats that his position will always remain consistent with their desires.

Source: Zombie's Parade of Horrible Naked Hippies.

57 comments:

The Man said...

The sun shines even on Andrew Sullivan's ass every now and then.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

The first of Zarwawi's 72 vegans arrives for duty.

The Man said...

NBC tried posting muslims at NASCAR tracks to see if the fans would assault them. The next phase is to plant naked hippies on bikes outside an NRA convention.

jeff said...

The problem with naked protests is that most people should not be seen naked. Nothing about morals, it's more a matter of visual pollution.

Okay, the tire is still stiffer than "Mr. Happy" - let's ride!

The Man said...

My grandfather went to YearlyKos naked and all I got was this t-shirt and a tin-foil cap.

Rodney Dill said...

Man who bicycle upside down, have crack up.

The Man said...

Yes honey, that is former President Clinton. Just don't make eye contact and keep walking.

divine miss m said...

Where's my dignity? I must have left it around here somewhere...

sonicfrog said...

Oh My GOD! I know that butt crack anywhere! Dad, what the HELL are you doing?!?

sonicfrog said...

... I know I put that butt plug in here somewhere....

divine miss m said...

After the 1992 Democratic convention, the Port-O-Fess was converted into a mobile coloposcopy clinic.

www.joeyskaggs.com/html/port.html

sonicfrog said...

Luther looks for the lube and also a wrench to remove the bicycle seat from the post. "Hey, I stay on much better without it" he said. "And besides, it feels pretty darned good once you get used to it!"

What, me worry? said...

Phil sniffs the tires, trying to distinguish which bicycle was his. Positive ID would not be made until he sniffed the seat.

Notorious bike molester Phil McCracken brazenly cops a feel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Not content with just "Hot Babe Thursdays", V the K branches out into "Old Stinky Ass Tuesdays".

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't want to say he's old, but he just farted dust.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I would pay upwards of $100 to have a ping-pong paddle and a video camera handy.

What, me worry? said...

I’d lent bikes to Ben Dover before, butt he rectum.

divine miss m said...

The srict dress code for Andrew Martinez's funeral procession was appropriate, given Martinez's fame as Berkeley's 'Naked Guy.'

What, me worry? said...

"50 MPG on just burritos and KY jelly!"

What, me worry? said...

Confucius say: Naked man prefer bike rides to runs.

What, me worry? said...

A constant farter, Ben Dover tries to disguise the sound of breaking wind by letting some air out of his tires.

Son Of The Godfather said...

San Fran has some pretty strange folks
Who had obviously taken some tokes,
One doffed off his clothes
And dangled his hose,
And got circumsised by his own spokes.

copyright 2006 SOTG :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

A man of the Moonbatty class
Was protesting the high price of gas
While checking his tire
Imagine his ire...
They'd made a bike rack from his ass.

WALSTIB said...

Where's that darn scrotum inflater?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, Crazy Ned, there's no hole for you to f***."

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

♪ I left my heart AND my pants in San Francisco ♪

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, maybe the Best Of lists for the week are back here!"

Silhouette said...

I will never, ever make fun of a prom dress again.

Silhouette said...

Bike bumper sticker says "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

Silhouette said...

Where will you be when your laxitive starts to work?

Silhouette said...

The Emperor decided to ride around and show off his new clothes.

champaignken said...

How do I get this damn bicycle seat off? And where the hell is Andrew with my KY?

Another weapon of ass destruction?

Yellow bike, red helmet, green hat and black shoes? This guy has no fashion sense!

Howard Dean prepares to address the DNC.

Submariner said...

A Wrist Rocket®? A Wrist Rocket®? My kingdom for a Wrist Rocket®! (and a bag of jacks...)

Submariner said...

I see in the background that Andy Sullivan left his pull toy out again...

Submariner said...

SOTG - loved the limericks.

Submariner said...

A Cap This! haiku:

Clothing optional.
Offends all sensibilities;
Pasty @$$ to kick.

Submariner said...

I never realized that Inflated Scrotum Guy manually self-inflates. But hey! If you're limber enough...

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
Prough91 spotted pedaling @$$ at San Francisco rally!
Developing...

Rodney Dill said...

Silhouette said...

Bike bumper sticker says "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

-- I think that was Mark Twain, but I didn't google it so I could be off.

Rodney Dill said...

Last time I go biking at the butt crack of Don.

Anonymous said...

Pfffftzz! "Ah1"

divine miss m said...

What's with that squat-on-wheels in the background, anyway?!

jbinnout said...

Andrew Sullivan selectively deployed stop sticks during the bike parade.

Cybrludite said...

I have never been so glad for comments that open in another window which can be dragged to different points on the screen...

Rodney Dill said...

"That come with training wheels?"

Submariner said...

Nekkid bi-cycle guy; "Andrew's looking for KY? What the heck for? I need Polygrip™ so I don't slip off on the up-stroke..."

Submariner said...

Barney to Andrew as they pass; "Wasn't that cute. It looked like a penis, only smaller..."

Submariner said...

queeeeeeeef!
Yeah, yeah, ya young whipper-snapper. I know what one is, but I'm a "catcher."

Submariner said...

I don't think I want to go to the restaraunt that mandates socks and hats but leaves everything else optional...

Submariner said...

WeDeliver™ management couldn't understand why they never seemed to get any repeat business from their bicycle deliveries.

AM42 said...

Ben laughed at the suggestion to simply put a rubber band around his pants leg to keep it from getting caught in the bike chain. After all, he didn't want to look rediculous.

AM42 said...

Ben soon discovers that incontinence and nude biking are not a good combination.

Dusty said...

Dammit! The sheep drive to Brokeback Mountain is about to start and I caint find my dag-gone boots!

Dusty said...

Harry Reid is pictured here reassuring loyal San Franciso democrats that his position will always remain consistent with their desires.

Dusty said...

"The older I get the harder it is to straighten up after I've had my head up my ass!"