Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Welcome Back, Endless Source of Material

1. "Goodbye. Me am Bizarro Michael Jackson. Me find adult women sexually appealing. Sane Sister LaToya agrees neither. Hello."

2. "Fools! I wanted him in a pirate suit, not a Phantom of the Opera Mask!"

3. Even Boyfinger's most die-hard fans began to get a little creeped out after the fourth time he serenaded the child with "The Greatest Love Of All."

4. "I warned you I'd throw acid in your face if you so much as looked at another boy, biyatch!"

5. "Pssst, Raoul. I got a hot one here. Go put some Jesus Juice in a sippy cup."

6. There's something so Twilight Zone about a hideously disfigured man who makes everyone around him wear a mask.

7. "I had to sell the Neverland Ranch. For some reason, once it turned fifteen years old I just lost interest in it."

8. Zombie Jackie O. rises from the grave to feed upon the brains of the living.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Nice try, but you've got to drink some Jesus Juice with me to turn white, kid."

Best of sonicfrog
Revealed at last!!! Michael Jackson carries the mutant Kuato. That explains the secrecy, the bizarre behavior, and the children-in-the-bedroom privacy. Kuato needs friends too!!!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hey V, how 'bout posting something less offensive... Like that gorilla f*cking that dude in the *ss.

Best of jeff
Kwan looks on in sadness at his new replacement. The Jesus Juice bar had come to an end for him.

Best of David Simon
"When did you cut the eyes out of the blindfold I gave you?! Just remember, if anyone asks if you saw me sodomizing your brother, the answer is no."

"It was humiliating. They wanted photographs of my peepee, so I had to take it out and show it to them...like this."

Best of Submariner
Oh, this? It's only a cold sore. You trust daddy, don't you?

Best of prince of leaves
[hissing] "He's mine, LaTourneau! MINE!!!"



Source: Ass Press/Shuji Kajiyama
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Nice try, but you've got to drink some Jesus Juice with me to turn white, kid."

Son Of The Godfather said...

At first glance, I thought the torso of the gal next to him was part of Jocko. It looked, at first, like he may have finally eaten Bubbles (but not in the way our sick minds think).

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
"Chiiiildren... Come out, come out, wherever you are!..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

For the love of G*d, SOMEONE please tell me he's wearing pants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It always goes back to that line from Thriller, doesn't it?...
"I'm not like other guys."

sonicfrog said...

Revealed at last!!! Michael Jackson carries the mutant Kuato. That explains the secrecy, the bizarre behavior, and the children-in-the-bedroom privacy. Kuato needs friends too!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey V, how 'bout posting something less offensive... Like that gorilla f*cking that dude in the *ss.

heh.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You:
Attack of the Androgynous Butt-chinned Bee-Thing!

jeff said...

Kwan looks on in sadness at his new replacement. The Jesus Juice bar had come to an end for him.

Silhouette said...

The undercover agent sent by the CIA to infiltrate Jackson's entourage wasn't actually that hard to spot.

David Simon said...

(falsetto voice) "You're just the right size. You don't even have to get on your knees. Too bad you're a chick."

David Simon said...

"When did you cut the eyes out of the blindfold I gave you?! Just remember, if anyone asks if you saw me sodomizing your brother, the answer is no."

David Simon said...

"It was humiliating. They wanted photographs of my peepee, so I had to take it out and show it to them...like this."

sonicfrog said...

Is Michael Jackson sprouting boobies???

Why Yes! I think he is!!!

Well, that's provides a good reason to keep the children around. MJ has become a food source.

Submariner said...

Kwwwwwaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!

Submariner said...

falsetto voiceOh, this? It's only a cold sore. You trust daddy, don't you?

Submariner said...

Born a black boy, became a white woman, and now has been caught red handed on film...

Submariner said...

Making fun of boys who want to be girls who want to be women trying to break into the ballet or opera. Nice. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.
>sizzzle...< >pfffft!< >!POP!<
Dawn's rectal-cranial inversion overloads...

Submariner said...

(muttering) Kick me out of the Blue Oyster -
too flamboyant?1? -
I'll show them! -
Start up "Monsieur la Hood's" and take their business! -
fags...

Submariner said...

Gotta get rid of the rats.
Gotta get rid of the rats.
Where'd I leave my skin flute?

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Chocolates, lollipops,
Cakes and pies;
And it's all for free!
Children? Oh children...?

prince of leaves said...

Jacko, on his way to Finland for the surgery he hopes will save his hopelessly tanked career, has no idea that Lordi's face and gut-udder were only latex prostheses.

prince of leaves said...

[hissing] "He's mine, LaTourneau! MINE!!!"