Thursday, May 04, 2006

Weird Thursday Choice, But Okay

1. Attendees at the National Teacher's Convention show off their dates.

2. "The hookers are cool, but the next time we catch Dad dressed as Aunt Bea getting whipped by a stern leatherman, let's hold out for cars."

3. "Hey, baby. Just call me 'Harry Potter,' and I'll show you my chamber of secrets."

4. Todd was sure that by now the chicks would have realized he and Chad weren't really Hollywood casting agents looking for the right actress to play opposite Leo diCaprio in Titanic II, but they were even dumber than he had hoped.

5. "Hey Stewie, thanks for inviting us to your sexy party."

6. The kid's table at the Playboy mansion.

7. "Come on Lolita and Tanqueray, there have got to be risers around here somewhere."

8. "The best part about about being guys is we get older, and our chicks stay the same age. Thank you, Hugh Hefner, for showing us the way."

Best of Cheez Weasel
Astro Glide? Oh yea, I think thats a time warp thingy Halo 2.

Best of Divine Miss M
"I asked Dad if he'd give me $10 for a guinea pig, and he said 'Here's $20, son; go find yourself a smelly pirate hooker instead.'"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I guess telling people you're "Bill Gates Jr." has some effect.

Best of Jason
Dude, this is so awesome. We're gonna score with the Bush Twins!

Best of The Man
Another successful sting nets more DHS employees.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey, baby. Just call me 'Harry Potter,' I'm a prisoner of Assgrabbin'"

Best of AM42
"I gotta tell ya, Timmy... I had my doubts, but this Axe crap totally rocks!"

Best of jeff
For Chad and Todd, selling their internet startup to Microsoft was the beginning of a lifestyle out of a teenage dream.

Best of Submariner
Somethin' tells me ol' Cromb D. Fitch must a got that hairstyle by smoothin' it down with his own tongue. I'm just sayin'

I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Best of T. Harris
Cromb D. Fitch: That wonderful tit mashed against my shoulder is SEARED into my memory. That should come in handy in the shower tonight.

Best of jeff
"Hey girls - how'd you like to see our rubber raft?"

Best of Kay
"Can I put my wand in YOUR Goblet of Fire?"

Best of Anonymous
Say what you will, but that smile on Cromb D. Fitch's face says it all: "There's not a gay bone in my body.*"

* - Man, does this ever beg an Andrianna Sullington reference

30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Jees, its gonna be hard to beat #1

Cheez Weasel said...

Astro Glide? Oh yea, I think thats a time warp thingy Halo 2.

divine miss M said...

"I asked Dad if he'd give me $10 for a guinea pig, and he said 'Here's $20, son; go find yourself a smelly pirate hooker instead.'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Extreme lower left - kid's hand on ass...

That's mah boy, Cromb D. Fitch!

Son Of The Godfather said...

...That, or Cromb has one helluva MILF.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I guess telling people you're "Bill Gates Jr." has some effect.

Jason said...

Scene from Weird Science 2

Jason said...

Dude, this is so awesome. We totally hooked up with the Bush Twins!

The Man said...

Another successful sting nets more DHS employees.

Rodney Dill said...

-or inspired by #3

"Hey, baby. Just call me 'Harry Potter,' I'm a prisoner of Assgrabbin'"

sonicfrog said...

"Abercrombie & Fitch" eh.... Well, I guess the girls are all here.

AM42 said...

"Gee, Billy... it seems like just last year that our step-moms were our babysitters."

"Actually, Timmy, it was last year."

AM42 said...

"I gotta tell ya, Timmy... I had my doubts, but this Axe crap totally rocks!"

jeff said...

For Chad and Todd, selling their internet startup to Microsoft was the beginning of a lifestyle out of a teenage dream.

For Internet millionaires, the trophy wives are occasionally older than the husband...

Submariner said...

Cromb and Carol and Levi and Alice?

Submariner said...

I guess ZZ was right: every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man, er, boy, um cross-dressed, uh, well you get the drift...

Submariner said...

Somethin' tells me ol' Cromb D. Fitch must a got that hairstyle by smoothin' it down with his own tongue. I'm just sayin'

Submariner said...

ORA:

I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Submariner said...

Same ORA:

No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialities. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification.

Submariner said...

Different ORA:

First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.

T. Harris said...

Cromb D. Fitch: That wonderful tit mashed against my shoulder is SEARED into my memory. That should come in handy in the shower tonight.

V the K said...

"Hey, baby, you know that saying that 'there are no small parts, only small actors,' well, let me tell ya..."

champaignken said...

To better compete with Crunch 'n Munch, Cracker Jacks significantly upgraded its premium with the pirate hooker prize.

prince of leaves said...

Following the trail blazed by Demi Moore, Amanda Peet and Cate Blanchett find boyfriends too young to have seen their first big movies in first release.

jeff said...

"Hey girls - how'd you like to see our rubber raft?"

Submariner said...

Cromb D. Fitch's thought bubble; "I think that's Bambi's hand on my @$$ and not Levi's; but how to check?"

Kay said...

"Can I put my wand in YOUR Goblet of Fire?"

Rodney Dill said...

Zeb was short, but since he could lick his eyebrows, he always got a date.

Cricket said...

Wanna play 'Prisoner of Azkaban?'

"Why yes, I know Lord Voldemort personally..."

Anonymous said...

Say what you will, but that smile on Cromb D. Fitch's face says it all: "There's not a gay bone in my body."